Disclaimer:I do not own Inuyasha. Don't sue me because all you will get is Mony! Not money, but Mony! *shudders at the thought* Just for the heck of it, I don't own Lassie either.
Author's Note:If you're tired of pointless fics...you must not be reading this! ^_^
RaNdOm MaDnEsS-2
By:Dewfire...and Mony...but really Dewfire...
Dew: Welcome back to that insane prattle you read while on a sugar-high that impaired your judgment, or as I like to call it...Random Madness!
Mony: *pulls a name out of a beanie* Today's guest will be...a chicken-monkey!
Dew: *whaps Mony on the head with an inflatable mallet* You read it wrong baka! *snatches paper* It says...*face-faults*...wow, it really does say a chicken-monkey...wonder how that got in there? *grabs another name out of the beanie* Today's real guest is...the bishy and rude...dog-boy dude...Inuyasha!
Mony: No! I hoped this would never happen!
Dew: You're just mad because he hasn't returned your phone calls...or letters...or e-mails. Newsflash Mony, half-demons don't like being stalked...
Mony: *sulk*
Dew: After the unfortunate mishap last time...
Mony: You mean us getting chased off of Sesshoumaru's property by rabid green Chihuahuas when we dropped him back off at home?
Dew: Yes...that...
Mony: Oh, then by all means please continue.
Dew: After last time, I decided to just suck Inuyasha into the studio with the warp-hole instead of going to pick him up.
Mony: Don't you mean kidnapping him?
Dew: This time what we're doing is legal! ^_^
Mony: Isn't this still kidnapping?
Dew: No, they're manga/anime characters. It's called manga/anime-character-napping. There is no law against that! Oh, never mind! We're going to pick him up!
Mony: *shrugs* Whatever...I get to huggle him either way...
Dew: *whaps Mony over the head with a glow in the dark mallet*
Mony: What was that for?
Dew: Wha? Oh! Just a reflex!
Mony: That's what you said the last eleven times...
Dew: Let's get on with the show already! *conjures up warp-hole*
Dew and Mony: *arrive in front of yet another huge mansion*
Mony: Wow...Inu's got money up the...
Dew: Don't. Say. It.
Mony: Don't say what?
Dew: The word...
Mony: Don't say the word? What word?
Dew: *whispers* Wazoo.
Mony: Oh! I wasn't going to say that! I was going to say...
Dew: Here it comes...
Mony: Inu's got green up the whazzat!
Dew: Must there be a buzz word in every episode? O_o
Mony: Yes, the producers said so.
Dew: What producers? Since when do we have producers?
Mony: Since it became convenient for the plot...or lack thereof...
Dew: *shrugs* Whatever...
Inu: Who are you people?
Dew and Mony: *realize that Inu was standing right behind them the entire time*
Mony: *glomps Inu*
Inu: What the f*ck! Get this thing offa me!
Dew: That thing is a Mony, and I'm afraid that once it has a hold of you it is impossible to force it to let go. Quite sad really...
Inu: *blinks* Mony? That creepy person who keeps calling me?
Dew: And e-mailing you, and calling you on your cell phone...and work line...and home phone...and just stalking you in general...
Inu: Great. More insane fangirls.
Mony: *stops huggling* Not insane fangirls, inane fangirls!
Dew: -.-; This is who I picked to be my sidekick?
Mony: Yes.
Inu: *slowly backing away*
Dew: Oh no you're not! *conjures up warp-hole* You will now be coming with us! ^^
Inu: I ain't goin' nowhere!
Mony: Nope.
Inu and Dew: Whazzat!?
Mony: He ain't goin' nowhere alright...without me!
Inu and Dew: *fall anime style*
Dew: Once again...whatever...*jumps into warp-hole with Inu and Mony*
Dew, Inu, and Mony: *arrive at studio*
Dew: Okay! Before you try to kill me...
Mony: Or me!
Dew: *cough* As I was saying, before you try to kill ME I must warn you that without me there is no way out of this place.
Inu: *looks around just to make sure* Can't I just break through the wall?
Mony: Nope! These walls are made of concrete flavored gelatin, diamonds won't even leave a scratch!
Inu: You've gotta be kidding me.
Dew: Nope! Let's see. As usual it took an hour to kidnap you, so we have 23 hours left!
Inu: I have to spend 23 hours with you?
Mony: *huggling Inu again by the way* Just relax dog-boy!
Inu: THIS is why I didn't return those phonecalls!
Dew: Or e-mails...or letters...yeah, yeah! We get it! Time to continue with the show! First matter of business is our unanswerable question!
Inu: *eyebrow twitching uncontrollably*
Mony: *yup, still huggling* You should see a doctor about that Inu-kun, it could be stress related.
Inu: *eyebrow continues to twitch uncontrollably and vein pops*
Dew: Eh-heh... Okay the question! Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers. A peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked. If Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers, where's the peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked?
Inu: O.o Who the heck is Peter Pippo?
Mony: Not Pippo, Piper!
Inu: I refuse to answer any more questions until this vile thing is removed!
Dew: Hmmm, okay. Down, Mony.
Mony: *stops huggling Inu and goes off backstage to sulk*
Dew: Now you made Mony upset...*shrugs*...not my problem. Answer the question Inu-kun!
Inu: I thought it was unanswerable?
Dew: *whips out metal mallet and holds it up threateningly* You know usually Mony would be here for me to use this mallet on...
Inu: *gulp* Umm...Peter Pippo ate em?
Dew: Good answer!
Inu: You mean I'm right!?
Dew: Nope! I was just teasing you! Your answer was invalid!
Inu: Says who!?!
Mony: *stops sulking* Says our handy, dandy, producers!
Dew: *whacks Mony over the head with a green velvet covered mallet* Ahh, stress relief... The producers said you didn't answer the question properly Inu-kun.
Inu: I demand a recount!
Dew: It's not a democracy Inu-kun... @_@
Mony: Yes it is.
Dew: No it's not.
Mony: Yes it is.
Dew: No it's not.
Mony: Yes it is.
Dew: No it's not.
Mony: Yes it is.
Dew: No it's not.
Mony: Yes it is.
Dew: NO IT'S NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
*several hours later*
Dew: OOOOOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Inu and Mony: O.O Okay...it's not a democracy...
Dew: ^_^ That's better!
Inu: If it's not a democracy I demand a chance to bribe the producers!
Dew: Too bad this is my show...
Mony: And mine!
Dew: *ahem* As I was saying...this is MY show and demanding is now illegal.
Inu: Says who!?
Dew: Says me and the producers! As I said before this is not a democracy and you have no say in anything! Now it's time to continue our show! We wasted an amazing...
Mony: 16 hours.
Dew: *checks watch* Ack! You're right!
*Mony's cell phone rings*
Dew: Where did you get that again?
Mony: I stole it.
Dew: O.O
Mony: Don't worry. The guy I stole it from had a please rob me' sign on his back.
Inu: *evil cackle that sounds very weird coming from the hero* That'll teach Shippou's lawyer for trying to sue me...
Dew: We'll ignore that and continue with the show...
Mony: *listening to cell phone*...Are you sure...*listens to cell phone*...absolutely positive...*listens to cell phone*...positively certain...*listens to cell phone*...peanuts and fried chairs...*listens to cell phone*...okay, bye. *hangs up cell phone* Little Timmy's fallen down a well and Lassie's on strike.
Dew: *gasp* Little Timmy's fallen down the well! Let's go Inu-kun!
Inu: Go where?
Dew and Mony: To save Little Timmy!
Inu: I fall down wells all the time and no one ever needs to save me!
Dew: Well, you're not Little Timmy...
Inu: Does this happen all the time?
Mony: No. Sometime's he's trapped under a log, or in the path of a cyclone, or lost in the woods...
Inu: -_- Now I get why this Lassie person's on strike.
Dew: *ahem* Little Timmy is still trapped down the well people!
Inu: Well, Little Inuyasha ain't going to save him!
Dew and Mony: Are too.
Inu: Am not!
Dew and Mony: Are too.
Inu: Am not!
Dew and Mony: Are too!
Inu: Am not!
Dew and Mony: Are too!!!
Inu: Am not am not am not!!!!!
Dew and Mony: O.o Okay. You're not.
Inu: Really?! Why?
Mony: While we were arguing the cell phone rang and they told me Little Timmy drowned.
Dew: Tsk tsk. Poor Little Timmy...
Inu: It's not my fault his parents named him Timmy.
Dew: That's true.
Mony: Unfortunately, you must now spin the Pinwheel of Punishment!
Inu: The Pinwheel of Punishment?
Dew and Mony: *nod*
Inu: You two really have nothing better to do than kidnap me and force me to spin a pinwheel?
Dew: I never thought of it that way before...
Inu: So you'll let me go?
Dew and Mony: Heck no!
Inu: *grumbles several curse words*
Dew: *whips out mallet again*
Inu: *gulp*...*spins the ultra-cheap Pinwheel of Punishment*
Pinwheel of Punishment: *lands on eat lots and lots of ramen'*
Inu: ^___________________^
Dew: *flicks it to let the fangirls loose'*
Inu: O.O That's cheating...
Mony: You are correct sir!
Dew and Inu: O.o Whazzat!?
Mony: *shrugs* Ask the producers.
Dew: No more stalling! *lets the fangirls loose*
Inu: *is covered by screaming fangirls*
Mony: How do we get him out...
Dew: *shrugs* Ask the producers.
*Producers: This episode remains unfinished due to the fact that the fangirls ran off with today's guest. If you have any information on his whereabouts please contact us at 555-5555, or eat a pint of cheese-flavored ice cream with walnuts.
