OK so that last chapter stunk butt don't despair friends! I shall prevail! And here I go!

Bernard and Bianca, as you can guess, were not at the RAS meeting. Duh. But they were sitting in a chandelier. Actually it's a French restaurant that is in a chandelier. Don't ask me why! It's got crickets for waiters and cooks. A cricket is walking below the chandelier in the real restaurant a pea falls on the ground (eeeew I'm allergic to peas) the cricket picks it up.

Cricket: Pea soup!

He slingshots it up to the chef who puts it in some water and gives it to a server. Meanwhile Bernard and Bianca are having a "romantic dinner".

Bernard: Miss Bianca.There's something I want to ask you about

Bianca (putting her chin on her hands): Yes dahling?

Bernaard: Well, it's like this, Miss Bianca, I would be honered if you would.(pokes finger around in pocket and finds a hole) if you would exuse me for a minute?

Bianca: Of course-

Bernard crawls under the table looking around. He sees a ring roll under a table and goes after it. It goes under a fat lady who accidentally puts the ring on her foot. Nernard takes it off and she slaps the man who is sitting at the table with her.

François (another cricket) : Pardonnez moi, madamoiselle? I have important news!

Bianca: Yes François?

François: You and Bernard have been asked to attend a misson to Austrailia by the RAS. There has been a kidnapping.

Bianca: Oh that is terrible! I must tell Bernard!

François: Allow me madame! I will tell him immediately!

Bernard (walking towards table): Miss Bianca will you marry me? Nono! Miss Bianca if you would. that is.

François: Quickly Monsieur Bernard! I must speak with you!

Bernard: Not now François: I'm busy!

Pushes François out of the way knocking him into a large water beetle. That causes a war and the cook comes out to break them up. Bernard goes back to Bianca

Bernard: Miss Bianca. I have something to tell you

Bianca: Oh François told me all about that! I accept!

Bernard: You mean you really want to?

Bianca: Of course! It's not a matter of want but a matter of duty!

Bernard (swelling with pride) yes I suppose it is!