Woo-hoo! We hit over 100 reviews! Congrats to Evil Shadow for being the 100th reviewer. Um... I don't really have anything, unless you want this thing *pulls out broken watch*. I really need to go shopping, but I still haven't gotten my car back yet ^^;. And FF.net has decided to start screwing up on all of us now, so it's not fun uploading this. But I'm gonna torture Mr. Satan this chapter, hehe...so beware! Much Mr. Satan, or Hercule as FUNi people call him, bashing!
I don't own squat. Everything's been taken from me *sniffs*.
Hoshi no Chibi
I'm confused...
"How much longer is this gonna take?!" Mr. Satan demanded, sitting in his luxurious, maroon chair. He was currently flying towards Merino City in his private jet, but the trip was taking a lot longer than the "hero" wanted. Agitated and impatient, he had decided to shout and yell at everything in site, including his dinner, which he was directing his attention towards (^^;).
After another five minutes of yelling at the rice in front of him, it finally hit him that it wasn't going to reply. Acting like an oversized baby, he threw the food to the ground and stomped over to the first man that walked into the room and shouted, "Are we there yet?!"
The male flight attendant sweatdropped, but then remembered the millions of zeni he was being paid, and replied, "The captain will let you know when we are about to touch down."
As if magic, the intercom came on and a female voice spoke.
"Please buckle up to prepare for a safe landing. The current time in Merino City is 6:03PM with the temperatures around 74ºF. The skies are partly clouded, with rather harsh winds, so the landing may be a little rough."
Mr. Satan, not knowing whether the temperature was hot or cold, was about to demand a better temperature reading when the voice came back on.
"*sigh* That means that the air isn't too hot or too cold, just right. There may be a little turbulence in the landing, so please buckle up."
Satisfied with the new explanation, he sat down, making no move to fasten his seat belt even with the warning. Because, after all, this is the great Satan Hercule, the man who saved us all from the evil alien know as Cell! *cough*
As the pilot warned, the landing was rough, due to some extreme winds that were present, throwing the champ from his "royal throne". Not wanting for his fans to think of him as weak, he held back his screams of being afraid of flying as they went down. After finally touching down on the floor, he sighed, glad that nightmare was over.
Mr. Satan stood up, and gave that roar/laugh thing he yells as he exited the plane. Though it was pointless, seeing as there were no reporters, no photographers, no fans, no…nothing.
"Where are all my fans?!" Hercule demanded, yelling at the only man walking up towards him- and he didn't even look like he worshiped the ground Mr. Satan stood on, angering him.
"Mr. Satan," the business suit man said very calmly and slowly, "This is a delicate situation. We have rioters who have footage of the golden-haired boy defeating Cell. We can't let this get out to the masses, or there would be chaos. Now if you'll come this way, I'll fill you in on what exactly is going on."
Satan Hercule grunted, still pissed that he wasn't being treated like a king, but complied nonetheless, hoping that his "pristine" reputation wouldn't be tarnished by the stupid common folk of Merino City.
-.-.-
"What are you talking about, Go- I mean, Tsuki?" Hoshi/Bra asked, dropping her chibi brother. Trunks took that as his cue to run away, and that's exactly what he did- he ran right behind the oldest man in the room, hoping Bardock would give him some cover.
"SON GOHAN!" Videl screeched, piercing all the Saiyans' ears once again, "TELL ME RIGHT NOW WHAT IS GOING ON!"
Bra's eyes widened, and then said, "Oh Dende, you are right!" She then ran over to Gohan, who was about to be smacked down by Videl, and pinched him on the cheek.
"Gohan is so cute as a teenager," Bra cooed, making his face flare up again.
"Bra, cut it out," Tsuki/Goten whined, pulling her off of Gohan, "He's my older brother, for crying out loud. What do you find so cute in a scholar?"
"Are you out of your mind?" Videl asked Tsuki, looking at him like a moron. Then, pointing to the newest addition to the lookout, added, "Goten's over there behind the pink flamingos."
Bra and Tsuki turned, and sure enough, Chibi Trunks and Goten were trying to blend in with the pink, plastic lawn ornaments. They cringed as Bra shrieked and ran over to them. Before either could react, she scooped Goten off of the ground and gave him a giant bear hug. "You are so CUTE!"
"Son, I'd like an explanation," Bardock stated, directing his comment towards Gohan. He think paused for a moment, and added, "I'd also like directions towards Capsule Corporation."
After receiving a heated glare from both Bardock and Videl, Gohan replied, "Um...I'm a little confused myself, but from what I've gathered, the blue haired girl is either Bra or Hoshi and the man standing over by them is Tsuki. However, they come from what I think is our real future timeline, and that Tsuki may possibly be Goten's future self. And this is Pan," he picked her up and placed her on his shoulders in a very fatherly fashion, "She comes from a different future timeline, which we have called the Mirai Timeline. It isn't really our future anymore, as the androids that terrorized her home don't exist here anymore."
After receiving blank stares from the both of them, Gohan sighed. "There were two possible futures from here, one called Mirai Universe, and the other we haven't named, as we haven't gotten a chance to deal with them before. And, Mr. Bardock, I don't think that you are from this timeline, either, because-"
"WHERE IS MY BABY?!"
Gohan got a deer caught in the headlights look, and stood frozen as four new people landed on the lookout. Pan, happy to see her grandmother again, ran towards her.
"And who are they?" Videl asked, the whole situation beyond confusing for her. Hell, if she had known this was going to happen, she may not have even come. The key word "may". "And what is that...gold cloud?"
"The cloud is the Kinto'un. People pure of heart can ride on it," Gohan replied, and Videl just shook her head, not knowing how much weirder he was going to get. Book-nerd just didn't suit Gohan very well anymore. "And the woman riding it is my mother, Chi-Chi. The lavender-haired guy is Mirai Trunks- he's from the Mirai Universe, not our Real Future, or RF, Universe. That man is…well… he's pretty grumpy most of the time, so you should just avoid him, and the woman he's carrying is Briefs Bulma."
Videl rolled her eyes, and muttered sarcastically, "Next you'll tell me you beat my father in a sparring match."
Gohan chuckled nervously, sweatdropping. Chi-Chi gripped her Mirai granddaughter in a tight hug, and Tsuki and Bra got a good look at the newcomers. Bra brought a hand up to her mouth, dropping the chibi Goten, who scampered away from the psycho Bulma look-alike, and saw her parents much younger looking than they were in her time, and was about to say something about it when she saw a grown up Trunks. Mistaking it for her time's Trunks, she stormed over to him.
"WHERE THE HELL DO YOU GET IT THAT YOU CAN GO AND DATE LITTLE PAN-CHAN?!" she yelled, grabbing Mirai Trunks by his collar and pulling him down to where they were eye level.
Chibi Goten and Trunks sighed in relief, glad that she wasn't going after them. Tsuki/Goten looked a little confused, and walked up to Bra, tapping her lightly on the shoulder. Or as lightly as a demi Saiyan can. Bra whipped her head around, glaring at him.
"I don't think this is our Trunks, either, Bra," Goten stated, trying to calm the girl down. But any child of Bulma and Vegeta's is bound to be stubborn, and so she ignored him and settled on choking Mirai Trunks.
"Hey, let Sensei go!" Pan yelled at Bra, tugging at her arm, "He didn't do anything! I already told you, me and Sensei aren't like that!"
"You mean that he's from the past, too?" Bra asked, letting her death grip on Trunks' throat go. He slipped to the floor, nursing the injury to his neck.
"No. We're from the alternate future, or whatever. This Trunks is the one who killed Frieza and King Cold and died fighting Cell," Pan said, remembering one of the adventures her Sensei liked to gloat about.
"Hold on," Vegeta said, cutting into their conversation, "What is going on?"
Chi-Chi, after letting go of Pan, looked around for her sons. Nothing could have prepared her for the shock she received after seeing Bardock.
"GOKU!"
She ran over to him, and instead of doing what a normal wife would after seeing her husband for the first time in years, she bonked him over the head with her Heavy Duty Frying Pan. Hard.
"HOW DARE YOU LEAVE ME FOR YEARS AND YEARS RAISING TWO SONS ON MY OWN!"
*Bonk!*
"DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW HARD IT WAS?!"
*Bonk!*
"I WORKED MY HANDS TO THE BONE TAKING CARE OF THEM! AND YOU WERE PROBABLY OFF FIGHTING OR DOING SOMETHING AS STUPID AS THAT, NOT WORRYING ABOUT ANY OF US!"
*Bonk!*
"Woman, if you hit me with one more object, I swear to whatever Deity that rules over this planet that I will NOT tolerate it any longer!" Bardock yelled, frightening Chi-Chi. Never in all her years had Goku raised his voice to her, which meant...
"HOW DARE YOU IMPERSONATE MY HUSBAND! WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE?!"
*Bonk!*
-.-.-
"Those two are from your future," Pan told Vegeta and Bulma, pointing to Bra/Hoshi and Goten/Tsuki, "The girl is Hoshi, and the guy is Tsuki."
"What kind of name is Tsuki?" Bulma questioned, "Isn't it a little...feminine?"
Tsuki blushed, and replied, "That's just what Bra-"
"Hoshi," Bra corrected.
"I mean Hoshi has been calling me."
"Why are you here?" Vegeta asked gruffly.
"I'm not sure how we got here," Goten replied, scratching his head and giving the Son Grin.
"But we were about to hunt down and kill Trunks repeatedly before we were transported here," Bra added.
"Are you my child?" Bulma questioned, seeing how much alike her and the young teen were.
Goten smiled brightly and answered, "Yup. Her real name is Bra. It doesn't really matter if you call her Hoshi or not, I don't even know why we had the aliases..."
"IT DOES MATTER!" Bra yelled at him. Then turning back to her parents, she said, "And I'm pretty sure you can guess who Tsuki is..."
"It's me, isn't it?" Goten chirped brightly as him and Chibi Trunks walked over to them. "See Trunks, I told you he was me. You may have a Mirai you, but now I got a Mirai me!"
"So?" Chibi Trunks muttered, then pointing at Mirai Trunks, he challenged, "Mirai me is so much cooler than you anyway."
"Nu-uh!" Goten called back, "Mirai me is!"
"Well, I got two Mirai me's, and you only got one," Trunks stated, sticking his tongue out at him.
"But the Mirai me is trying to kill one of the Mirai you's!"
"Mirai you couldn't possibly kill Mirai me! Mirai me is SO much stronger than you, Goten!"
-.-.-
"Mom!" Gohan called out to her, giving his cover away. It wasn't much anyway, seeing as Videl was much smaller than him. She turned, and stopped smashing her pan into Bardock. He took this as his chance to hide behind the Son kid.
Stupid human females and their stupid weapons...
Videl, still confused, turned towards Chi-Chi and asked, "Why are you hitting Mr. Bardock?"
"So that's what he calls himself," Chi-Chi muttered, brandishing her frying pan, getting ready to go for the kill.
"Mom, Bardock isn't impersonating dad. It's dad's father from the past, I think," Gohan said. Then, he touched Bardock's tail, causing it to unwound from its place around his waist. Videl's eyes widened, thinking that the now-moving appendage was just a fuzzy belt they wore in the army or something.
"Oh," Chi-Chi's mood visibly dropped, and she put away her pan, saddened that her husband still hadn't returned to her.
"Can you please tell me what's going on?" Videl practically begged. She dropped to the ground, finding the nice, cold, tiled floor of Kami's Lookout very comforting. At least more so that her current situation.
-.-.-
That's it. Not as long as the other, but I wanted to get this up quickly. Hehe, poor Videl. She's about as confused as I am, and I'm writing this thing. Hehe, and Chi-Chi hasn't even gotten the chance to rant and rave about getting grandchildren from Videl yet. Sorry if anyone was offended by the Satan Hercule bashing, but I couldn't help it (when I was spell/grammar checking this, it said to write "Sorry if the Satan Hercule offended anyone". hehe.). I was laughing so much, getting the chance to actually write an idiot! And he hasn't even met the rabid Delivery-Boy/ Gohan fans, hehe. Much yelling and sparring in the next chapter, I guess, and I wanna throw another character into the mess, preferably one of this timeline just so it doesn't get too much more confusing than it already is.. Suggestions wanted!
...Even though this is just a cheap way of asking for reviews ^^;
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