Sorry! All y'all peeps! I'm a little high off of Pina Coladas right now so
tell me how this next one is! Don't worry! Non-alcoholic! Sorry person who
told me I spelled Australia wrong!
Bernard: V-very well. How does next April sound to you?
Bianca: April?!? We must act tonight!
Bernard: Tonight? B-but this is so sudden! Don't you even need a gown or something?
Bianca (what kind of name is that?): Oh no! Only a pair of khaki pants and some hiking boots!
Bernard: Hiking Boots?????
By now they are at the 'UN' building.
Bianca: Delegates, Bernard and I have some very important news (Bernard swells with pride, if it's possible for him to swell any more) Bernard and I.
Are getting married!!! Bernard thought. He could hear her ugly little accent saying this
Bianca: Bernard and I have decided to accept the mission to Australia
Bernard: Australia!?!
Bianca gives Bernard a look that says I don't have time for this and continues
Bianca: We leave immediately!
Bernard has gone into a kind of shock. He keeps murmuring: Australia?!? Australia?!? Australia?!? As though the words confuse him. However he's so stupid that they probably do.
Main Chairmouse Dude: Oh FABULOUS! Nobody else will go but we figured you two would be foolish-I mean brave enough to. Of course the weather is a little nippy but we won't let that stop us will we?
Bianca: of course we won't! Come on Bernard!
As they leave they hear the Chairmouse laughing maniacally.
Bernard (they are now at the 'Airport'): Uh Miss Bianca.I um don't think it's such an, um, good idea to fly this soon after eating.
Bianca: You'll be fine Darling *mutters* just don't sit next to me.
Bernard: But aren't you supposed to wait 45 minutes or something?
Bianca: Oh for the sake of all that is holy just knock on the door and see if Orville is there!
Bernard: *a bit surprised at seeing this side of Bianca* Yes.well.um.*knocks* Oh-nobody's-home-let's-go! *big bunch of snow falls on his head* oops
Bianca: Bernard!! This is no time to play in the snow!
Bernard: I wasn't-
Bianca: Oh look Bernard! *Under New Management: See Orville is written on a sign* Let's go Bernard!
Bernard: V-very well. How does next April sound to you?
Bianca: April?!? We must act tonight!
Bernard: Tonight? B-but this is so sudden! Don't you even need a gown or something?
Bianca (what kind of name is that?): Oh no! Only a pair of khaki pants and some hiking boots!
Bernard: Hiking Boots?????
By now they are at the 'UN' building.
Bianca: Delegates, Bernard and I have some very important news (Bernard swells with pride, if it's possible for him to swell any more) Bernard and I.
Are getting married!!! Bernard thought. He could hear her ugly little accent saying this
Bianca: Bernard and I have decided to accept the mission to Australia
Bernard: Australia!?!
Bianca gives Bernard a look that says I don't have time for this and continues
Bianca: We leave immediately!
Bernard has gone into a kind of shock. He keeps murmuring: Australia?!? Australia?!? Australia?!? As though the words confuse him. However he's so stupid that they probably do.
Main Chairmouse Dude: Oh FABULOUS! Nobody else will go but we figured you two would be foolish-I mean brave enough to. Of course the weather is a little nippy but we won't let that stop us will we?
Bianca: of course we won't! Come on Bernard!
As they leave they hear the Chairmouse laughing maniacally.
Bernard (they are now at the 'Airport'): Uh Miss Bianca.I um don't think it's such an, um, good idea to fly this soon after eating.
Bianca: You'll be fine Darling *mutters* just don't sit next to me.
Bernard: But aren't you supposed to wait 45 minutes or something?
Bianca: Oh for the sake of all that is holy just knock on the door and see if Orville is there!
Bernard: *a bit surprised at seeing this side of Bianca* Yes.well.um.*knocks* Oh-nobody's-home-let's-go! *big bunch of snow falls on his head* oops
Bianca: Bernard!! This is no time to play in the snow!
Bernard: I wasn't-
Bianca: Oh look Bernard! *Under New Management: See Orville is written on a sign* Let's go Bernard!
