hiya! I'm back again! I'VE REACHED ONE HUNDRED REVIEWS!!! I'm so happy!!
Thank you so much to everyone who's been reading this fic (and keep the
reviews coming, I want to make the Oddish Jealous!!)
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Kurt was bored, he was now wearing a bracelet. A BRACELET FOR CRYING OUT LOUD!!! It wasn't even a plain one! It had "Kurt" Inscribed on the side in flowing hand writing with two jewelled flowers on either side. The chain holding it firmly around his wrist was pink too if that wasn't enough.
He'd had to wear it through his first lesson which he (unfortunately) had with Candy. The boys on his other side had laughed and whispered "Nancy boy" quietly at him.
Kurt had managed a tight smile at Candy when she'd asked him five times whether he understood all of the English on the sheet.
"It's just, like, cruel!" She complained "They're expecting you to, like, suddenly know English and you only just moved here from Germany!"
"Candy" Kurt said as gently as he could "I can speak, write and understand English perfectly. I was taught at a very young age so you don't have to worry about me"
"Oh" Candy was obviously disappointed, she wanted Kurt to depend on her
There was another inscription on his table. This one read "Mrs Candy Wagner"
'This had better be over soon' Kurt thought desperately
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Kitty wasn't having a much better time, though she didn't have any lessons with Sean he seemed to have given her a lot of things to make her think of him.
Around her neck he had put a locket and inside it were two mini photo's of him. She'd taken it off the second she'd entered her lesson and it was now in the bottom of her bag. She also now had the ugliest hand made hair scrunchie in the known universe. Apparently his sister had made it for her especially.
"Why don't you put it in?" He asked
"Um, I'd luv to Sean" Kitty had gushed "But it, like totally doesn't go with this outfit"
"Wear it tonight with a different outfit" he'd begged. Kitty had agreed just to get rid of him but knew that she was going to have a hard time finding anything ugly enough to make her knew hair piece. Maybe she'd steal something of Rogues.
Finally he'd sent about fifty e-mails to her. Ten to her school address, five to the Mansion and the rest to her laptop. Why he thought this would impress her Kitty couldn't even guess and after opening the first three she deleted the rest.
"This had better be over soon" Kitty thought angrily as she suppressed the urge to get a pair of scissors and cut Sean's stupid hair off.
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She finally managed to escape him at lunch and went on a search for Kurt. The X-men's usual table was there but he wasn't at it so she decided to look harder. Kitty had brown bagged it today so she didn't have to wait in the boring queue.
She walked around but wherever he was Kurt was NOT at a table, on a passing interest Kitty walked towards a small cluster of trees.
"Kurt? AHK!" Kitty squealed as a firm hand grabbed her by the scruff of the neck and hauled her up into the tree. Kurt's smile soon came into view as he lifted her onto a branch.
"Good hiding place" Kitty laughed
"Danke" Kurt replied
"How's your plan working out?" Kitty asked
"I think it'll work but I won't tell you the details until tonight, 'kay?"
Kitty was confused, Kurt had never held out on her before. But perhaps he had to wait until they got there to be able to tell if he could do the plan so she put up with it
"Are you hiding out from Candy?" Kitty asked
"Are you hiding out from Sean?" Came the response
"Yes"
"Then Yes"
"What else would you being doing?" Kitty joked
"I could be waiting for you because I value and respect our friendship!" Kurt argued
They managed to keep straight faces for about three seconds, then they both burst into hysterical laughter.
"Wait!" Kurt cried and put his hand over Kitty's mouth "SSSHHH!"
"Mrrp?" Kitty asked but then she heard the voices
"Kitty!"
"Kurt!"
"They must be looking for us" Kurt whispered "Sit perfectly still"
As if she was going to do anything else.
"Kurt!"
"Kitty"
There was a pause
"Hey, you're calling for the friend of the guy I'm looking for" Trilled Candy's voice
"You know that Kurt guy?"
"I'm his girlfriend" The smugness Candy put in that sentence made Kitty sick
"I'm kitty's boyfriend" Sean said in exactly the same tone
'Oh no you're not' Kitty thought to herself
"Hey, I've seen you at the Kurtain meetings!" Candy cried
"Yeah! Wow, I can't believe I didn't notice you before" Sean leered
Kurt and Kitty rolled their eyes at each other.
"You don't think....." Candy tailed off
"What?" The perv boy asked
"You don't think...they've gone off together do you?" Candy asked worriedly
Kitty laughed as loudly as she dared but Kurt didn't react at all, he just watched more intensely.
There was more silence
"Let's carry on looking together" and they both left.
"Mrph? Hurruph!" Kitty complained and tried to move his hand which was still planted on her mouth
"Hmm? Oh! Sorry!" Kurt exclaimed and moved backwards along the branch they were sitting on.
"Do you come up here often?" Kitty asked
"Why do you want to know?" Kurt replied
"Cuz when I can't find you at lunch I always have to assume that you've broken your watch" Kitty explained
Kurt smiled
"Since when have you looked for me at lunch?" he asked
"Lots of times" Kitty said indignantly and hoped that he couldn't see her blush
They ate their lunches and shared pleasant conversation for a quarter of an hour. They discussed what they could do to detour Candy and Sean tomorrow if their plan didn't work. Kitty enjoyed sitting in the tree very much although she didn't like the chances of her falling out.
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Kitty brushed her hair in the hope that it would hide her scrunchie but it didn't work. She'd managed by some miracle to find an outfit that didn't clash with it but that didn't stop how ugly it was alone.
"Okay Kitty let's go" Kurt said walking past her door, he stopped suddenly and stared at her head.
"What?" Kitty sighed
"Turn around" Kitty did as she was told "Oh thank God! I thought someone had thrown up on your head, let's go"
"It's horrible!" She cried "Sean gave it to me!"
"Look at what I have to wear to match my bracelet!" Kurt cried indicating to the black and pink ensemble "I look like a gay God!"
Kitty laughed "Well hopefully we won't have to do this again"
"Please let my plan work" Kurt begged to the ceiling
"Come on, we have to steal Scott's car" Kitty giggled and began dragging him out into the corridor
"But you promised Scott we wouldn't" Kurt said
"Awww, poor innocent Kurt" Kitty laughed and pinched both his cheeks affectionately
"Ow! Kitty! That hurts!" Kurt cried and tried to fight her off "I just believe in keeping promises"
"That's why you're so sweet" Kitty giggled
Rogue and Jean were walking along the corridor as this was happening and smirked at the bizarrely dressed couple.
"You going on a date?" Rogue asked and the girls carried on down the corridor, laughing all the way
"They know about Sean and Candy?" Kitty asked
Kurt simply stared at her, then sighed
"Come on, we're gonna be late at this rate." Kurt sighed "And we're taking the X-van"
"You know, I'm sure I heard Candy once say that she absolutely HATED convertibles" Kitty said slyly
Kurt sighed and shook his head
"Fine. You win. Scott's car it is"
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Scott went downstairs to the garage a few hours later, he just had to wash his car. All that dirt and grime building up on his baby made him break out in a cold sweat.
"Heya bab-!" Scott stopped mid sentence as he turned the light on. His car, the love of his life, was GONE!!!
All that was left was a post-it note on the floor with a simple message on it.
"PHSYC!! Luv Kitty and Kurt XXXXXX"
"NNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!"
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Kurt and Kitty both laughed as they danced to the car radio which was on top volume.
"You gonna tell me about the plan yet?" Kitty asked
"Not yet" Kurt answered
"Awwwww" Kitty pouted
"I swear I'll tell you the second I know it'll work" Kurt sighed
"Fine" she said non-commitedly
"Don't be annoyed Kitty, please, I need you to help me with this. I cooperated with you when you came up with the last plans"
"Ya, because I told you them!!" Kitty yelled
"You just have to trust me on this one, you'll know when I put my plan into motion" Kurt said blushing slightly
"How?" Kitty asked
"You'll just know"
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If you haven't guessed what Kurt's plan is then either you're brain dead or a didn't make it obvious enough.
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Kurt was bored, he was now wearing a bracelet. A BRACELET FOR CRYING OUT LOUD!!! It wasn't even a plain one! It had "Kurt" Inscribed on the side in flowing hand writing with two jewelled flowers on either side. The chain holding it firmly around his wrist was pink too if that wasn't enough.
He'd had to wear it through his first lesson which he (unfortunately) had with Candy. The boys on his other side had laughed and whispered "Nancy boy" quietly at him.
Kurt had managed a tight smile at Candy when she'd asked him five times whether he understood all of the English on the sheet.
"It's just, like, cruel!" She complained "They're expecting you to, like, suddenly know English and you only just moved here from Germany!"
"Candy" Kurt said as gently as he could "I can speak, write and understand English perfectly. I was taught at a very young age so you don't have to worry about me"
"Oh" Candy was obviously disappointed, she wanted Kurt to depend on her
There was another inscription on his table. This one read "Mrs Candy Wagner"
'This had better be over soon' Kurt thought desperately
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Kitty wasn't having a much better time, though she didn't have any lessons with Sean he seemed to have given her a lot of things to make her think of him.
Around her neck he had put a locket and inside it were two mini photo's of him. She'd taken it off the second she'd entered her lesson and it was now in the bottom of her bag. She also now had the ugliest hand made hair scrunchie in the known universe. Apparently his sister had made it for her especially.
"Why don't you put it in?" He asked
"Um, I'd luv to Sean" Kitty had gushed "But it, like totally doesn't go with this outfit"
"Wear it tonight with a different outfit" he'd begged. Kitty had agreed just to get rid of him but knew that she was going to have a hard time finding anything ugly enough to make her knew hair piece. Maybe she'd steal something of Rogues.
Finally he'd sent about fifty e-mails to her. Ten to her school address, five to the Mansion and the rest to her laptop. Why he thought this would impress her Kitty couldn't even guess and after opening the first three she deleted the rest.
"This had better be over soon" Kitty thought angrily as she suppressed the urge to get a pair of scissors and cut Sean's stupid hair off.
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She finally managed to escape him at lunch and went on a search for Kurt. The X-men's usual table was there but he wasn't at it so she decided to look harder. Kitty had brown bagged it today so she didn't have to wait in the boring queue.
She walked around but wherever he was Kurt was NOT at a table, on a passing interest Kitty walked towards a small cluster of trees.
"Kurt? AHK!" Kitty squealed as a firm hand grabbed her by the scruff of the neck and hauled her up into the tree. Kurt's smile soon came into view as he lifted her onto a branch.
"Good hiding place" Kitty laughed
"Danke" Kurt replied
"How's your plan working out?" Kitty asked
"I think it'll work but I won't tell you the details until tonight, 'kay?"
Kitty was confused, Kurt had never held out on her before. But perhaps he had to wait until they got there to be able to tell if he could do the plan so she put up with it
"Are you hiding out from Candy?" Kitty asked
"Are you hiding out from Sean?" Came the response
"Yes"
"Then Yes"
"What else would you being doing?" Kitty joked
"I could be waiting for you because I value and respect our friendship!" Kurt argued
They managed to keep straight faces for about three seconds, then they both burst into hysterical laughter.
"Wait!" Kurt cried and put his hand over Kitty's mouth "SSSHHH!"
"Mrrp?" Kitty asked but then she heard the voices
"Kitty!"
"Kurt!"
"They must be looking for us" Kurt whispered "Sit perfectly still"
As if she was going to do anything else.
"Kurt!"
"Kitty"
There was a pause
"Hey, you're calling for the friend of the guy I'm looking for" Trilled Candy's voice
"You know that Kurt guy?"
"I'm his girlfriend" The smugness Candy put in that sentence made Kitty sick
"I'm kitty's boyfriend" Sean said in exactly the same tone
'Oh no you're not' Kitty thought to herself
"Hey, I've seen you at the Kurtain meetings!" Candy cried
"Yeah! Wow, I can't believe I didn't notice you before" Sean leered
Kurt and Kitty rolled their eyes at each other.
"You don't think....." Candy tailed off
"What?" The perv boy asked
"You don't think...they've gone off together do you?" Candy asked worriedly
Kitty laughed as loudly as she dared but Kurt didn't react at all, he just watched more intensely.
There was more silence
"Let's carry on looking together" and they both left.
"Mrph? Hurruph!" Kitty complained and tried to move his hand which was still planted on her mouth
"Hmm? Oh! Sorry!" Kurt exclaimed and moved backwards along the branch they were sitting on.
"Do you come up here often?" Kitty asked
"Why do you want to know?" Kurt replied
"Cuz when I can't find you at lunch I always have to assume that you've broken your watch" Kitty explained
Kurt smiled
"Since when have you looked for me at lunch?" he asked
"Lots of times" Kitty said indignantly and hoped that he couldn't see her blush
They ate their lunches and shared pleasant conversation for a quarter of an hour. They discussed what they could do to detour Candy and Sean tomorrow if their plan didn't work. Kitty enjoyed sitting in the tree very much although she didn't like the chances of her falling out.
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Kitty brushed her hair in the hope that it would hide her scrunchie but it didn't work. She'd managed by some miracle to find an outfit that didn't clash with it but that didn't stop how ugly it was alone.
"Okay Kitty let's go" Kurt said walking past her door, he stopped suddenly and stared at her head.
"What?" Kitty sighed
"Turn around" Kitty did as she was told "Oh thank God! I thought someone had thrown up on your head, let's go"
"It's horrible!" She cried "Sean gave it to me!"
"Look at what I have to wear to match my bracelet!" Kurt cried indicating to the black and pink ensemble "I look like a gay God!"
Kitty laughed "Well hopefully we won't have to do this again"
"Please let my plan work" Kurt begged to the ceiling
"Come on, we have to steal Scott's car" Kitty giggled and began dragging him out into the corridor
"But you promised Scott we wouldn't" Kurt said
"Awww, poor innocent Kurt" Kitty laughed and pinched both his cheeks affectionately
"Ow! Kitty! That hurts!" Kurt cried and tried to fight her off "I just believe in keeping promises"
"That's why you're so sweet" Kitty giggled
Rogue and Jean were walking along the corridor as this was happening and smirked at the bizarrely dressed couple.
"You going on a date?" Rogue asked and the girls carried on down the corridor, laughing all the way
"They know about Sean and Candy?" Kitty asked
Kurt simply stared at her, then sighed
"Come on, we're gonna be late at this rate." Kurt sighed "And we're taking the X-van"
"You know, I'm sure I heard Candy once say that she absolutely HATED convertibles" Kitty said slyly
Kurt sighed and shook his head
"Fine. You win. Scott's car it is"
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Scott went downstairs to the garage a few hours later, he just had to wash his car. All that dirt and grime building up on his baby made him break out in a cold sweat.
"Heya bab-!" Scott stopped mid sentence as he turned the light on. His car, the love of his life, was GONE!!!
All that was left was a post-it note on the floor with a simple message on it.
"PHSYC!! Luv Kitty and Kurt XXXXXX"
"NNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!"
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Kurt and Kitty both laughed as they danced to the car radio which was on top volume.
"You gonna tell me about the plan yet?" Kitty asked
"Not yet" Kurt answered
"Awwwww" Kitty pouted
"I swear I'll tell you the second I know it'll work" Kurt sighed
"Fine" she said non-commitedly
"Don't be annoyed Kitty, please, I need you to help me with this. I cooperated with you when you came up with the last plans"
"Ya, because I told you them!!" Kitty yelled
"You just have to trust me on this one, you'll know when I put my plan into motion" Kurt said blushing slightly
"How?" Kitty asked
"You'll just know"
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If you haven't guessed what Kurt's plan is then either you're brain dead or a didn't make it obvious enough.
