Disclaimer:I do not own Inuyasha. You are tired of hearing it, I am tired of saying it...but as long as you keep hearing it, I must have kept saying it...at least I hope so! Otherwise you may need a psychiatrist and I may need a good lawyer...
Author Note:There is no plot...I tell you there is not! This is not really a parody...it is not really anything...except weird. Definitely weird... I used to go by Snowblaze, but then I found out someone had that name already and I changed mine! ^_^
RaNdOm MaDnEsS
By:Dewfire...and Mony...but mostly Dewfire...
Dew: Yellow! Welcome to my new show Random Madness' where we pick the name of a random anime character out of a hat, abduct them, and force them to spend the day with us! Please give a VERY small round of applause for my partner, Mony!
Mony: I'm da host!
Dew: And I'm the director, producer, stage crew, co-host, sorceress, in short everything else...
Mony: Let the Random Madness begone!
Dew: Begin...
Mony: That's what I said!
Dew: -.-
Mony: *grabs a name scribbled on a piece of paper out of a baseball hat* Today's prisoner is...the lovely and orange...Sesshoumaru!
Dew: What!? I think you got your adjectives wrong...
Mony: You're right! It says...the lovely and talented Sesshoumaru!
Dew: Gimme that! *snatches paper* Oi! It does say lovely...
Mony: Told ya so! *sticks out tongue*
Dew: *whacks Mony with a rubber mallet* Do not provoke people with mallets...or flyswatters for that matter.
Mony: Hey...what a koinky-dink...all the other names in this hat are Inuyasha...
Dew: Wow...how odd...*fidgets*...let's get started! *conjures up a warp-hole* Ahh, the only way to travel!
Mony and Dew: *jump in and land at the front door of a huge mansion*
Mony: Wow! Sess has money up the wazoo!
Dew: Wazoo?
Mony: Whatever! I'm about to ring the doorbell! *knocks on door*
Dew: I thought you were going to ring the doorbell...
Mony: *shrugs* I lied.
*Sess answers door only to be instantly glomped by Mony*
Dew: ^_^;;;;;;;
Sess: More crazed fangirls...
Dew: Actually, she's the only crazed one. *points to Mony*
Sess: Will you get this thing off of me or do I have to kill it...
Mony: O.O;;;;;;
Dew: *sigh* If only you could...but for the sake of my ratings you can't...
Sess: What are you talking about?
Dew: Mony, now!
Mony: *throws a potato sack over Sess's head and ties him up*
Dew and Mony: *jump back into the warp-hole with Sess and arrive back at the studio*
Mony: *huggles Sess who is still tied up*
3 hours later...
Dew: Okay Mony, let him out already! We only have 14 hours left before we have to return him!
Mony: *blink* But I'm not done. *blink*
Dew: *sigh* Fine...
Mony: *resumes huggling*
9 hours later...
Dew: Okay, now I mean it. Let him out!
Mony: Spoil sport...
Dew: And proud of it!
Sess: You throw a potato sack over my head, abduct me, and let crazed one hug me...for all of this I shall kill you.
Dew and Mony: O.o;;;;;
Dew: Not if you want to get out of here...
Sess: *looks around and sees that there is no exit* Then how'd you get me in?
Mony: With Dew's handy, dandy, warp-hole! Not sold in stores anywhere!
Sess: You really are nuts....
Dew: Don't worry! You get to leave as soon as our 24 hours are up! Lucky for you it took us an hour to kidnap you, Mony wasted 12 hours huggling you, and we only have 11 hours left!
Sess: 11 hours...with you...what have I done to deserve this!?
Mony: Um, you've killed things...
Sess: I repeat...what have I done to deserve THIS!?
Dew: You were born with incredibly good looks...
Sess: True, true, you make a good point...
Dew: Now that we finally have you cooperating...and not being huggled...we'd like you to answer our unanswerable question.
Sess: Shoot.
Dew: So we can ask the questions?
Sess: No, you can shoot me before I'll answer any questions.
Dew: You will answer the question, or I shall sic Mony on you!
Mony: Yeah!
Sess: How much do I have to pay to get out of here?
Mony: How much you willing to spend? I also accept payment in wazoos...
Dew: *whacks Mony over the head with an inflatable mallet* Stop saying that...it's a weird word...
Sess: What's with all the violence, and odd language?
Dew: *whacks Sess over the head with an invisible mallet* I've got a thing for mallets and other objects you can whack people with...and Mony is bizarre.
Sess: I could see that much...
Dew: Now for our question! How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
Sess: *smirks* A woodchuck would chuck a lot of wood if it could...
Dew: Impossible...that...that was an unanswerable question!?
Sess: Obviously not for a youkai of my stature...
Mony: *stands next to Sess* Yup, he's really tall!
Dew: *whacks Mony over the head with a purple polka-dotted flyswatter* Baka! He didn't mean that!
Sess: -.-;
Mony: *gets off cell phone no one noticed she had* Hey, my agent got us tickets to a football game!
Dew: You don't have an agent.
Mony: Well, this person who claims to be my agent says we can go, but Sessy has to play...
Dew: Hmm...sounds suspicious...*conjures up another warp-hole* Let's go!
Dew, Mony, and Sess: *arrive in the middle of the game...literally*
Anonymous Coach: Finally! We need Fluffy in the field! STAT!
Sess: Fluffy???
Dew and Mony: We'll explain later...actually...no. No we won't... *shove Sessy into the huddle and hurry to their seats then watch in mock horror (like they didn't see this coming) as the opposing team in annihilated...literally*
Sess: Aren't we out of the studio now...leaving me free to kill things...
Dew and Mony: *fall anime style*
Dew: *gets up and waves hands as a peace sign* Okay, okay! We'll end the show early today! *conjures up another warp-hole*
Mony: *pout* And I was just getting ready to glomp him...
Sess: *flexes claws* What did you just say...
Mony: *glomps him leaving him helpless* I said I was getting ready to glomp you!
Dew: We're outta here already! *grabs Sess and Mony and jumps into warp-hole*
1 hour later...Sess is safe and sound back at home...
Mony: Do you hear barking, Dew?
Dew: KYAAAAAAAAAAA! He's released the hounds!
*Producers: We are sorry but due to...unfortunate circumstances...the end of this episode was lost.
