Simple answer, I didn't make it obvious enough. Of course I am biased
because I KNOW what his plan is, I came up with it!
Note: an ORANGE school uniform!?!? Bla!! Mine's blue!! (Smug)
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Kitty had suggested that they enter separately so that they wouldn't arouse Candy or Sean's suspicions any further. Kurt hadn't allowed it though to her surprise.
"You're not getting out of being my secretary" he'd teased
"Secretary? Kurt! I look like a fashion reject, I'm surprised a God would want to be seen with me" Kitty exclaimed as they pulled in.
"I'll bare it" Kurt said dramatically "But I may be scarred for life afterwards"
Kitty punched him playfully in the arm for that one.
When they got out the two winced at the sight of each other. Kurt had completely forgotten how badly neon pink clashed with his skin and Kitty's dull/ drab clothes were making her look as if she was married.
"I guess you should make that two fashion rejects" Kurt joked.
"We're both so bad we're almost above fashion" Kitty sighed
"We even clash with each other!" Kurt started laughing
"Why do you think this is so funny??" Kitty cried "I look awful! You look worse than usual at least and we both have to go in their and play boyfriend and girlfriend to two people that we hate!"
"Calm down Kitty" Kurt rested a comforting hand on her shoulder "I'm certain my plan will work now, we just have to make sure Sean's here and I'll tell you what we have to do"
Strangely, this cheered Kitty up a little. Kurt was finally going to tell her his plan.
"We'd better go inside then" she smiled
"May I accompany m'am?" Kurt joked and offered her his arm
"Yes you may" Kitty giggled and linked arms with him. They stalked around to the rear entrance and came in still holding arms. Kitty felt a blush rise up into her cheeks as Candy glared at her intensely. Sean seemed, personally, more interested in the food that was being given out.
Kitty thought that Kurt would let go of her arm the instant Candy saw them but he kept them firmly linked even when Candy herself came over
"Hi baby!" She trilled and Kissed him on the lips.
"Mm, hi candy" Kurt said cheerfully when she was done. Kitty felt like a very obvious third wheel and tried to take a step away from the "Couple" but Kurt's arms fixed her in place leaving both the girls confused an irritated.
"Kitty, I think your boyfriend is looking for you" Candy said pointedly, trying to get Kurt alone.
"Oh yeah" Kurt smiled at the bemused looking Sean "YO! SEAN!! SHE'S OVER HERE!!"
Half the room went silent and Sean trudged over to his girlfriend, blushing deeply.
"That wasn't what I had in mind" Candy said in an ever-so-slightly annoyed tone
"I know but what with me being a public figure now I need my secretary more than ever" Kurt answered her smoothly
"Mr Kurt," The group turned to see a freshman holding out a pen and paper "Can I have your autograph?"
"Sure" Kurt smiled and finally slipped his arm out of Kitty's to write this girl an autograph.
Candy took her chance and began tugging at Kurt's other arm to get him as far away from Kitty as possible. She knew that he lived with that girl which made her very suspicious. Even her beloved boyfriend wouldn't be able to resist that sluts temptation forever.
She'd have to fix that.
"Can I have a picture?" A boy asked
"Okay" Kurt said slowly
"I'm in it too" Candy cooed "I am his girlfriend after all" and she clamped onto Kurt's arm
"Well I'M his personal secretary" Kitty said and grabbed onto her friends other arm
"Well I'm-!" Sean began
"Go away Sean" All three said at once
"Oh" Sean said sadly and walked off to the buffet again to stuff his face.
The picture was taken but neither girl would let go of his limbs so Kurt just stood very still in the hope that neither would start spatting at each other. This wasn't part of the plan and Kurt hated seeing women fight
"Hey Kitty" Candy began "Nice outfit by the way, where'd you get it from? A thrift shop?"
Kurt felt for Kitty, she'd wanted to look good for tonight so much but that stupid hair piece threw everything stylish into clash city.
"Cow" Kitty muttered
"Oh!" Candy taunted "Kitty cat's got a tongue"
"That's enough Candy" Kurt said sharply
Candy was shocked, her boyfriend, HER BOYFRIEND was siding with that girl!! She was his girlfriend! He was supposed to side with HER! It was like the law! Candy desperately held on to his arm as she watched the look they exchanged
They looked like a couple, even in their bad outfits they matched each other and that made Candy angry. Like really angry.
"I should have know you'd take her side!" She cried tearfully "She's all you can ever think about!"
"Candy, calm down" Kurt said quietly
"NO!!" Candy yelled "Even when you were at my house that night you couldn't stop saying her name!" she jumped away from his touch as she cried
Kurt felt Kitty reel with shock and a red hot blush began to rise up his cheeks. Everyone was listening and it was fairly obvious what Candy was talking about
"I'm sorry that I did that, I didn't mean to hurt you" He whispered, looking hopefully in Sean's direction. He wanted to make Sean angry enough to hit him over the head and only an idiot wouldn't jump to a conclusion as this was happening.
He was still eating.
Kurt rolled his eyes and suddenly noticed that Candy was stomping off into the Garden.
"We don't need her for the plan do we?" Kitty asked
"No" Kurt shrugged
"Good" Kitty sighed and began smiling at him.
"What?" Kurt asked
"What was Candy saying about the time you were at her house?" she asked delicately
"Uh, never mind" Kurt said quickly "Come on, I need to talk to you" and he began to drag Kitty somewhere with less people around.
"You never tell me anything anymore" Kitty sighed but she was still grinning.
"Ah, this rooms empty" Kurt breathed a sigh of relief and they both entered
Kitty looked at the sofas and the dark lighting, the Kurtism meeting place was an old club that they had renovated and Kitty knew exactly what this room had been made for.
"Kurt, do you know where we are?" she asked smirking
"In a room?" Kurt shrugged
"Not just any room," Kitty smiled sitting down "a make-out room"
Kurt closed his eyes as if to shut out his unbelievably bad luck
"This isn't what you think" he sighed
"Really?" Kitty grinned "You say my name when you're with your girlfriend and you practically wrench my arm off dragging me to a make-out room"
Kurt groaned, "I didn't know it was a make-out room!"
"Sure you didn't" Kitty said slowly
The room began incredibly tense and unbearably quiet, Kurt took a step towards Kitty who began laughing hysterically
"Your FACE!! You are so gullible Kurt! I know you didn't know which room this was"
Kurt wasn't sure about whether to be pleased or disappointed
"And about what candy said" he said slowly
"That was just her being her, Kurt. She's probably deaf too anyway" Kitty shrugged "so what did you want to tell me?"
Kurt was in shock
"huh? Oh! Nothing! I mean- I wanted to make sure that you knew what you just said" he babbled
"Well what was I supposed to think?? That you're falling in love with me!?" Kitty howled with laughter and was closely joined by Kurt though his laughter sounded strained.
"Come on then" Kurt said
"Oh! I thought you were going to tell me your plan" Kitty pouted
"I don't think it'll work" Kurt sighed
"Oh come on Kurt!!" she cried "We have to try"
"You won't like it" Kurt warned her
"Kurt, I will do anything to get Sean off my back" Kitty replied simply
"Okay" Kurt nodded slightly and walked out the door
"Huh? H-Hey!! Kurt!! Wait up!" Kitty yelled and chased him.
"You have to pay along though" Kurt ordered ahead of her
"Uh sure!" Kitty yelled so that he could hear her
"And don't blame me afterwards!" Kurt was just a voice now and Kitty struggled through the corridors.
"Kurt! I won't, now WAIT UP!!"
Kurt didn't though until they re-entered the main room, he then stopped and took her hand. Kitty was getting very confused. Sean was eating quietly and Candy's shadow was visible through the garden's slide doors. Whatever Kurt was planning it would probably effect them both.
Most of the people turned towards their "God" but they were nowhere near him when Kurt did something unbelievable.
Kitty's mouth was covered by his.
A rapid silence filled the room and despite herself Kitty felt herself falling against him. He was good at this! She forgot that everyone was watching them and kissed him back. It was as if she'd forgotten who it was who was kissing her.
She suddenly realised what the plan was. Kurt wanted to anger Sean so that he'd get attacked but as she looked out of the corner of the eye she saw that although Sean looked hurt he wasn't getting up.
'Oh well' she thought 'might as well enjoy this'
"AAAAIIIIIIYYYYYYEEEEE!!!"
*bash*
Kurt pulled himself away and turned towards an absolutely insane Candy. She didn't stop hitting him though.
With a hard back Klingon dictionary.
'I guess the plan will work then' Kitty thought and watched Kurt get beaten up.
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next chapter up soon.
Note: an ORANGE school uniform!?!? Bla!! Mine's blue!! (Smug)
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Kitty had suggested that they enter separately so that they wouldn't arouse Candy or Sean's suspicions any further. Kurt hadn't allowed it though to her surprise.
"You're not getting out of being my secretary" he'd teased
"Secretary? Kurt! I look like a fashion reject, I'm surprised a God would want to be seen with me" Kitty exclaimed as they pulled in.
"I'll bare it" Kurt said dramatically "But I may be scarred for life afterwards"
Kitty punched him playfully in the arm for that one.
When they got out the two winced at the sight of each other. Kurt had completely forgotten how badly neon pink clashed with his skin and Kitty's dull/ drab clothes were making her look as if she was married.
"I guess you should make that two fashion rejects" Kurt joked.
"We're both so bad we're almost above fashion" Kitty sighed
"We even clash with each other!" Kurt started laughing
"Why do you think this is so funny??" Kitty cried "I look awful! You look worse than usual at least and we both have to go in their and play boyfriend and girlfriend to two people that we hate!"
"Calm down Kitty" Kurt rested a comforting hand on her shoulder "I'm certain my plan will work now, we just have to make sure Sean's here and I'll tell you what we have to do"
Strangely, this cheered Kitty up a little. Kurt was finally going to tell her his plan.
"We'd better go inside then" she smiled
"May I accompany m'am?" Kurt joked and offered her his arm
"Yes you may" Kitty giggled and linked arms with him. They stalked around to the rear entrance and came in still holding arms. Kitty felt a blush rise up into her cheeks as Candy glared at her intensely. Sean seemed, personally, more interested in the food that was being given out.
Kitty thought that Kurt would let go of her arm the instant Candy saw them but he kept them firmly linked even when Candy herself came over
"Hi baby!" She trilled and Kissed him on the lips.
"Mm, hi candy" Kurt said cheerfully when she was done. Kitty felt like a very obvious third wheel and tried to take a step away from the "Couple" but Kurt's arms fixed her in place leaving both the girls confused an irritated.
"Kitty, I think your boyfriend is looking for you" Candy said pointedly, trying to get Kurt alone.
"Oh yeah" Kurt smiled at the bemused looking Sean "YO! SEAN!! SHE'S OVER HERE!!"
Half the room went silent and Sean trudged over to his girlfriend, blushing deeply.
"That wasn't what I had in mind" Candy said in an ever-so-slightly annoyed tone
"I know but what with me being a public figure now I need my secretary more than ever" Kurt answered her smoothly
"Mr Kurt," The group turned to see a freshman holding out a pen and paper "Can I have your autograph?"
"Sure" Kurt smiled and finally slipped his arm out of Kitty's to write this girl an autograph.
Candy took her chance and began tugging at Kurt's other arm to get him as far away from Kitty as possible. She knew that he lived with that girl which made her very suspicious. Even her beloved boyfriend wouldn't be able to resist that sluts temptation forever.
She'd have to fix that.
"Can I have a picture?" A boy asked
"Okay" Kurt said slowly
"I'm in it too" Candy cooed "I am his girlfriend after all" and she clamped onto Kurt's arm
"Well I'M his personal secretary" Kitty said and grabbed onto her friends other arm
"Well I'm-!" Sean began
"Go away Sean" All three said at once
"Oh" Sean said sadly and walked off to the buffet again to stuff his face.
The picture was taken but neither girl would let go of his limbs so Kurt just stood very still in the hope that neither would start spatting at each other. This wasn't part of the plan and Kurt hated seeing women fight
"Hey Kitty" Candy began "Nice outfit by the way, where'd you get it from? A thrift shop?"
Kurt felt for Kitty, she'd wanted to look good for tonight so much but that stupid hair piece threw everything stylish into clash city.
"Cow" Kitty muttered
"Oh!" Candy taunted "Kitty cat's got a tongue"
"That's enough Candy" Kurt said sharply
Candy was shocked, her boyfriend, HER BOYFRIEND was siding with that girl!! She was his girlfriend! He was supposed to side with HER! It was like the law! Candy desperately held on to his arm as she watched the look they exchanged
They looked like a couple, even in their bad outfits they matched each other and that made Candy angry. Like really angry.
"I should have know you'd take her side!" She cried tearfully "She's all you can ever think about!"
"Candy, calm down" Kurt said quietly
"NO!!" Candy yelled "Even when you were at my house that night you couldn't stop saying her name!" she jumped away from his touch as she cried
Kurt felt Kitty reel with shock and a red hot blush began to rise up his cheeks. Everyone was listening and it was fairly obvious what Candy was talking about
"I'm sorry that I did that, I didn't mean to hurt you" He whispered, looking hopefully in Sean's direction. He wanted to make Sean angry enough to hit him over the head and only an idiot wouldn't jump to a conclusion as this was happening.
He was still eating.
Kurt rolled his eyes and suddenly noticed that Candy was stomping off into the Garden.
"We don't need her for the plan do we?" Kitty asked
"No" Kurt shrugged
"Good" Kitty sighed and began smiling at him.
"What?" Kurt asked
"What was Candy saying about the time you were at her house?" she asked delicately
"Uh, never mind" Kurt said quickly "Come on, I need to talk to you" and he began to drag Kitty somewhere with less people around.
"You never tell me anything anymore" Kitty sighed but she was still grinning.
"Ah, this rooms empty" Kurt breathed a sigh of relief and they both entered
Kitty looked at the sofas and the dark lighting, the Kurtism meeting place was an old club that they had renovated and Kitty knew exactly what this room had been made for.
"Kurt, do you know where we are?" she asked smirking
"In a room?" Kurt shrugged
"Not just any room," Kitty smiled sitting down "a make-out room"
Kurt closed his eyes as if to shut out his unbelievably bad luck
"This isn't what you think" he sighed
"Really?" Kitty grinned "You say my name when you're with your girlfriend and you practically wrench my arm off dragging me to a make-out room"
Kurt groaned, "I didn't know it was a make-out room!"
"Sure you didn't" Kitty said slowly
The room began incredibly tense and unbearably quiet, Kurt took a step towards Kitty who began laughing hysterically
"Your FACE!! You are so gullible Kurt! I know you didn't know which room this was"
Kurt wasn't sure about whether to be pleased or disappointed
"And about what candy said" he said slowly
"That was just her being her, Kurt. She's probably deaf too anyway" Kitty shrugged "so what did you want to tell me?"
Kurt was in shock
"huh? Oh! Nothing! I mean- I wanted to make sure that you knew what you just said" he babbled
"Well what was I supposed to think?? That you're falling in love with me!?" Kitty howled with laughter and was closely joined by Kurt though his laughter sounded strained.
"Come on then" Kurt said
"Oh! I thought you were going to tell me your plan" Kitty pouted
"I don't think it'll work" Kurt sighed
"Oh come on Kurt!!" she cried "We have to try"
"You won't like it" Kurt warned her
"Kurt, I will do anything to get Sean off my back" Kitty replied simply
"Okay" Kurt nodded slightly and walked out the door
"Huh? H-Hey!! Kurt!! Wait up!" Kitty yelled and chased him.
"You have to pay along though" Kurt ordered ahead of her
"Uh sure!" Kitty yelled so that he could hear her
"And don't blame me afterwards!" Kurt was just a voice now and Kitty struggled through the corridors.
"Kurt! I won't, now WAIT UP!!"
Kurt didn't though until they re-entered the main room, he then stopped and took her hand. Kitty was getting very confused. Sean was eating quietly and Candy's shadow was visible through the garden's slide doors. Whatever Kurt was planning it would probably effect them both.
Most of the people turned towards their "God" but they were nowhere near him when Kurt did something unbelievable.
Kitty's mouth was covered by his.
A rapid silence filled the room and despite herself Kitty felt herself falling against him. He was good at this! She forgot that everyone was watching them and kissed him back. It was as if she'd forgotten who it was who was kissing her.
She suddenly realised what the plan was. Kurt wanted to anger Sean so that he'd get attacked but as she looked out of the corner of the eye she saw that although Sean looked hurt he wasn't getting up.
'Oh well' she thought 'might as well enjoy this'
"AAAAIIIIIIYYYYYYEEEEE!!!"
*bash*
Kurt pulled himself away and turned towards an absolutely insane Candy. She didn't stop hitting him though.
With a hard back Klingon dictionary.
'I guess the plan will work then' Kitty thought and watched Kurt get beaten up.
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next chapter up soon.
