Hi! No, I'm not dead I've been on work experience. Do you guys get it in America? Anyway, I've been having a week in the 7th layer of Hell, coming home late and leaving early to do unpaid labour. Plus the other workers made me cry because they are EVIL!! I also had a wedding this weekend so I've only just started writing again.

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It had occurred to |Kitty that Kurt was probably in enough pain now and could fake having annesia but the image was too funny to pass up. Cady with her practically glowing eyes, Kurt making funny noises every time he got whacked.

*Bash*

"Oooh!"

*Bash*

"Weeeep!"

*Bash*

"Mein Gott!!"

*Bash*

"GAAAHHH!"

and so on and so forth.

Kitty wondered when she was supposed to tell that he'd begun faking amnesia but her fellow followers quickly intervened and pulled Candy off their God.

"I'll KILL YOU! YOU TWO TIMING *&*%$£$*& SUNNUVA *&"£@*&%^!!!" Candy screamed at him

"Blaspheme!" a girl yelled and launched herself and the raving Candy, many more joined her and soon Candy was tied to the floor using a star trek bedspread.

"Kurt!" Kitty's brain finally realised that Kurt could really have been hurt when he got whacked over the head and ran to his side

"He's coming to!" a couple of people yelled joyfully as Kurt opened his eyes

'It's Showtime!' Kitty thought happily

"Wo - Wo bist du?" Kurt asked looking around. He was a very good actor and sat bolt upright, staring at the teenagers surrounding him

"What did he say?" someone asked Kitty

"I-I don't know" she had to reply

"Ich habe une hunde" Kurt said in the same tone

'what was that about a dog?' Kitty thought

"Du bist ein vater" Kurt was talking complete nonsense but it didn't matter because no one understood him anyway

"I think he's forgotten English" someone realised

"Oh my GOD!" Kitty said dramatically "he's got amnesia!"

There was a shocked silence followed by several whimpers as everyone started kicking Candy.

"You don't think he really has, do you?" a girl said worriedly bending over by her God

"He's forgotten English, he doesn't know where he is, it does kinda add up" Kitty said as gently as she could.

The girl burst into tears and ran out of the room (walking over Candy as she did so).

"You gave our god amnesia!!" someone yelled at Candy

"He was kissing his secretary!!" She argued

"Well, we knew they were having sex on photocopiers already so it shouldn't surprise you" Sean countered her

Candy burst into hysterical tears "But he's MINE!! She can't have him!"

"Sweetie, he's already mine" Kitty said evilly to the girl. She wasn't sure WHY she said it though, perhaps because at those words Candy began howling. She did so love making Candy cry.

What she didn't see was Kurt temporarily snapping out of his amnesia to stare at her weirdly.

"Is there any way we can help him?" Another young girl asked

"I'll take him home and see if he can remember anything by himself. Trying to expose him to who he is may put him into shock" Kitty invented in the spur of the moment.

"Okay" everyone said sadly, this truly was a dark day in the face of their religion.

Kitty left as quickly as she could but some people were still following her as she dragged the still acting Kurt out to the X-van.

"Uh, Kitty?" Sean was by her side

"Bug off you looser" she said harshly

"What was that for?" Sean asked sadly

"I kiss another guy and you don't even react?? Jerk" Kitty growled helping Kurt into the passenger seat (he didn't want to though and she had to slam the door)

"I'm sorry" Sean hung his head

"Goodbye Sean" Kitty sighed and slid into the drivers seat

"Um, can you drive yet?" Sean asked

"Yes" Kitty said haughtily and started the car, speeding off

"Zu Schnell!" Kurt yelled

"Oh shut up Kurt and start speaking english" Kitty sighed

"Ich spreche Deutsches" Kurt argued

"KU-URT!!" Kitty yelled

"I guess I'm not fooling you" Kurt sighed

"Nope" she replied

Kurt was grinning at her

"What?" Kitty asked

"Well...?"

"Well what?" she asked, trying to focus on the road

"Well...?"

Kitty instantly realised what he wanted to hear and groaned "I'm assuming my next line is supposed to be 'Kurt you are such a fabulous kisser, run away with me into the sunset! Take me I'm yours!'!" Kitty swooned dramtically

"Yes, that'll do nicely" Kurt said a little bit too seriously for her liking.

"Dream on, I could have kicked you when you started kissing me!" Kitty cried

"Then why did you kiss me back?"

*SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEECH!!*

The X-van came to a complete halt in the middle of the road

"What?" Kitty asked angrily

"Why were you kissing me back? Why didn't you kick me?" Kurt asked again

"Because...Because..." Kitty kicked the car in her confusion and the car radio clunked to life, filling both their ears with linken park

"Ach!" Kurt cried

"Turn it off!!" Kitty yelled

"Was??" Kurt replied

"I said TURN IT OFF!!" Kitty yelled louder than before and shoving her face closer to hers

"Was??" Kurt replied again, a twinkle in his eye as he moved himself even closer to make her heard.

'He's enjoying this'

"I. SAID!!" Kitty screamed "TURN!! IT!! OFF!!"

Their faces were almost touching now and Kitty realised how tense this made her feel. Kurt was her FRIEND! This was WRONG! So why couldn't she MOVE AWAY???

Neither of them moved for a moment, Kurt's equal breaths were brushing against her face. His eyes grinning at her while violent lyrics in the background somehow heightened the atmosphere.

'What the heck' Kitty thought and pushed her face against his.

Meanwhile, a queue of cars was forming behind he X-van and the language of the drivers was slowly worsening.

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"Where are they??" Evan asked back at the mansion

Scott seemed to be having a heart attack and had been sent to bed. He seemed absolutely convinced that Kurt and Kitty were going to have a sex in his beloved car. He'd never be able to think about her in the same way again!

Jean was comforting him and everyone else was downstairs waiting for the teens to come home.

"You don't actually think they're...?" Rogue trailed off

"Oh course they are!" Evan cried "Just you wait! They'll come home loved up and we can tell the professor and get them put on probation!"

Rogue continued staring at the door. Amara had gotten bored very early on and had gone to take her beauty sleep. Jamie was waiting because the others were but no one would tell him why. Ray had a camera.

"They'll be home soon" Bobby said breaking the short silence "I can feel it"

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Both Kurt and Kitty had lost the ability for sensible communication. They couldn't hear the dozen of horns being blasted at them outside, whether this was because of the music or each other they didn't know.

Kitty's hand moved from the brake to the back of Kurt's head and arched her back towards him. Kurt mirrored this and gently leant her against the car door. The heavy back beat surrounding them heightened the sexual atmosphere as they groaned and moved against each other.

As Kurt leant forwards again though he accidentally did something very stupid. His leg knocked the brake and released it. Neither of them noticed but the X-van was moving forwards and gaining speed as it rolled down a hill.

Kitty was first to notice the movement but there was no way that she could word it because neither of them could break the fervent kisses that they were sharing. After a minute though she began to get a little worried

"Kurt..." she sighed and tried to pull backwards but they was no where left behind her to go!

Kurt either didn't hear her or didn't want to respond because his fangs were still dancing along her lips.

"Kurt" Kitty said again and suddenly caught sight of several trees looming towards them through the windscreen "KURT!!"

"Huh?" Kurt also looked towards the front of the car and gasped. Kitty struggled to get the steering wheel but instead hit the button that automatically opened the door.

"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!" kitty screamed as her head hovered inches from the pounding road.

In the car Kurt desperately reached the wheel and twisted it suddenly to ovoid the trees while his other hand clung onto Kitty to stop her from falling out of the car.

"Hit the BRAKE!!" Kurt yelled and even though Kitty was going into spasms of fear she obeyed.

Finally the car slowed to a stop and Kurt pulled it into a patch of grass to the side of the road. Kitty, ridged with fear, collapsed onto the floor with her legs still inside the car.

Kurt jumped out his door and ran to her side

"Are you okay??" he asked

"No" Kitty smiled shakily "But I'll live"

Kurt sat her up and smiled down at her. "I guess making out in a car is more dangerous than people make out" he joked

"That's why you're supposed to do it in the back seat" Kitty grinned

They sat like that for a while and somehow a moment later they were Kissing again. It was a good thing that they were laying own because Kitty had a feeling that she would have collapsed from ecstasy. She could devote herself to this and she had no doubt that Kurt would too.

'Take that Candy' she thought suddenly

At the very thought of that girl Kitty's whole body tensed up. Whatever they were doing Candy had gotten their first. Had his tongue been playing with hers like this? Had he don't the funny things with his tail down her leg?

Kitty suddenly froze at the memory of their visit to Candy's house, Kurt...in her room...for hours. Suddenly Kitty pulled away from him, the whole experience ruined.

He'd slept with her, that awful girl! Everything was tainted suddenly purely because the one thing that Kitty had been taught that you should only give one person Kurt had already given to another girl. This made her shake and nearly cry as she pushed him away.

Kurt looked at her strangely.

"Kitty? What's wrong?" he asked tenderly

"We're going home. You drive" Kitty said unsteadily, trying to hold down her hysteria

"Well, okay, but Kitty-?" Kurt started

"Can we just GO?!" Kitty sobbed suddenly and ran into the car. Leaving Kurt with a slow feeling of realisation.

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I luv this chapter!! It's been so hard writing it in dribs and drabs but I've been so exhausted this week. Next one will (probably) be up soon