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At sparrows fart (i.e. Early in the morning!)
"Damn headache, damn headache, damn headache…" Crash "Damn wall, damn wall, damn wall, damn wall" I snapped my eye's open "Where the hell am I?"
I snapped my eyes open, okay so I was no where near the danger room; I seemed to be on some kind of boat!
I sat on the floor to think. I always got up the same way, eye's clamped shut feel floor for clothes, put clothes on, feel way along wall to door and down to the danger room or the kitchen (depending on the time… so usually the kitchen!) all the while my eyes clamped shut!
I got up remembering something about Superman that caused me to blush and I also remembered that I was on holiday! Sweet Jesus I was on HOLIDAY!!
"ARIBA!!!!!" I screamed in my best Spanish accent before clutching my head and curling up into a foetal position. "I am never drinking alcohol ever again!" I swore
"We've heard that before petite!" Gambit said strolling past, apparently minus a hangover
"Damn you!" I cursed him shaking my fist
Gambit just walked past my slumped body chuckling.
In my experience there is only one way to cure a hang over though, more alcohol. I made my way to the bar earlier oath forgotten.
The bar
"What ya doin' here this early?" Said an angry, red and hairy potato which (after much squinting) I made out to be Wolverine
"Hangover!" was the only word I could say
"They don't serve this early"
"Damn you!" I said shaking my fist at the sky "You're out to thwart me at every turn!" I cursed God
10 minutes later
I stared angrily at the hyper active couple running up to old people and offering to count their wrinkles and Wolverine seemed to be doing the same thing but for different reasons.
"Come and join us Ash!" Kat said chirpily, too bloody chirpily
"How the hell do you get away with out getting a hangover?" I asked bitterly
"Well there's three world renowned hangover cures" Kat said knowledgably
I grabbed her by the collar "Tell!"
"Okay sheesh I was just a bout to! The first one is more alcohol!"
"I've tried that!"
"Okay more desperate measures then, there's two more." She held up three fingers "Firstly you could watch countdown" she counted off her finger "…and thirdly you could try licking Dr McCoy's back!"
I eyed her suspiciously "How do you know? Or are you making it up?"
Kat clicked her tongue at me and winked "Let's just call it experience!"
"I think I'd rather have a hangover!" I turned and looked at Wolverine who was shooting murderous glances at Bobby.
"Why you up so early anyway?"
"Let's just say ratfink over there is nocturnal!"
Aimlessly wandering
I wandered down the hall where our 'guests' where sleeping and decided that now would be a good a time as any to sit behind the huge potted plant (it was kinda like a tree!) and clutch my head.
I must have sat there for what seemed like an age, as I went to get up I heard a door open and a girly goody two shoes giggle. Only two people I know giggle like that, and one of them was on the deck sunbathing in as skimpy a bikini as she could find, flirting with Wolverine, so that meant it had to be Mel!
I peered around the tree like plant.
"You're the best I've ever had!" Mel giggled at none other than Nightcrawler!!
They were clinging on to each others hands as if they couldn't bare to be ripped apart for a second. God it was so sweet it was making my teeth rot!
I couldn't help it I began gagging.
"Ash is that you?" Mel asked
I pressed myself against the wall before hiding under the vast foliage of the plant, and when that failed I ran for the deck!
On the deck
"You will not…. wheeze believe…cough what I have just splutter seen!" I said sliding to a stop at Gambits feet.
"What is it mon chere!" The Cajun asked worriedly as I attracted quite a crowd (all of the X-folk anyway except…them).
"Mel spent the night…" I began
"In the bar" Scott suggested shocked
"No in…." I began again only to be interrupted by Jean
"In the pool and she's really wrinkly?!"
"In…" It was Bobby's turn
"In a dolphin tank?!"
I looked at him puzzled before shaking my head "Seriously what is wrong with you?"
"Spit it out will ya!" Jubes demanded
"I'm trying!" I snapped "She spent the night with KURT!!"
Ev, Jubes and Kat began screeching and clinging to each other in excitement before Kat stopped and asked "Were they playing twister?"
"No Kat!"
Scott looked disapproving, while Jean looked jealous. I looked at Xavier who looked…well…Xavierish! Wolverine looked quietly happy for them, while Hank was positively grinning (but then he could still have been drunk!).
"Well Gambit happy for dem! Though Gambit wonder what the petite see in him when she could 'ave a real men?" Remy said
"Like who Gumbo?" Wolverine sneered "You?"
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