Another short one this time Wolverines POV! Hope you enjoy!
I lay down on my bed trying to fight back the images that Ashley had instilled into my already troubled mind, who'd of thought that Chuck had it in him?
After an hour or so I eventually began to drift to sleep, just as the bedroom door got flung open by a certain Popsicle.
"HELP!" The troubled kid yelled at me
I bolted up from my bed "What's going on?" I asked trying to pull some jeans on (I always slept in the buff and saw no reason to change my habits just because I was sharing a room with an idiot child).
"Has Chuck had a heart attack?" I said following the panic stricken one
"No, why?" The kid asked quest temporarily forgotten
"Doesn't matter, so what's the problem?"
"It's Kat!"
I sighed, trouble followed that one everywhere.
Bobby continued however, "She's got stuck on the front of the boat and can't move!"
"Ship, Bobby, Ship!" I corrected. Christ I had to be tired, I was turning into Jeannie.
I followed him and looked at the panic stricken pale faced mutant.
"Okay, kid get over here an' stop prattin' about!" I growled menacingly
The kid just gulped and began to twitch.
Snickt "You coming?" I glowered
The kid looked terrified and looked longingly at the water as if it was suddenly a welcome option on how to die, as opposed to facing me that is.
Okay different tactics were needed here. I thought for a moment (a laborious task I know-God now I was acting like Hank!?), before hitting upon my plan.
"Bobby you get a fishing rod I'll get some bait!" I ordered
"Goody! Fishing!" The kid said scuttling off.
5 minutes later
Kat was now half way over the railing's, and so halfway back to safety. It turns out that my plan to ploy her back on board by enticing her with a muffin on the end of a fishing rod was one of sheer genius-even if I do say so myself!
Splat
The kid fell off of the railings and landed on the relative safety of the deck.
"Mission accomplished!" Bobby said before shrieking and running towards his 'friend' who was now happily eating the muffin, trauma forgotten.
"Oh no" Bobby said as blood poured from his friends mouth
Damn I knew I was meant to take that hook out of the muffin!!
An hour later
I was now making another attempt to sleep, this time however my room mate was keeping me awake as he jumped from his cot to my bed while making plane sounds and announcing every so often:
"I'm Captain America, Good work soldier!" and giving me the thumbs up.
"Don't you ever sleep Drake?" I asked vaguely amused
"No, only every 3 days and I slept last night so…" with that he resumed his leaping
Crash
"You didn't like that vase right?" Came a Captain America voice
"GGGRRRR! Sleep!! NOW!!!" I said pointing to his bed
Bobby hung his head and climbed into his bed.
10 minutes later
"Psst! Are you asleep?" I ignored him
Bobby got out of his bed and crept up to me and yelled "Are you asleep?!"
"Jesus! What's with all the yelling?" I asked angrily fighting to control my temper
"Well I just thought given your age you might be hard of hearing!"
Snickt
"I'll go back to bed shall I?"
"I would bub! I would!"
Even later…
"I would put that razor down if ya know what's god for yer bub!" I growled at the menace who was now approaching me wielding a razor
"I just wanted to see what you looked like bald!" The kid said innocently hiding the razor behind his back
"Give it to me!" I held out a hand.
Bobby approached regretfully and handed the razor to me "Awww man you're no fun!!"
Who'd think that this kid was really 17?
"Well if I bother you so much why don't you go visit Hank?" I suggested thoughtfully
"Oh goodie Hanky?" The boy shrieked diving for the door.
Half an hour later
"Hank wasn't in!" The kid announced sadly
"How d'ya know?"
"The voice on the other side of the door told me just before it locked it!"
"What did the voice sound like?"
"Funny you should ask, it reminded me of kinda of cross between Hank and Barry White!"
Hank was still pretending to be Barry White then! God this kid was almost as thick as Kat!
'Bloody scissors being smashed by friggin' rock!' I cursed for not the first time that night!
"I've got chills their multiplying,
And I'm losing control,
Coz the power you're supplying,
It's electrifying!"
I put the pillow over my head and groaned.
Will Drake survive the rest of the trip? Tune into the next chapter to find out (which will come soon if you nice people review!)
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