Mazoku All Day - Chapter: 45 Merchandising (!?)



Zellas just returned from one of her booze-ups in the human civilization. She's completely stoned.

Zellas: Lookie folks, what I got here! Isn't it absolutely extraordinary? (raises her hand which holds a bottle of whine)

Phibbi: Erm…you know…we kinda got used to it!

Dynast: Yes, it is not very extraordinary if it comes along with you!

Zellas: ?????

Dynast: Of course a bottle of brandy or tequila is a bit more familiar with you…

Zellas: (looks at the bottle in her hand) Oh, 'cuse me folks, must have mixed some things up! Now what do you think of that? (shows them a Xelloss plushie)

Phibbi: Now that's unfair! You could have lent him to me instead of turning him into a plushie! I always need servants you know!

Zellas: That isn't the real Xelloss! I found it in the human civilization!

Garv: Pretty nice! But he would look much better if he wore that cute red dress he once had! Not to forget about the earrings and the make-up! Red lipstick suits him so good! It always makes me endlessly jealous when I see him with those wonderful lips of his in red… *sigh*

Others: Poofy!

Garv: Although I prefer a decent mint to his purple…

And that was the point when Phibbi decided on trying out his new blue extrahot flames…

Zellas: Thanks!

Phibbi: You're welcome!

Dynast: So where did you get it then?

Zellas: Oh yeah, that's another thing I wanted to show you! (pulls something on the back of the plushie)

Xelloss plushie: Now that's a secret!

Phibbi: Now THAT is what I call realistic!

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Uh, a cute little Xelloss plushie…Haven't all of us dreamed about that? Thank you for reading! Feel free to review!

~Virginia