Ok I'm back. Thus continues the story:

McLeach (the big hunter dude that resembles Aragorn): Joanna (kicks lizard) have you been diggin' holes out here again? (under breath) dumb lizard! Always tryin' to bury squirrels out here.

Cody: Uh-uh! It's a trap! And you're a poacher!

McLeach: Trap?! Where'd you get an idea like that? We LOVE the animals! (hugs Joanna for emphasis, suddenly a bunch of cloaked figures appear and they all sing 'give peace a chance')

McLeach holds gun to Cody's chest and pokes his still-showing belly-button. Cody gulps and backs away.

McLeach: Well grab hold! Don't you want to get out of there?

Cody holds gun and McLeach tries to pull him out. Halfway up Cody falls back down in pit.

Disembodied voice: 45 minutes later:

Cody and McLeach are lying gasping on the ground.

Suddenly Joanna sees a picture of Legolas hanging out of Cody's pocket

Joanna thinking (she's smarter than McLeach): Wow! He's a fan too!

Joanna attacks the backpack trying to get the poster. In doing so she knocks McLeach into the pit.

McLeach: I'm gonna kill her. (climbs out of hole) I'm gonna kill that dumb, slimy, egg-sucking salamander!

Joanna hides behind Cody and the backpack until McLeach sees the poster of Legolas. The One Feather is sticking out of Cody's backpack too. McLeach gets all twitchy and starts petting Joanna, who smiles happily and then realizes that, whoa, McLeach is petting her! After that she edges away. Off a cliff. She comes back but stays away from McLeach. She and Cody should team up! They are both invincible!

McLeach: Where did you get that?!?!?!?!!??!!?

Cody: Amazon.com

McLeach: Not the poster! You're supposed to be some kid who lives in the middle of nowhere remember?

Cody: oh the feather? It was a present.

McLeach: From who?

Cody: It's a secret.

Now take a moment to think (if you even can) about what you would say in this situation. Would you tell the truth? Most people wouldn't. If you answered yes then you must love seeing the food chain destroyed. And all of our lives as we know them.

McLeach grabs Cody and puts him in a huge cage sitting on the back of his truck they dive away.

Mouse runs off as it begins to rain. However when you see McLeach driving off singing 'Home on the Range' There's no rain. Queer, isn't it?

That's all I have time for now. I'll write more later. R&R please!