Mazoku All Day - Chapter 59: Riviera Romagnola Part II



Zellas: Whoa, just look at all these bars! I don't get it! This must be heaven!!!

Zellas receives a horrible look from the other Mazoku.

Zellas: Erm...hell. That's what I wanted to say. It must be hell! Well then, guys! See you later! I have some business to do!

Zellas disappears. After a while you can hear humans screaming then you hear somebody shout, "Oh, look what you've done! Just look at the mess! All the good tequila has gone!".

Others: ...

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Dynast: Here it is! R-A-D-I-O-S-A! Our hotel! Garv!

SILENCE

Dynast: Gaharv!

SILENCE

Dynast: GARV!!!! Where the hell...

Garv: (almost breaking under the weight of the luggage) Ouf! Yeah...Is it...here? I can't do even one more step! That's so heavy!!

You can see Phibbi sitting grinning on the top of the luggage.

Dynast: (sighs) Oh dear, now go and get the luggage into our rooms!

Garv: Okay... (carries the luggage into the rooms) Phibbi?

Phibbi: It's not Phibbi but Great Hellmaster Phibrizzo for you and yes, what do you want?

Garv: What have you put into your suitcases? They weigh tons!

Phibbi: (grins evilly) Oh, this and that... (opens one of his suitcases, takes granite stones out of it) Just my small collection of the world's heaviest granite stones.

Garv: (his left eye-brow is twitching) Collection...of...the world's heaviest...granite stones?????

Phibbi: You can't possibly think that I could live even one day without them, can you?

Garv: You naughty brat! If I get my hands on you...

Phibbi: (smiles) That's an "if" with a capital "I"!!!!

Garv starts to run after Phibbi and tries to cut him in half with his sword.

Host father: Gentlemen, gentlemen! Behave! We're not in the kindergarten!

Phibbi+Garv: Shut up, you bloody mortal! This is nothing of your concern!

Host father: ...Right you are! Enjoy your stay!

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Dynast: (comes into Dolphin's room, sniffs) Ugh! What's that? It's horrible!

Dolphin: Fishy? Is good Fishy! Fishy Fishy! (points at her suitcase)

Dynast: Hmm... (goes to the suitcase, sniffs) Yes, it comes from the suitcase...(opens it) Ooooh... I...feel...sick...(runs into the bathroom)

Dolphin: Fishy? (looks into her suitcase and sees that all of her dead almost rotten fish is still there, can't understand what the fuss is about, shrugs) Fishy!

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Phibbi: Now...What did you bring here, Garv?

Garv: I didn't bring my collection of granite stones, that's certain!

Phibbi: What then? Come on and show me.

Garv: Okay...(opens suitcase, takes out a collection of evening dresses and lots of jewellery) Wonderful, isn't it? And there is still more to come!! (takes out a collection of lipsticks and eyeliners) And...tadaaa...(shows his collection of perfumes to Phibbi) Great. Just great! I couldn't live without my little accessories!

Phibbi: (sweatdrop) Well...erm...wish you a good night, I suppose...(runs out of the room as fast as possible)

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Phibbi: Please! Let us open it! I just have to know what is inside!

Dynast: NO! I already told you that she is not there!

Phibbi: Ah, come on! I know you're just as curious as I am!

Dynast: Well...okay...let's do it! (opens Zellas' suitcase) o.O

Phibbi: What is it? Come on, tell me!!!!

Dynast: Well...it is just...(takes out bottles of tequila, gin, rum, whiskey)

Phibbi: (seems to be disappointed) Oh, well, I should have known!

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As our Mazoku arrived in the night this is their first day in Rimini! I hope they have a lovely holiday! ;-) And as always: Thanks for reading and please do me the favour to review!

~Virginia