A/N: I'M BACK! After a very long break. Sorry about that. Well, I
seemed to have been wrong in the last chapter about how it wasn't funny.
Most of the reviewers said it was their favorite! And I never expected such
a great reaction. Thanks so much! Well, I won't waste anymore time; here's
chapter 4, hope you enjoy:
*The Meadow Picnic Scene*
(Anakin emerges from the distance riding on the back of a shaak (hehe))
SHAAK: Get off my back! Ow . . . . You kicked my ribs! . . . Oh, the discrimination-ow! Ahhh. . . .
ANAKIN: Yahooo! Look at me, PADMé!
(PADMé runs toward him, giggling madly)
ANAKIN: Giddy-up! Ha, This thing has more gas than my old pod racer!
SHAAK: Oh, that's it!!! No more Mr. Nice Shaak!! *flings ANAKIN off and he lands on PADMé*
ANAKIN: *groaning* Oh . . . My back. Oww . . . STUPID SHAAK!!
PADMé: *muffled* Oh . . . . My delicate frame . . . (tries to clutch thigh) Ow . . . Uhh, think you could get OFF ME!?
* First kiss scene at the Naboo lake retreat *
PADMé: We used to lie out on the sand to let the sun dry us and try and guess the names of the birds singing . . .
(A bird chirps from a distance)
ANAKIN: Bluebird.
PADMé: Wha-??
ANAKIN: It's a Bluebird.
PADMé: *slightly annoyed* No, I believe that was a Cardinal.
ANAKIN: Bluebird!
PADMé: Cardinal!
ANAKIN: Bluebird, I tell you!!!!
PADMé: CARDINAL!
ANAKIN: BLUEBIRD TIMES TWO!!!
PADMé: CARDINAL TIMES A CAJILLION! (A/N: How diplomatic . . .)
(over the couple's continued arguing) QUINCER: My, my, trouble in paradise? Well, uh, hopefully they can settle their differences . . .
*Marriage Councilor's Office scene* (A/N: Wait! That's not a scene! . . .All well :P)
PADMé; Why are we with a marriage councilor? We aren't even married!
(ANAKIN COUGHS)
MARRIAGE COUNCILOR: Oh, boy . . . . Well, here, watch this. (switches on TV)
TV: What original science fiction series from the 70's has prequels being made today?
TV(another voice): Uhhhh . . . What is Star Wars!
TV: No, I'm sorry, that is *who* is Star Wars.
MARRIAGE COUNCILOR: Oh! Uh, sorry . . . *switches so that TV shows ANAKIN and PADMé's marriage scene*
(Amid the beatiful scenery and the beautiful music, ANAKIN and PADME join the left hands, then the dude-that-is-standing-in-front-of-them leaves. PADMé then reaches out for his right mechanical hand and . . . . it falls off!?)
TV ANAKIN: (while snickering, shows a thoroughly freaked-out PADMé his 'real' mechanical hand)
PADMé: See!? See what I have to put up with?! I want a divorse!- . . . Uhh, before I'm married . . Yeah . . . (leaves room)
ANAKIN: Am I the only one here who finds it creepy that everything we do is being taped . . .? (slowly backs out of the room) You didn't happen to see me yell 'Mr. Poofy Bear', did you? . . .(MARRIAGE CONCILOR nods) . . . Aww, crap. (shuts door behind him)
(JANGO FETT and OBI-WAN come in shortly afterwards)
JANGO: DUDE!
OBI-WAN: DU-UDE!!
MARRIAGE COUNCILOR: Ah, the common 'dude' problem . . . Well, I think you want to see the RIVALRY COUNCILOR in room 55 . . .
OBI-WAN: Oh, thanks-Dude . . . (slips out door)
*The Meadow Picnic Scene*
(Anakin emerges from the distance riding on the back of a shaak (hehe))
SHAAK: Get off my back! Ow . . . . You kicked my ribs! . . . Oh, the discrimination-ow! Ahhh. . . .
ANAKIN: Yahooo! Look at me, PADMé!
(PADMé runs toward him, giggling madly)
ANAKIN: Giddy-up! Ha, This thing has more gas than my old pod racer!
SHAAK: Oh, that's it!!! No more Mr. Nice Shaak!! *flings ANAKIN off and he lands on PADMé*
ANAKIN: *groaning* Oh . . . My back. Oww . . . STUPID SHAAK!!
PADMé: *muffled* Oh . . . . My delicate frame . . . (tries to clutch thigh) Ow . . . Uhh, think you could get OFF ME!?
* First kiss scene at the Naboo lake retreat *
PADMé: We used to lie out on the sand to let the sun dry us and try and guess the names of the birds singing . . .
(A bird chirps from a distance)
ANAKIN: Bluebird.
PADMé: Wha-??
ANAKIN: It's a Bluebird.
PADMé: *slightly annoyed* No, I believe that was a Cardinal.
ANAKIN: Bluebird!
PADMé: Cardinal!
ANAKIN: Bluebird, I tell you!!!!
PADMé: CARDINAL!
ANAKIN: BLUEBIRD TIMES TWO!!!
PADMé: CARDINAL TIMES A CAJILLION! (A/N: How diplomatic . . .)
(over the couple's continued arguing) QUINCER: My, my, trouble in paradise? Well, uh, hopefully they can settle their differences . . .
*Marriage Councilor's Office scene* (A/N: Wait! That's not a scene! . . .All well :P)
PADMé; Why are we with a marriage councilor? We aren't even married!
(ANAKIN COUGHS)
MARRIAGE COUNCILOR: Oh, boy . . . . Well, here, watch this. (switches on TV)
TV: What original science fiction series from the 70's has prequels being made today?
TV(another voice): Uhhhh . . . What is Star Wars!
TV: No, I'm sorry, that is *who* is Star Wars.
MARRIAGE COUNCILOR: Oh! Uh, sorry . . . *switches so that TV shows ANAKIN and PADMé's marriage scene*
(Amid the beatiful scenery and the beautiful music, ANAKIN and PADME join the left hands, then the dude-that-is-standing-in-front-of-them leaves. PADMé then reaches out for his right mechanical hand and . . . . it falls off!?)
TV ANAKIN: (while snickering, shows a thoroughly freaked-out PADMé his 'real' mechanical hand)
PADMé: See!? See what I have to put up with?! I want a divorse!- . . . Uhh, before I'm married . . Yeah . . . (leaves room)
ANAKIN: Am I the only one here who finds it creepy that everything we do is being taped . . .? (slowly backs out of the room) You didn't happen to see me yell 'Mr. Poofy Bear', did you? . . .(MARRIAGE CONCILOR nods) . . . Aww, crap. (shuts door behind him)
(JANGO FETT and OBI-WAN come in shortly afterwards)
JANGO: DUDE!
OBI-WAN: DU-UDE!!
MARRIAGE COUNCILOR: Ah, the common 'dude' problem . . . Well, I think you want to see the RIVALRY COUNCILOR in room 55 . . .
OBI-WAN: Oh, thanks-Dude . . . (slips out door)
