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Oh the horror! DMG is causing all kinds of hell now! Well read and find out what kind of madness she has in plan.

Dark Magician Girl's Revenge pt.II

"Mystic! Get yourself off of me!" Mighty yelled while struggling to break free from the elf's arms.

"No! I LOVE you!" she hugged the mage even tightly.

Later, Gaia the Fierce Knight comes by and notices Mystic hugging Mighty. Gaia walked up right to them to know what was going on. "Mystic? What the hell are you doing to Mighty? Are you his date or what?" Gaia asked as he scratched his head. "Go away Gaia! I want to be alone with my Mighty-poo!" Mystic squealed happily.

Mighty then thought about that name in his head. 'Mighty-poo? Yeesh! I hate that name!'

~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~Under the table with the spiky haired girl and her furball~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~

"Look Kuri! Another target!" DMG said as she aimed her wand on Gaia's abs.

Kuriboh holds up another sign. *Stop calling me KURI b*tch!*

Kuriboh saw a censored on one of the words. How the hell did it get censored?

"Target locked on!"

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"Mystic can you please . . .?"

PING!!!

"Oh my goodness gracious? What was that strange tingle?" Gaia said to himself as he looked around. His eyes soon were fixed upon the blue skinned female elf. 'Whoa! That elven spell caster is such a BABE!!'

Mighty finally broke free from Mystic's arms and made a run for it. "Mighty- poo! Come back to . . .!"

Before Mystic could chase Mighty, Gaia managed to grab her with a cowboy lasso. "Tahm ta reel in the cattle honey!" Gaia said in a western acscent and pulled his lasso.

~ ~ ~ ~ ~Under the table again~ ~ ~ ~ ~

"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!! This is TOO RICH!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!"

DMG's laughing so hard you could see tears coming out of her eyes.

All Kuriboh did was sweat drop.

"Ok! Ha ha, let's wait for the next victim!"

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Meanwhile, Princess Knight was walking around all by herself. Lot's of the guys and a few females were admiring her beauty. All of them were gossiping and giving complements about her.

"Dang! She's so gorgeous!"

"*Whistles* She's HOTTSSS!!"

"I wish I had long golden hair like hers."

"Where does she get that great body figure?"

"Nice set of hooters she got there!"

"I wish I was in her shoes."

All those are most of the things everybody said about her. Princess doesn't care about her beauty, she cares on wanting someone. But right now she's hiding it.

Just then she saw Gaia making out with Mystic, who was pushing his face away from her. "Oh my god. What's going on with those two?" Princess went up to them to know what's going on.

"Gaia! Get away from me!" Mystic barked.

"Sorry sugar! I ain't going to!" Gaia said as he sounded like Elvis Presley.

Princess got close to them and tapped Gaia on his shoulder. "Gaia? Can I please ask you something?"

"No! Go! I want to be with my girlfriend right now!"

"What the fuck?" Princess now became puzzled.

~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~Again with you-know who~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~

"Oh goody! Time to give this royal brat a lesson!" DMG said as she clanked her knuckles while holding on to her staff.

Kuriboh holds up another sign. *Why are you giving her a lesson when she never did anything to you.*

"I'm giving her a lesson because lots of people, including my brother, say she's beautiful!"

Another sign. *So?*

"So, I'm supposed to be the beautiful one! I'm more graceful than she is!"

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Princess thought it would be best to leave them alone. Of course, she has nothing to do with them. Before she could walk away . . . . . .

PING!!!

"Uh? What was that shock?" She asked herself as a red question mark appeared above her head. She looked around like as if she was lost. When she saw Gaia, she started to develop some kind of feeling towards him. 'Gosh! That grey skinned warrior is like gorgeous!' She made her way back to the warrior who had his arms around Mystic.

Finally, Mystic freed herself from Gaia's arms and ran off to find Mighty.

"Mystic baby! I coming . . .ooofffss!" Gaia was knocked over by Princess who ran into him and wrapped her arms around his waist.

"Gaia! Babe! You are so FINE and you are all MINE! Kiss me!"

"Nevah woman! Get off me. . .!?" Gaia's shouting was silenced by Princess's mouth. Gaia began to sweat drop big time. Princess finally got her lips off of the grey skinned warrior and smirked. "Blows your mind doesn't it?"

~ ~ ~ ~ Table again~ ~ ~ ~

*Mighty, Mystic, Gaia and Princess. Who's next?* Kuriboh held up his sign as he was munching on some cookies in a big blue bowl.

"The next target will come soon. Oh I just love this spell binding show!" DMG said.

*The theme song from Jaws play*

"Hey Kuri, let me have some of those munchies." DMG grabbed a handful and gobbled everything down.

Kuriboh looks at you and holds his next sign. *She eats like a PIG huh?*

Later.

"Oh look! There's Knight of Twin Swords! He's the next!*Sorts*"

*She sounds like a pig too!*

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Gaia got away from Princess and was running carefully so she doesn't see him. Knight then saw him and walked up to him.

Knight stared at Gaia's appearance and then spoke to him. "Gaia? Why is your pants loose? Your hair and shirt is all ruffled and why is your cheeks so red?"

"No time to explain! I gotta find my sweet heart Mystic!" Gaia ran off to find what he was looking for.

Knight raised an eyebrow as Princess walked right up to him. "Hey, have you seen where Gaia ran off to?"

~ ~ ~ ~ ~Back to the terrible twos~ ~ ~ ~ ~

"Alright! Time to give that knight a spell too!" DMG said as she aimed her dorky-looking staff at Knight's right leg.

Kuriboh was not paying attention. He sat in a miniature futon while reading a book called 'What to do When You're With an ANNOYING Person.'

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"Well, he went . . . ?"

PING!!!

"Oh my! What was that?!" Knight asked nobody. Princess looked at Knight puzzled. "Well? Which way did Gaia go?" she asked him as his eyes met up with hers in a strange way.

"Oh nevermind! I'll find him myself?" Before Princess could leave, Knight already had her in his arms. He held her tightly like her ribs would cave in.

"Princess! I have loved you all my life!" He said as he kissed her lips. He kept kissing her lips until he moved to her neck and then her chest.

"Knight! Let me go!" Princess said as she pushed Knight's face away before he could go down more further.

Knight stared at her and began to wiggle his eyebrows. He then looked around the whole placed. "You know, it's too crowded out here. C'mon, let's go somewhere where no one will bother us." He said as he then had his eyes on a empty room. He pulled Princess with him. Princess was trying to find something to hold on but Knight of Twin Swords was stronger then her. So that's useless.

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"Too bad Princess is under my spell. If she wasn't, she would've love what Knight was doing to her."

*Why?* Kuriboh's sign said.

"Because I heard she likes Knight." DMG said.

"Okay, let's take a short break."

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How was that. I did this chapter on my spare time after doing some e-mails to friends of mine. Next part of the story is

*Speed Demon comes in and slaps me on the face.*

WHAT?!

Speed: Don't do spoilers idiot!

Oh! Mah bad.