Mazoku All Day - Chapter 52: On Broadway



Dynast: (inhales the air) Can you smell it?

Phibbi: Yeah, fish, isn't it?

Zellas: D'you think? I rather thought of...well...nothing very agreeable...

Dynast: Oh no! We're on Broadway!

Zellas: Yes, and...?

Dynast: Broadway!! Musicals...Don't you think they could write a Musical about us?

Phibbi: Oh yes..."My unfair Hellmaster" for example.

Zellas: No, wait! What about "Zellas and the amazing never drained bottle of Tequila"...

Dynast: Well, actually I thought about something like "Dynast Grausherra Superstar"...

Phibbi: Oh, a great star you are...No, honestly, who in this bloody world would write a Musical about someone who talks to his chess pieces...

Dynast: Wha...? (reddens) I don't speak with my chess pieces! I'd never do such a ridiculous thing in my whole life! This is just too silly!

Zellas: Dynast, you don't have to lie to us. We know you several centuries now and you can't possibly think that we've never noticed, can you?

Dynast: (reddens even more) I...I...I'm a reasonable person and...

Phibbi: You talk to your chess pieces!!

Dynast: (starts to panic) I DON'T!!!

Zellas: Oh yes? And what about yesterday? Who did you call "my dearest horsy"???

Phibbi: Yes. Didn't the "dearest horsy" have a great chat with the "adorable queen"?

Zellas: Yes, now that you say it I also remember it!

Dynast: This...this is not true! I mean, I...

Child: (comes along) Mummy! Look, a living tomato!

Dynast: *sniff* I...I...You are so unfair! I hate you!

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Ooooh, poor Dynast-sama!! Well, do you think he gets better the more he talks to his pieces??? Thanks for reading and please review! I'd be delighted!

~Virginia