Mazoku All Day - Chapter 54: Mazoku Talk: Chinese cabbage



Dynast: Phibbi! Zellas! Dolphin!

Dolphin: Fishy!

Dynast: Keep quiet please!

Dolphin: (murmurs, apologetic look) Fishy!

Dynast: Thank you. Garv! Let's have a serious discussion!

Phibbi: (murmurs to Zellas) What's the whole fuss about? Didn't we do it last week?

Zellas: (murmurs back) Well, same procedure as last week. Same procedure as every week!!

Dynast: Phibbi and Zellas! Would you know please pay attention! Today's topic is chosen by...Dolphin! Dolphin, you may now tell us what to discuss!

Dolphin: (smiles, seems very excited) Fishy!! Fishy-fish-fish-fishy! Fishy Fishy! Fishy fish-fish Fishy fish!!

Dynast: Erm...I fear I do not fully understand...

Dolphin: (smiles, shows a Chinese cabbage to the other Mazoku lords) FISHY!!

Dynast: Chinese cabbage? That is the topic??

Dolphin: (smiles, nods enthusiastically) FISHY!!!

Dynast: Uh, erm...tough one...Well, who is going to...start?

Zellas: That is absolute nonsense! I'm going to have a drink!

Dynast: No! That would be impolite! Just look at Dolly!

Dolphin: (looks very sad) Fishy...

Zellas: Okay, I think Chinese cabbage is garbage!

Phibbi: You can't cover it with chocolate and eat it without puking!

Dynast: Now that is a very important fact as I think! Chinese cabbage doesn't go together with chocolate! And we should not forget about the great role Chinese cabbage plays nowadays!

Garv: Does it??

Dynast: In our society Chinese cabbage means...erm...yes...it's a sign of the...now I got it...globalisation of our world and therefore it is very important for any kind of human behaviour...Somehow...

Zellas: Oh yes! Hasn't there only lately been released an essay about "Vegetables and Society in the time of the cold war in the region Ghana"?

Phibbi: That's boring! I want to play with my marbles!

Zellas: And I want to get totally pissed!

Garv: And I want to caress green hair...

Phibbi: Green reminds me of Zellas when she got so drunk that she had to puke right in front of my eyes! Now THAT was what I call green!

Garv: Do you want to say that my boy's hair reminds you of vomit?

Phibbi: I suppose you could put it in those words!

Dynast: (tries to cool Garv and Phibbi down) By the way have you noticed the explicit green colour of Chinese cabbage?

Garv: I won't let you talk about my grasshopper like that you naughty brat!

Phibbi: Ah yes, and what are you going to do?? Show me, loser of the century!

Dynast: Erm...and Chinese cabbage is said to be THE vegetable of the coming age as far as I know...

Garv tries to hit Phibbi but he uses a firewall and afterwards some sort of a fire canon so that Garv flies into the sky.

Dolphin: (smiles, throws the Chinese cabbage into the air) Fishy! (wonders that it can't fly) Fishy? (kicks it away in a fury, sees a rabbit and chases it)

Dynast: (tries to hold the group together) Isn't Chinese cabbage just a perfect topic to discuss??

Zellas: (stands up) Yes, wonderful! Now I will go and get myself some drinks!

Two hours later.

Dynast: (still sitting at his place) ...and finally we come to the conclusion that Chinese cabbage is the only way to get the power on earth!

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Bad sign. I really start to be very impolite to Dynast: Well, however! I'm almost proud as this chapter is quite long AND has all the Lords in it! And don't complain you did get a chapter with Xelloss yesterday! Oh, thanks for reading this whatsitcalled and please feel free to review!

~Virginia