Disclaimer: Hola! Sorry for not updating ASAP. I went to the theaters mostly every day! It's really fun on summer vacation! Well, Yu-Gi-Oh! Doesn't belong to me.

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Chapter 6

NO! SCHOOL OF DOOM!!

Everyone was so excited about Celtic's party that's coming up tonight. Everyone was so excited; they can't stop talking about the whole thing. Little Witch was feeling VERY hyper so she challenged Mighty Mage on playing a one on one basketball.

Poor Mighty, he's having trouble playing the game even though Little told him all the rules. Basketball is just not his thing. Little was dominating the game. Zero to twelve.

"Mighty! This game is mine!" Little said as she scores again by doing a slam dunk.

The two of them were playing outside the mansion. They had a basketball arena that looked like in the future.

Knight of Twin Swords, Strike Ninja, Thunder Ball, Gaia the Fierce Knight and Black Luster Soldier were watching the two monsters play their little game. What was funny about the spectators, Gaia and Thunder were betting against each other on, who will have the most points. Thunder was disappointed because he betted that Mighty would win.

And later, Little beats Mighty with a score of 30 to 1.

"Ha! Told you the gal would win! Now pay up pal!" Gaia said proudly.

Luster was talking with Knight about how much memories Mighty and Little bring him. "You know Knight, whenever I watch those two play, it so much reminds me about us when we were children."

Knight relaxed in his chair and thought about those memories of them in the middle ages. In case you get confuse on this part, every Warrior type monsters use to be humans and lived in the Medieval Times.

"I even remembered how we became knights for the king." Knight said to Luster.

Luster then remembered something. "Which reminds me . . .Mighty! Little! Could you two please come here?"

Mighty and Little walked over back to the mansion and stopped at the stair steps. "Yeah? What is it Luster?"

"There's something Dark Magician told me to tell you." Luster was becoming very nervous about what he has to say to the young spell casters.

"If it's important, we're all ears." Mighty said.

"Well you see, Dark told me to tell you that. . .we're sending you to school today. . .hello?"

"Uh oh!" Strike and everyone else covered their ears.

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH" Mighty Mage and Little Witch passed out from the lack of air.

"Shit!" Knight knelt down to try to wake them up.

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"Mighty?"

"Look! His eyelids are flickering!"

"Ugghhh! Where the hell am ah?" Mighty woke up dizzly. He looked around until his vision was clear to him. Soon, his eyes met up with Chaos's and Dark's.

"*Whew* Thank you Ra. You're OK." Dark said with relief.

Mighty had a question mark above his head. "Hey, what am I doing here?"

Chaos looked at the little blue mage and spoke, "We brought you and Little here because Knight and the others told us the whole story about you two fainting."

"We were yelling our asses off because we have to go to school! That's what HE said!" Mighty pointed to the purple haired magician.

"Sorry. It's just that we can't just have young duel monsters like you and Little running around and not having and education." Dark explained calmly.

"Man! That's jacked-up!" Mighty got out from his bed and headed outside the nurses office.

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"Lumi? Do you know if there are other monsters going to school?" Little asked the white haired spell caster.

"Oh no. Little Swordsman of the Aile, Toon Shadow Wizard[1] and Fire Sorcerer are going too." Lumi explained as she gave Little a patting on the back.

And there's something you should know." Princess said as she sat on the edge of the bed.

"And what is?" Little asked as she raised an eyebrow.

"Dark Sage is your teacher and DMG is going to school too."

"NO! That old fart is the teach and DMG is coming?"

All the girls, Princess, Lumi, Indian, Mystic and Faith gave Little the 'oh well' look.

Little laid flat on her bed. "*Sigh* My life's a living. . ."

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"HELL NO!!"

"Mighty! Calm down! I'm sure you'll be fine!" Knight of Twin Swords try to calm down his little friend.

"Alright! I'll go!" Mighty left the mansion and met up with Little Witch.

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Mighty and Little made it right on time to class. The class room was a very dull color. It looked like those type of schools in the fifty's. And would you believe Mighty was sitting right next to Dark Magician Girl.

And now, Dark Sage was going over HIS rules.

"Rule one! No gum or candy! That means you Little Witch! Spit out your gum! NOW!" Sage pointed at the raven haired girl.

"Aw now that's cold!" Little got out of her seat and heads for the trash can.

"Rule two! Don't talk while I'M talking!"

"Now will you listen to him. . ."

"Mighty! SHUT UP!" Sage shouted.

"But. . ."

"QUIET! !"

"I. . ."

"QUIET!!"

"OK. . ."

QUIET!!"

". . ."

"Rule three! Anyone disobeying, I'll call their parents!"

Little Witch raises her hand in the air.

"What?!"

"But many of us don't have parents. How are you going to call?"

"Then I'll call your guardians!"

"But how do we know who's our guardian?"

"That's ENOUGH questions so SHUT UP!!"

"Yeah but. . ."

QUIET! !"

"Can I just. . ."

"QUIET! !"

"Ok. . ."

QUIET! !"

". . ."

For the rest of the day, Dark Sage has gone over nothing but rules non- stop. All the students were falling asleep, looking into spaces and wondering when will they ever get out of this prison.

"Rule sixty-seven! No leaving classroom without pass! Rule sixty-eight! Sneak out and I'll call the Beaver Warrior Patrol!"

'This shit is all booty!' Mighty thought to himself.

'You're damn right!' Someone said in his thoughts.

'Who said that?!'

'Me!'

'Little?'

'Yup!'

'Wow! We can talk to eachother in our thoughts!'

'Yeah! Now Dark Sage can never suspect us talking to eachother now!'

'Wrong!'

'Huh?' Little and Mighty thought. 'Aww man!'

'I was just going over rule eighty-six. DON'T TALK TO EACHOTHER IN YOUR THOUGHTS! ! !'

"*Groans* My head hurts!" Mighty held his head in pain because Sage just shouted in his thoughts. Little was rubbing her fore head.

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BBBBBRRRRIIIIIINNNNNGGGG!!!!

Finally everyone was relived to hear the bell ring. They all sat up from their desk.

"SIT!!" Sage yelled.

Everyone moaned 'Aw man!' as they sat back down.

"Tonight's homework is Box and Whisker plot! Pages one to thirty!"

"WHAT!!?" All the students exclaimed. Everyone started complaining, whining, groaning and moaning.

"But you never taught us any math lessons!" said a Toon Shadow Wizard.

"Yeah! All you did was rule talking!" a Little Swordsman of the Aile said.

"SILENCE!!" Sage bellowed.

Everyone jumped in their seats.

"I won't except excuses! NOW GO!!"

Everyone ran out the room as quick as possible.

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Mighty and Little were walking until DMG ran into them.

"What's with you two? I think it was you two's fault that we have homework!" DMG said.

"Shut up bitch!" Mighty said as he glared at the blonde spiky haired girl.

"Well it's the truth! You two are the ones who got in trouble!" she said back.

"C'mon Mighty! Everyone would probably be worried about us!" Little said as she grabbed Mighty's right arm.

DMG began to giggle at the two. "Yeah Mighty! Listen to your girlfriend there!"

That statement struck Little as she sneered at DMG. "Shut the fuck up whore!"

Dark Magician Girl walked up to Little Witch as Mighty Mage just stood in the side and watched.

"Ho!" DMG yelled.

"Mo!" Little yelled.

Suddenly, Toon Shadow Wizard comes along and stands by Mighty. "Cool! Cat Fight!"

"Why don't you get OUT of here!" DMG snapped.

"Don't you ever run OUT of breath?!" Little said back.

On the sidelines, everyone was cheering for Little Witch. "LITTLE! LITTLE! SHE'S OUR GIRL! WHEN SHE WINS SHE'LL KICK THAT DARK MAGICIAN GIRL!!"

"Thanks! I appreciate. . ."

SMACK!

DMG smacked Little on the face.

On the side, the crowd of kid monsters went like "Ooooo!!"

"Is that all you got?" Little clenched her knuckles and jammed a punch on DMG's face.

The blow caused DMG flying and fell unconsciously on the ground.

Mighty ran up to Little. "C'mon! Let's get out of here before adults come by!"

When he and Little took off flying into the air, the group of kids began cheering at them.

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Mighty and Little finally got back home. The two of them sat lazily on the couches.

Thunder ball. Later comes in.

"How was school?" he asked.

"Stupid!" Mighty said.

"Yeah! The old timer gave us huge homework!"

"I'll do it for you!" Thunder said.

"You will?" Mighty said as he sat up straight.

Thunder Ball took their back packs and left the living room.

"Hey, Little. That was cool on how you kicked DMG's ass!"

"Thanks. Well I better get ready for Celtic's party now."

"Holy Shit! No wonder everyone' s not downstairs greeting us! They're getting ready!"

Mighty and Little headed up to their rooms.

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Disclaimer: Pretty good huh? DMG got her ass kicked big time! *Falls off chair and laughs hysterically* Nothing makes me happier than knowing that bitch gets a huge butt whipping'! Well review! Now FLAMES allowed!