Hi this is Shenzee, from in)sanes story. In)sane and I just watched "the
rescuers down under" and now I shall write a parody of it. So enjoy,
thankee very much.
Disclaimer thingy: I own nothing. I rent my box. Joking!
The Rescuers Down (er. up) Under
Begins looking at this ugly bug that looks like a buffalo. Then begins to hurdle recklessly through a field of flowers until camera seems to try to hit another rock! Boom! Goes through window. Oh ok so it's not a rock. It's this house that looks like a tent. So anyways the "camera" goes into Cody (some Australian boy with no accent) 's room. He hears some weird noise jumps out of bed (wearing nothing but his boxers and goes over to the window. Then he dresses as he goes downstairs and sneaks past his mom. As he goes out the door she senses him entering the kitchen (she's a little slow) and yells after him. He keeps running to where ever he's in such a hurry to get to.
At some point in here the title flashes.
As Cody runs he alerts all the animals (he talks to them?) finally he trips over a porcupine and falls in a log. A kangaroo is using the log as a warning horn and blows him into a tree.
Cody: Who is it this time?
He means what animal got captured and is awaiting skinning and selling
Faloo (The kangaroo): You wouldn't know her. Her name is Marachute or something like that
Cody: Wait, Marahute. the golden eagle? Yeah I read about her in the scrip-
Faloo: (makes silencing motion) shuttup! You don't meet her for another 10 minutes or so
Cody: Sorry but you said her name wrong.
Faloo: ok let's try this again
Disembodied voice: Pretend you didn't hear that
All the animals: Who are you?
Disembodied voice: I am the disembodied voice that talks to the audience
Cody: oh ok well if you don't mind we'd like to go back to the script
Faloo: You wouldn't know her. Her name's Marahute.
Cody: Where is she?
Faloo: She's caught, high in a poacher's trap! You're the only one who can save her.
Cody:
I'll get her loose.
Faloo:
Right-oh, hop on, no time to lose. She's up on top of that ridge. Be
careful lit'l friend. Her fate rests in you hands. Cody begins to climb.
(under breath) She's doomed.
Disclaimer thingy: I own nothing. I rent my box. Joking!
The Rescuers Down (er. up) Under
Begins looking at this ugly bug that looks like a buffalo. Then begins to hurdle recklessly through a field of flowers until camera seems to try to hit another rock! Boom! Goes through window. Oh ok so it's not a rock. It's this house that looks like a tent. So anyways the "camera" goes into Cody (some Australian boy with no accent) 's room. He hears some weird noise jumps out of bed (wearing nothing but his boxers and goes over to the window. Then he dresses as he goes downstairs and sneaks past his mom. As he goes out the door she senses him entering the kitchen (she's a little slow) and yells after him. He keeps running to where ever he's in such a hurry to get to.
At some point in here the title flashes.
As Cody runs he alerts all the animals (he talks to them?) finally he trips over a porcupine and falls in a log. A kangaroo is using the log as a warning horn and blows him into a tree.
Cody: Who is it this time?
He means what animal got captured and is awaiting skinning and selling
Faloo (The kangaroo): You wouldn't know her. Her name is Marachute or something like that
Cody: Wait, Marahute. the golden eagle? Yeah I read about her in the scrip-
Faloo: (makes silencing motion) shuttup! You don't meet her for another 10 minutes or so
Cody: Sorry but you said her name wrong.
Faloo: ok let's try this again
Disembodied voice: Pretend you didn't hear that
All the animals: Who are you?
Disembodied voice: I am the disembodied voice that talks to the audience
Cody: oh ok well if you don't mind we'd like to go back to the script
Faloo: You wouldn't know her. Her name's Marahute.
Cody: Where is she?
Faloo: She's caught, high in a poacher's trap! You're the only one who can save her.
Cody:
I'll get her loose.
Faloo:
Right-oh, hop on, no time to lose. She's up on top of that ridge. Be
careful lit'l friend. Her fate rests in you hands. Cody begins to climb.
(under breath) She's doomed.
