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Chapter 7

Dark Magician Girl's Revenge!

Lumi was helping her best friend Princess getting ready for Celtic's party. Lumi felt like helping because she feels so happy about the elven warrior she loves so much.

"So Lumi, what did you and Celtic actually do on your date together?" Princess asked while Lumi was brushing her hair.

Lumi thought back about her date with Celtic. "Well, we walked together and talked together just about anything."

"I was wondering, did he ever kiss you that night?" Princess smiled at her white haired friend who was now blushing a dark crimson.

"Yes he did."

"How does it feel, you know to kiss the one man, I mean elf, you love?" Princess stared at her reflection on the mirror.

"I felt REALLY weak at the knees. Other than that, it's great." Lumi felt her self daydreaming about it.

Lumi continued to brush her friend's soft blonde, golden hair. She so much admire Princess's beauty. "Oh Princess, I wish I had hair like you. It's so beautiful."

"Thanks Lumi. Do you think Knight of Twin Swords will ever notice or should I just give up on trying to win his heart?" Princess said, hoping her friend could understand her feelings towards Knight.

"Hmm, well I'm positive he'll notice. I think is best to hide it first until he says he has feelings for you." Lumi responded.

"I guess you're right. I'll just pretend I don't have a crush on him." Princess got up from her seat a placed her jeans jacket on. I guess you could say she's wearing normal clothes.

Lumi had on a blue skirt and a sleeveless black top. "Lumi, I think Celtic will like the way you dressed yourself tonight." Princess giggled lightly.

Lumi blushed again as she placed her jacket on.

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"So you actually gave DMG a pounding?" Strike asked to Little.

Little nodded her head in response. She felt worried because she thinks she's in BIG trouble.

"That's great!" Strike cheered as he shook hands with the spell caster.

"I'm glad you agree. I can't stand that bitch! She's SO damn annoying!"

"Oh yeah! " Strike said back.

Mighty came in the living room wearing a white shirt with dark-blue long sleeves, and clue jeans. You know Mighty, your outfit tonight is the same color as your regular clothing." Little told him. "I know. But I can't help it, blue and white is my favorite color."

"I wonder if that bleach blonde told her brother on us." Little said as she headed outside.

"Don't worry! If I know Dark, he won't care one bit." Strike said.

"Hey Mighty, what do you think of DMG?" Strike asked the blue mage who came outside too.

"Let's see, at first I thought she was a dumb blonde, but I was wrong. She's more like a savant blonde. All she does are some stupid poses, giggles and twirls around like some boring bozo clown." Mighty said and started to sit up in the air with his legs crossed.

"All you say my good friend are True with a capital 'T'" Strike said while looking at all the stars.

Later, Knight of Twin Swords comes outside. "What are you all talking about?"

"We were talking about how I gave that blonde bitch a GREAT ass whoopin!" Little said proudly.

Knight became a bit shocked. "You mean you hurt Princess?!"

"No Knight! We're talking about that one stupid ass magician girl!" Mighty chuckled while kicking his feet back and fourth.

"Oh."

"Besides, Princess and Mystic are the BEST blondes we know and DMG is the dumbest of all blonde women!" Strike said to the three who agree.

Little walked over to Knight as she has something to ask him. "Hey Knight, I have a question or two for you."

"Yes? What is it?"

"Do you have a crush on someone?" Little smirked causing her to look rather sinister.

Knight did not blush but stared at the witch seriously. "No."

Little stopped her smirking and looked back at him. "Then do you wish you did?"

Knight still did not blush an inch. "I don't know. I would know IF I did."

"Aw come on man! Look around you, Strike told me with his honest opinion that Mystical Elf is beautiful, Lumi is Celtic's girlfriend, and Dark Magician has Magician of Faith." Mighty said as he came back on the ground.

"Yeah! C'mon. Don't be a loner Knight! Find yourself a girl!" Strike gave his warrior friend a playful pat on the back.

Knight knew he couldn't answer about these questions anymore. He can't even bear about the statements about him ever finding a person to be with. "Can we PLEASE, change the subject?"

The three other monsters knew he was serious. They all nodded their heads. Suddenly, Little burst out, " Let's talk about how BORING our school is!"

"Now how boring was it?" Knight asked curiously.

"Everyone was all wonderin' when they will get their asses out of the prison!"

"Yeah! Me and Little got in trouble a lot of times just because of some things that the old man thinks is a rule breaking!" Mighty said.

"The teacher there is the MEANEST teacher on the planet!"

"Okay, okay, we'll talk about this school of yours after Celtic's party."

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"I can't wait to try out my new spell casting magic!" DMG said evilly.

*Some Dr. Frankenstein music plays while DMG cackles like MAD!*

Kuriboh, who was with her on the evil scheme, held up a sign.

*And why is it that you want to make them pay with a love spell?*

"Because Kuri, that stupid Little Witch DAMAGED MY PERFECTION!!" DMG said as she held a mirror in front of her face that has a black eye.

Kuriboh holds up another sign. *To bad woman. And don't call me KURI! I HATE that name!*

"Well, I better get myself ready for my revenge! MUHUHUHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH"

Kuriboh just sweat dropped at DMG's laughing.

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At Celtic's party, everyone seems to be enjoying their selves. Adults were together while every teens or kids where hitting the dance floor.

"Wow I didn't know that?"

"C'mon Mighty! Let's hit the dance floor!" said Toon Shadow Wizard.

The DJ for tonight is Gaia the Fierce Knight. Most of the songs he was playing were given to him by Yami who got them from the 'real' world. Right now, he's putting a song by 'Eminem'.

"Y'know guys, there's only one thing missing in this party." Chaos said to Luster, Knight, Dark, Strike and Thunder.

"What?" Luster asked.

"Celtic. He's not here. Shouldn't he be here? I mean, this is his party." Chaos responded to the guys who were wondering about that also.

"The last time I saw him was when we where decorating this place." Dark said.

~ ~ ~ ~ ~Under to table with you-know-who~ ~ ~ ~ ~

"Okay, let's see, who can be my first victim for this love madness." DMG looked around the huge place.

Suddenly, she saw Mystical Elf talking with Mighty Mage.

"Hmm. If I do Mystic first, she'll fall desperately in love with Mighty! Good thing there's not that many witnesses around to see my shooting!"

Kuriboh looks at you and holds up another sign.

*She's a CRAZY DINGALING!*

~ ~ ~ ~ ~Mystic and Mighty~ ~ ~ ~ ~

"Mighty, do you think you saw Celtic any where? Lumi told me to tell him something."

"Sorry Mystic. I haven't seen him since we got here." Mighty replied to the blue skinned elf.

"Well if you see him, can you please. . ."

PING!!!

"Huh? What was that strange feeling that just hit me?" Mystic wondered.

Mighty turned to Mystic as he saw her looking very confused.

"Mystic? Are you feeling alright?"

Mystic looks at the blue mage and began thinking how cute he really is.

'Wow! Mighty Mage looks EXTEMELY CUTE!! I always thought he's so adorable!'

"Yoo hoo! Mystic you in the twilight zone or something?"

"Mighty! I LOVE you with all MY HEART!!"

"Huh?"

Mystic grabbed Mighty and gave him a huge hug. She even started to kiss his cheek.

"Mystic! What the fuck are you doing?!" Mighty barked as he struggled to break free from the elf's arms.

"Mighty. I Love you so much!" Mystic said as she kissed the mage some more.

"This is bad! Someone HELP!!"

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"BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!"

*The theme son of Mojojojo plays*

"My magic works! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!" DMG laughed evilly at her sinister plan.

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Just in case you reviewers out there were wondering about that [1] that was next to Toon Shadow Wizard's name in the last chapter, here it is:

[1] This dude is MY character. He looks like Trunks but with blonde hair. For more information created by moi, e-mail me and I'll send ya his picture. ATK: 2450 DEF: 1900.

You'll be seeing more or those numbers in the future.