Okay this is quite short one for you! What does Ash get up to while Mel and Kurt are getting it on? Well come and see!
Wandering around aimlessly
I had dropped Ev and Jubes back to their bedrooms and Kat and Bobby were skipping so I was all alone, sorry I was drunk and all alone.
I wandered around the ship like a lost soul. I stopped by the arcade and decided a game of air hockey was in order.
2 minutes later
Air hockey was just not as fun when you played it on your own, call me fussy and all that. God these bloody ships were so unstable they move under your feet all the time. I watched as people walked past all evidently fine with the ships movements, it was almost as if it wasn't there.
I began laughing 'Good thing Hank isn't here he'd say it was because I had drunk too much!' I snorted as I laughed and clamped my hand over my nose disgusted by its out burst; surely it could stay out of at least one conversation.
#technically it's not a conversation when you're talking to yourself# Jean said in my head causing me to walk into a wall. 'Bloody perfect in pink bitch' I thought sourly.
'Oh my God I feel sick!!'
I stumbled as fast as I could to the top deck and threw up into the water. Oh well now the dolphins could join in the party and have a little drink I thought as I wiped my mouth on an old tissue that I'd probably already blown my nose on and threw that into the sea too, now they could wipe their mouths when they got sick too!
I looked over the side and wondered if now was a good time for a swim. I decided not.
I spun around as I felt hot breath on my neck that made the little hairs stand up.
"You alright darlin'?"
"What's it to you Cap'?" I asked saluting
He raised an eyebrow; 'oh god!' I remembered I was by water and looked around worriedly.
"You haven't seen any sea lions with clubs have you?"
Now both eyebrows were raised "No"
"Phew!"
"Gotta go!" I said trying to run but he gripped my upper arms and pulled me back
"What is yer problem with me kid?" He asked
"Nothing you fuzz ball!"
"There's got to be something you're always calling me names and poking fun"
"Awww! Mummy's boy upset by a little girls comments!" I said in a baby voice
Snickt
I ripped from his grip and ran away laughing, hell just call me Daredevil! I hid behind a stack of sun beds and congratulated myself on my ingenuity; he'd never find me here.
I heard a growl.
"Shush I'm hiding!" I told the shadow behind me before gulping "I give up!" I screamed holding my hands above my head where he could see them
'Nice going Daredevil!' My brain taunted me
I scowled "Shut up brain!" Oopsie did I say that out loud.
"I think you should let me go!" I said quickly
"Whys that?" The man was short, but hell he was still taller then vertically challenged me
"Because I'm in a highly emotional state due to the sea lions and be sides you'd enjoy hurting me way to much!"
"That's where yer wrong Sparky I ain't gonna enjoy hurtin' you at all!"
"Good so I can go then!" I said perking up
"Yep! Scoot!"
"Yay! To the bar and away!" I yelled before running off arm outstretched like Superman. God did I blush at that in the morning!!
Back in the bar 10 minutes later
I sat in a state of shock, I couldn't believe my eyes and if Bobby and Kat weren't playing thumb war I would have thought I was in another weird realm. I looked back at the cause of my shock: Hank was singing Barry White, however it wasn't this that particularly shocked and disturbed me it was the fact that he had convinced a drunken (and depressed) Remy and Wolverine (who was sober?!) to do backing! Now I had seen everything!! And the even more worrying thing was they sounded good, who'd have thought we had such talent sat right under our nose?!
An hour later
"Show me the way to go home,
I'm tired and I want to go to bed,
I had a little drink about an hour ago and I think it's gone to my head!"
I sang staggering up and down the hallways, lost. I peered through each port hole I approached, repeating the song all the while. I banged on every door I approached and I knew I had strayed to far when the angry inhabitants stopped yelling at me. I approached what my drunken sore little head comprehended to be the lower regions of the ship. I staggered along the halls knocking over a trolley piled with trays.
"Shush!" I over elaborately instructed the trays
I continued my merry little path until I came to a portal that was steamed up, I looked at it puzzled. 'Unusual' I thought the rest of the rooms were unoccupied.
I jumped backwards as a hand slapped against the window and slid down. Hang on I'd seen this scene somewhere before…and that wrinkled prune like hand. I kicked my drunken brain into thinking…okay the whole steamy window thing was from the 'Titanic' film but that hand certainly wasn't… that hand it was….PROFESSOR XAVIERS. I ran, ditty forgotten, trying not to throw up at what I had just seen 'Gross gross!!"
I ran and ran and ran…until I bumped into something hard.
"Damn you!" I cursed shaking my fist at the sky
"We really should stop meeting like this!" I heard a familiar and in my drunken state it had to be said….sexy growl.
"Back there….horrible…monster!" I panted
"Hold on hold on Sparky breath, and slow tell me!"
"Can't… must… escape…horror!" I panted looking around, then shaking my head trying to diffuse the disturbing images.
After a few minutes I told him and watched as he walked off in the manner of the shocked people you see trundling around field's aimlessly after being involved in train crashes.
That night I had nightmares, scary nightmares about naked wrinkly flesh!!
'God! All I ever wanted was a good old cheese dream and you inflicted such pain on me!!' Shakes fist at sky
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