Yay! Congrats to Torasuki for guessing Metallica about the song-title thing! I didn't know if anyone even listens to them anymore. Um, you can have my new muse, SSJ3 Gotenks puppet I made myself *hands Torasuki a sock with 3 yellow strings taped on*. If you couldn't tell, my artistic abilities are lacking ^^;. I bumped up the rating, due to the potty mouths of these characters, but it really isn't even that bad. Also, the chapter is pretty long (woo-hoo!), so ... um ... yay.
I don't even own the clothes on my back, so how could I own DBZ/GT? Some government conspiracy? Who told you?!
Hoshi no Chibi
Hehe. Chaos.
"Okay, Tsuki. Let's go get Mr. Briefs," Bra said, pumping a fist into her other hand. The two "supervillans" had just finished planning out what they would do to Trunks once they found him.
"Um...Br- Hoshi, there's a problem," Goten/Tsuki said, sensing for Trunks' ki.
"WHAT DO YOU MEAN THERE'S A PROBLEM?! ALL WE'RE DOING IS POUNDING MY BROTHER INTO THE GROUND! HOW IS THERE A PROBLEM!" Bra/Hoshi screeched, hurting the older man's sensitive Saiyan ears. I guess the two didn't do all that much planning...
"There's two Trunkses," Goten replied matter-of-factly, "At least that's what it feels like. One of them is pretty close to Pan though-"
"SO LET'S GET THAT ONE!" Bra yelled. Goten sighed, wondering what possessed him into helping Bra, and flew off towards Chibi Trunks while holding Bra.
The other ki signature that feels like Trunks' is heading towards Pan, so either way we'll meet up with the right one. I just wonder why there are two of Trunks...I also hope Vegeta doesn't catch me carrying his "Princess". If he does, I won't even be able to hurt Trunks for going out with my niece.
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Videl turned towards Gohan, and gave him a glare that told the teen she meant business. Then, she turned back towards Pan, gritting her teeth, asked, "How exactly can you fly?"
"You manipulate your ki and make it push yourself up," Pan replied, as if it were the simplest concept in the entire universe. She then asked innocently, "Hasn't Daddy taught you to manipulate your ki yet?"
Gohan, still a little unused to the fact he was a father, promptly blushed, while Videl looked confused, wondering where her father was. Luckily for Gohan, Mr. Popo decided to come over to the group of people at that moment, forgetting the little girl's comment.
"Are you Mr. Popo?" Videl asked, looking at the black man. When Gohan said Mr. Popo was black, she had assumed that he was African-American, not really black.
"Err...yeah. Mr. Popo, this is Satan Videl. Videl, this is Mr. Popo," Gohan introduced, hoping against hope that Videl wouldn't ask who Pan's father was. He then blushed again at the thought of being a father.
Trunks' lip quivered a little, then he burst out laughing, rolling on the floor. Still red, Gohan glared at him, willing the son of Vegeta to just shut up, and Goten looked confused.
"Hello Miss Satan," Mr. Popo said politely, extending his hand, "It's nice to meet you. I'm glad Gohan's making friends his own age."
"It's nice to meet you too," Videl replied, shaking the man's hand. She took a good look at the man's outfit, and tried not to make a comment about his clothes. After all, Mr. Popo was dressed in a genie's outfit.
"Ha...ha..." Trunks said, wiping the tears that had formed away from his eyes. Then, standing up and trying not to laugh, he asked, "Your father is Satan Hercule?"
"Yeah. What's so funny?" Videl said, eyes narrowing on the lavender boy.
Goten, finally remembering who Mr. Satan was, said," Oh! You daddy's the one who took credit from-"
"Not now Goten," Gohan whispered harshly, slapping a hand over his younger brother's mouth.
"Did Gohan bring you here to teach you to fly?" Mr. Popo asked, trying to break the tension that was now thick in the air. Unfortunately, he didn't help.
"Now he did," Videl stated, re-directing her glare towards Gohan.
Pan normally wasn't one to get jealous easily. However, it was HER who offered to teach her mom to fly, not her Daddy, so, before Gohan could say something stupid, she said, "Actually, I said I would teach you to fly, since I was giving you problems yesterday, not Daddy."
Videl's eyes widened at Pan's comment. Gohan was a FATHER?! Innocent, nerdy, Mama's-boy GOHAN! Videl was not only shocked, but also a little hurt that Gohan had "relations" with someone other than herself. Only a little. Growling, Videl stomped right over towards the yet-again red boy, and screamed, "YOU'RE A FATHER?! WHY THE HELL DIDN'T YOU TELL ME?! WHAT GAVE YOU THE RIGHT..."
Pan bit down on her lower lip, trying to hold back tears that were threatening to fall. She only wanted to help her Daddy get with Mom, but all she ended up doing was screwing everything up. Even her Sensei didn't want to be around her...
"...I DON'T EVER WANT TO TALK TO YOU AGAIN, SON GOHAN!" Videl exclaimed, concluding her "little" rant, and threw out the capsule that held her copter. In all her rage, she completely forgot all the new information she received on Gohan, and jumped into her vehicle, hoping to get as far away as possible from the lookout.
Mr. Popo sighed, sorry for Gohan, but went back towards the kitchen. In all the commotion, none of them noticed the number of warriors making their way to Kami's Lookout.
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Bardock stopped mid-air, trying to figure out if he was heading in the right direction towards the Capsule Corp. that the Son boy talked about. He landed in three different cities, each home to stupid women who thought they had the right to whack him however they deemed fit. Purses, canes, sticks, household items (*coughpancough*), you name it. Deciding that women were stupid and useless, he asked a man where West Capital City was, and the man was so scared that he peed his pants and ran off screaming for his mommy. That was practically the only reaction he got from the men he asked, except for one. One of them actually had the gall to punch him, but all he got was a broken hand. He then did the same as the rest of the people did- ran off screaming.
I don't see how Kakkarot or Vegeta can live with all the pesky humans. If they are actually able to exist here, than they must be VERY powerful.
He then continued in one direction until he found a very tall pole standing sky ward in the middle of nowhere. Hoping that its inhabitants were a little more stable than those he had been exposed to, he flew slowly upwards, not being able to clearly see the top.
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Bra and Goten, or Hoshi and Tsuki as the girl deemed them, spotted Kami's Lookout in the distance.
"Oh, so Trunks and Pan figure they can make-out up here without anyone noticing, do they? I CAN'T BELIEVE PAN WOULD RATHER PLAY TONSIL HOCKEY WITH MY JERK BROTHER THAN GO SHOPPING WITH ME!" Bra whined, furious.
Goten growled softly, silently agreeing with Bra. Ever since those two decided to become more than friends, Trunks had just about forgotten his best buddy. Hell, since the grand tour, Trunks had decided that sparring with Pan was more important than helping him get over Paris. Goten growled a little more loudly this time, tightening his hold on Bra. Stupid Paris...
"So how you gonna kill my brother. Quick and easy, or slow and painful?" Bra grinned, happy to see that Goten was finally deciding to help her get revenge on Trunks. Goten was the first to know about Pan and Trunks' relationship, and had agreed not to tell anybody. But Goten wasn't happy with it, so he told someone he figured would understand how he felt 3 weeks after he found out- Bra. But Bra was beyond unhappy with it, she was livid, and decided to get revenge on Trunks. Pan was just a little girl, in her uncle's eyes, and wasn't at fault as much as Trunks was. After all, it is always the man's fault, as Hoshi/Bra had put it.
Goten grinned, then said," How about both. There are always the Namek Dragonballs."
Patting her partner-in-crime, Bra replied, "That sounds good."
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Krillin looked upward at the sky, wondering why all the Saiyans were heading towards Kami's Lookout. He then turned his attention back to his wife, but just a little to late, as a kick came flying at his head to quickly for him to block, causing him to eat sand on the beach. #18 stared at him from the sky as Marron ran towards her father.
"Daddy, are you alright?"
Krillin picked his head from the sand on the small island, and replied, "Yeah. I just wasn't paying attention."
"When you're fighting you should always pay attention," the blonde scolded, landing on the island. Then, patting Marron on the head, said, "If you don't, you'll find yourself on the ground with a bad headache as your father has."
#18 picked up Marron and headed back into the small house, hoping that the perverted Master Roshi wasn't watching something ecchi.
The formerly bald man stood up and dusted the sand off of himself. He looked up at the sky in the lookout's direction, then shook his head and headed on inside.
If something was up then I'd check it out. I'll probably need to explain to Juu-chan why I wasn't paying attention, though.
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Trunks tried helplessly not to laugh at what Gohan had gotten himself into. After the little incident in the Toy Room, Trunks had been silently praying for revenge against the teen, and now his prayers were being answered. While Goten wasn't to thrilled at getting in trouble, he didn't want his Brother to lose a friend. The young Saiyan wasn't happy with Videl's father for taking credit for what Gohan did, but she seemed nice, and his own new friend and crime-fighting partner, Pan, looked upset that the two were fighting. So when Videl was about to take off, Goten grabbed onto the copter and held her there.
"Miss Videl, I don't know why you're mad at my brother, but whatever he did I'm sure he didn't mean it," Goten pleaded, his eyes getting big and watery, "I'm best friends with Trunks, and when we get mad at each other, we normally start sparring and eventually we forget why we were angry at each other. I don't know if you would wanna fight my Brother, 'cuz he's super strong, but my Mommy says that you're supposed to talk or 'think about what you've done' or something." Goten blinked cutely, then giving his Son Grin, continued, "I don't know how talking helps, really. But Mommy says it does."
Videl sat there, taking in what Goten had said to her. The young boy was so young and innocent- he didn't even know why she was mad- yet he didn't want his brother to lose a friend. She stepped out of her copter, which was now back on the floor of the lookout, and walked over towards Gohan. He was still a little red, and looked a little sad. It almost made her not want to chew him out. She stared at him for a little bit, deciding what to do.
"...when we get mad at each other, we normally start sparring..."
Videl grinned, then punched Gohan as hard as she could in his stomach. Gohan doubled over, not expecting her to hit him, trying to catch his breath. Videl cursed softly under her breath, trying not to show how much her fist hurt.
Pan, who wasn't as emotional as she was before, walked over to the two. Taking it upon herself to help mend the friendship she almost broke, said, "Actually, Mo- Miss Videl, I'm not really his daughter," catching herself before she really messed up this timeline, "I'm from an alternate future where evil androids went around destroying everything. The Gohan from that timeline is my Daddy, except that he's dead."
Videl looked at Pan like she was crazy, and was about to ask Gohan what he was trying to pull when she saw how serious Pan looked. Before Videl could ask what the young girl was talking about, two people flew up to the lookout- rather, a man flew up holding a teenage girl.
Goten and Trunks, being the troublemakers they are, decided to see if Videl had any candy or food in her copter. Trunks snickered at the "MR. SATAN" in huge letters on the side, but ignored it for the time being.
"TRUNKS VEGETA BREIFS, YOU BETTER GET YOU ASS OVER HERE RIGHT NOW!" Hoshi screamed, her voice hitting pitches far too high for a demi's sensitive ears.
"Trunks, what did you do?" Goten whispered to his friend as the two crouched down, trying to hide.
"I dunno," Trunks muttered, trying to remember if he had done something wrong.
"Who are they? Friends?" Videl asked Gohan, looking at the two strangers. The blue haired girl looked as if she was about to explode, and the man looked a little confused. Gohan shrugged, but stopped, eyes widening.
That guy's power...is far too strong for a normal humans...
Bra/Hoshi whipped her head around and glared right at Gohan. She then stomped her way over to the teen and, grabbing him by the front of his shirt, yelled, "WHERE THE HELL IS TRUNKS?!"
"I- I don't know. Who are you?" Gohan squeaked, trying not to get slapped, beaten, etc.
"I am Hoshi, obviously," she replied casually.
Pan, furious with the way that Hoshi was talking about her sensei, said defiantly, "Why do you want to know where Sensei is?"
Goten/Tsuki was currently walking around the lookout, eyes closed, sensing for Trunks. Younger Goten and Trunks were long gone from the copter, and trying to keep their ki's down so that the man wouldn't be able to find them.
Hoshi looked down at the girl who had spoken, and gasped, recognizing the orange bandana. "OH MY DENDE, PANNY! WHO DID THIS TO YOU! Oh wait, let me guess, TRUNKS DID, DIDN'T HE! AND WHY THE HELL ARE YOU CALLING HIM SENSEI?! DOES HE GET SOME PERVERTED PLEASURE FROM YOU CALLING HIM THAT?!"
Gohan and Videl stared wide-eyed at what was taking place.
Pan growled, and then barked back, "I CALL HIM SENSEI BECAUSE HE TRAINED ME! HE DIDN'T DO ANYTHING TO ME! AND WHY ARE YOU CALLING ME PANNY?! WHO ARE YOU?!"
"Don't you recognize me. I mean, you have been spending a lot of time with my stupid, pansy brother, but that doesn't mean you shouldn't recognize me. And why are you younger? Did that blue dude shrink you, too?" Bra asked, her voice returning to a normal volume.
"Sensei has a sister?" Pan asked, blinking.
Videl turned towards Gohan, her expression demanding an answer for what was going on. Gohan just shrugged, not able to supply her with one.
"Would you stop calling Trunks sensei. It's disgusting. I mean, first you start dating him-"
"Hold on," Gohan said, interrupting Bra, "What are you talking about? Who is Pan dating?"
Pan blushed, then yelled, "I'm not dating anyone, especially not Sensei! He's 14 years older than me!"
Tsuki, upset with not being able to completely lock onto Trunks' ki, walked over to Hoshi dejectedly, and said, "I can't find Trunks. It's confusing, with there being two of his ki."
Bra growled and said, "Well, it doesn't matter anyway. Pan said she isn't even dating Trunks in the first place!"
Goten/Tsuki blinked, staring at her confused, "But I caught them making out in his office. He confessed the whole thing as long as I wouldn't tell Gohan or-"
"Tell me what?" Gohan asked, earning strange looks from Tsuki and Hoshi. A shocked looked appeared on the man's face.
"Gohan? Oh Dende, it is you," Goten/Tsuki said, staring at him wide-eyed.
"Son Gohan, I want some answers!" Videl screamed into his ear, "Who are these people and why can they FLY?!"
"Videl, listen," Gohan pleaded, "I'll explain the flying thing to you later. As for who they are, I have no idea."
Goten and Trunks were behind some pink flamingos Mr. Popo took upon himself to buy, trying to hide from what they deemed "The Psychotic Bulma Look-Alike" and scared to death. Trunks was still trying to understand why Hoshi was after him, and Goten was looking at the man with Hoshi funny.
"Hey Trunks," Goten whispered.
"Not now," Trunks whispered back quickly, "I don't want the PBLA to find me."
"But-"
"Shhhh!"
Of course this was all to easy for young Gohan, as someone above Dende had decided, as Bardock flew up and onto the lookout, earning gasps from Hoshi and Tsuki. Although the man was Videl's new PE teacher, she was too shocked and confused as it was to gasp at Bardock.
"GOKU/DAD!" Bra and Tsuki/Goten yelled, running towards Bardock, thinking that it was the man who had disappeared much to the discomfort of all his friends and family.
"What are you talking about. My name is Bardock, and I am currently looking for West Capital City," he stated, causing the two to stop in their tracks.
"Mr. Bardock?" Videl asked, walking slowly up to him, "Why are you here?"
"I just said why I was here. I need to speak with Vegeta-sama," Bardock replied gruffly.
Trunks turned to Goten, seeing how much the new guy looked like him.
"Hey Trunks?" Chibi Goten asked, "Why is that guy giving your father respect?"
"My father is the Prince of all the Saiyans," Trunks replied proudly and loudly, getting to his feet and giving his cover away.
Bra and Tsuki/Goten turned and found a lavender-haired child stating something only Trunks would say to boost his ego. Fuming, Bra ran over to the boy, picked him up by his hair, and screamed right into his ear, "WHY THE HELL ARE YOU DATING PAN?!"
Tsuki looked at the mini-Trunks, then at the younger versions of his brother, niece and sister-in-law. Realization dawned on the demi Saiyan, and he shouted, "Stop it Bra! We're in the past!"
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Monster of a chapter, ne? I was at my papa's last weekend, so I couldn't upload it. The Vegeta-sama thing is pretty much what someone calls someone else when they deeply respect the person. Are you confused yet? And Chi-Chi, Bulma, Mirai Trunks, and Vegeta are on their way towards the lookout, too. Hehe, things are starting to get interesting.
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