I can't believe FF.Net wouldn't let me on! *cries* Okay, I think I'm a little better. I had this done a LONG! time ago, but I couldn't upload it. Sorry to all who read this. Plus, my e-mail hasn't been working for the past week… *sighs*. Everything has decided to not work for me. But I have a new e-mail, so if you e-mailed me or something, you can do it again. Is it just me, or does FF.net seem to be defective during the summer?
I own nothing, except for this really cool Ferrari shirt I just bought. It's SO cool…
Hoshi no ChibiIs green skin HEALTHY?
"Now, Mr. Satan, if you'd come this way," the business suit man said again, trying to get the "hero" to move. However, he seemed fixated on the large billboard of the Delivery Boy screaming and punching... him. The Hercule in the picture's face was...distorted, and looked very bloody and gory. The picture made Mr. Satan shiver, even though it was very warm out.
Seeing that the business guy was watching him, he tried to laugh it off, if only to convince himself he wasn't scared. Pointing towards the billboard, he asked sarcastically, "Is THAT the kid they thought beat Cell? Why, I could beat him with a FINGER if I wanted to!"
"Of course you can. Now please, we need to get moving if you're going to address that group of representatives by 8:00 tonight."
Mr. Satan grunted in reply and followed the man to a limo that didn't have his name plastered all over the side of it. Outraged, he yelled, "Why is this limo just black?! And where are my sponsors? Whose idea was this?"
"Sir, we have to be very inconspicuous and low-key while we're here. We won't have any press conferences, or endorsements, so that this city doesn't go off into a rioting frenzy. Last time we made any remark on you, they went and trashed about 40 stores, claiming that they wouldn't stop unless they "had justice". Even the mayor of this city believes that the Delivery Boy defeated Cell," the two got into the limo, even though Mr. Satan didn't want to, and they drove off towards Jemison Industries, where the meeting would take place.
"What is the mayor's name?"
"Um...he doesn't like formalities, so we just call him Mayor. He's also banned the use of photography, another reason why there weren't any camcorders, and doesn't allow any product you endorse to be sold here. Mayor is very convinced that you are a fraud, Mr. Satan, and probably won't be polite if you talk to him directly."
Mr. Satan began to sweat at the thought of some hostility directed at him, but said nothing. These next two months definitely weren't going to be fun for him.
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"Who are you?" Chi-Chi asked Videl, ignoring the man she figured was trying to impersonate her husband.
"Satan Videl," she replied casually.
Before his mom could say something, anything, that may have pissed off Videl any more, he said, "Videl's a friend from school. And she's nothing like her father."
Videl growled, and shouted at Gohan, "What's that supposed to mean?!"
"Well, your forehead isn't as big," Bardock replied, thinking back to one of the many shots of Mr. Satan, "And your hair isn't as frizzy and curly. Plus, you aren't as...heavy-set as him, whether it be from muscle or something else, and you look stronger than him."
"What are you talking about? My father is the strongest person in the world," Videl stated, not knowing if she truly believed them anymore. As far as she knew, her father couldn't fly...
"Of course he is not!" Chi-Chi yelled at the younger girl, "My Gohan is the strongest!"
Sweating greatly, Gohan began waving his arms frantically in the air in front of him, "No I'm not, my mom just likes to exaggerate! Haha, me being the strongest! That's a laugh!"
Videl glared at him and yelled, "You are hiding something, Son Gohan, and I plan on figuring it out! NOW!"
"How dare you accuse my baby of being a liar!" Chi-Chi shouted at Videl.
Videl balled her hands into fists and shouted back, "I'm not saying he's a liar! I'm just saying he's keeping secrets from me!"
Bardock and Gohan covered their ears, wishing that they weren't as sensitive as they were. Bardock turned to Gohan, and while Videl and Chi-Chi shouted at one another, asked, "Am I really in the future?"
"Yeah. Kakkarot is my father," Gohan explained to his "grandfather". "Right now, Vegeta-sei doesn't exist, as it was destroyed by Frieza. But my father, Kakkarot, did battle him and weaken him greatly, that when he came here, he and King Cold were killed easily. I'm thinking that you haven't had that happen yet, seeing as you're alive, so you had to have been transported from the past. Do you understand?"
Bardock rubbed his chin and nodded, "Yes. So you are my...grandchild?"
"Yeah, and the small black haired boy over there as well," Gohan pointed to his younger brother, "That's Goten. He looks exactly like you and my dad. Except, my dad is dead."
"That's right, you told me that in the Physical Education class."
"And Vegeta's over there, too, if you want me to introduce you to him," Gohan said. After seeing his grandpa nod his head, him and Bardock walked over to the other group of people. Videl and Chi-Chi were still arguing.
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"Will you two brats shut up?!" Vegeta shouted at Chibi Trunks and Goten, and they did just that. Pan giggled- her miniature sensei was pretty funny. "We could settle this by having my future brat and Kakkarot's future second brat spar. The winner is stronger."
RF Goten paled, and started sweating. "Actually, Vegeta, I haven't really been training much..."
Chibi Goten looked hurt. Then, making his eyes big and watery, he said in a cutesy voice, "So you won't spar?"
"You are just too cute for your own good," Bra cooed, picking up Chibi Goten again.
Mirai Trunks then said, "Of course I'll spar. I'm sure your future's Goten isn't that weak. I mean, if Goten could make it to super when he was seven..."
"All Tsuki's been doing lately is moping around, since Paris broke up with him," Bra stated, putting Chibi Goten back on the ground and patting his head lightly. "I mean, he may still be a little distraught and not be up to his full power. And he is getting a little old, so he may be rusty."
"I am not rusty," RF Goten shouted back defiantly, powering up. "And I can take on Mirai Trunks, no problem, seeing as he was transported about a year after the Cell Games."
"You're on," Mirai Trunks then powered up to Super Saiyan just as Bardock and Gohan were walking over. Bardock's eyes nearly popped out of their sockets. Before Bardock could make some comment about the legendary Super Saiyan, Vegeta growled and pointed at him.
"So Kakkarot finally decided to come back from the dead."
"Son-kun!" Bulma shouted and ran towards Bardock, both her and her mate mistaking him for Goku. Bardock cringed, thinking that she was gonna pull out some weapon and whack him over the head with it, just like so many other pesky females had done. Instead, she wrapped her arms tightly around his neck and hugged him.
"Kakkarot, power up! We're sparring now!" Vegeta yelled, going to Super Saiyan. RF Goten and Mirai Trunks were both sparring in one section of the lookout, neither putting out much effort, not wanting to destroy it, and Mirai Pan, Chibi Goten and Trunks, and RF Bra were cheering on the guys.
Videl turned from the sparring people to Chi-Chi and yelled, "It's the gold fighter! And there are three of him!"
Gohan sweatdropped, not knowing how the situation could possibly get any worse. "It's not what you think, Videl..."
She stomped over from Chi-Chi to Gohan, and then, pulling him down to her eye level by the collar of his shirt, yelled, "THEN TELL ME WHAT TO THINK! TELL ME WHAT IS GOING ON RIGHT NOW!"
"Videl, I'll explain, it's just very...complicated," Gohan said, trying not to make her more angry than she was. The fact that their faces were so close together didn't help the situation with Chi-Chi much.
"I'M GOING TO GET GRANDCHILDREN!" Chi-Chi shouted proudly, and loudly, making the non-sparring people stare at her. Videl promptly dropped Gohan to the floor, the both of them blushing.
"Mom! It's not like that- we're just friends!" Gohan shouted, getting back on his feet and continuing to shout nonsense.
"You are just PERFECT for Gohan," Chi-Chi cooed, tugging a little on one of Videl's pigtails. Videl turned a little pink, and tried shoving the overprotective mother away from her, but all attempts were futile. Luckily for Gohan, she ended up either not noticing or just forgetting about the "golden warriors". At least for the time being.
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"I am NOT KAKKAROT!" Bardock boomed, angry that everyone was mistaking him for his son, "I am BARDOCK! Kakkarot is my son!"
Bulma pulled away from the warrior then, and Vegeta looked a little more pissed. "I don't care if you are Kakkarot or not, you and me are going to spar. Now."
"No he's not!" Bulma yelled at Vegeta, "I have some questions I want to ask him. You can go spar with Mirai and Tsuki if you really want to fight."
"Are-are they Super Saiyans?" questioned Bardock, taking a good look at the two men fighting.
"Of course they are. Every Saiyan from this planet can undergo the transformation. And how exactly did you survive the destruction of Vegeta-sei?" Vegeta asked.
"Gohan seems to think that I'm from the past," Bardock made a motion towards his very red grandson. "And it's the only explanation. Where I'm from, Vegeta-sei hasn't been destroyed. And Kakkarot is only a child."
"So, do you recognize me?"
"Prince Vegeta," Bardock stated, surprised, and crossed an arm over his chest as he bowed down.
"Don't give him any respect he doesn't deserve." Bulma pulled Bardock to his feet. "He rules a race that consists of about 3 people."
"Onna!" Vegeta shouted, "Let go of him! He is supposed to treat a member of the royal family that way!"
Bardock just stood there and sweatdropped. It figured the only human female that hasn't either tried to advance on him or swing some type of weapon at his head would be the mate of Prince Vegeta. However, it didn't look as though Vegeta was getting the same treatment, as the two continued to shout at each other.
I thought I'd never see the day when the Prince actually sparred and interacted with common people...There must be something in the water...
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"Go Mirai me!" Goten yelled merrily, waving his fists into the air. Unfortunately for the Son, his counterpart was getting beaten. Badly, seeing as RF Goten/Tsuki couldn't go to level two like Mirai Trunks could.
"Ha! I'm beating you!" Trunks shouted as the older Goten was thrown to the ground rather harshly, making Bra wince.
"So?! The real me could beat you any day!"
And with that, the two boys began sparring themselves, although neither of them transformed into Super Saiyan. Bra continued to watch the older versions of Goten and Trunks spar, but occasionally glanced in the direction of the chibi's.
Seeing as there was nothing for her to do here, Pan walked back over to her "parents" and Chi-Chi. She laughed a little, seeing Chi-Chi fawning over Videl.
"Mom!" Gohan shouted, rescuing Videl from Chi-Chi, "Stop that! We aren't like that!"
"Grandma?" Pan questioned cutely, tugging on Chi-Chi's dress. Videl and Gohan were never going to get together if Chi-Chi bothering them. And since Pan decided that she wanted to be born here, the only way for that to happen would be to let her grandmother to pay attention to her, instead of Videl.
"What is it sweetie?" Chi-Chi said sweetly, bending down to her height. "Do you want something? Are you hungry?"
Videl turned to Gohan, and asked, "Is this why you didn't want me to meet your mother?"
"Yeah," he replied, blushing. "I'm guessing you're wanting an explanation..."
"I've only been shouting about that for the past FIVE HOURS!" Videl yelled into Gohan's face.
"Gohan, why are all these people here?"
Both Videl and Gohan turned to see who the very deep, very intimidating voice came from. Upon seeing the very muscular, very tall, very GREEN man, Videl put a hand up to her mouth, gasping in surprise. Gohan smacked his head. "Um, Videl, this is Piccolo...he's my old sensei."
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I stuck Piccolo in here. Hehe, Videl has a right to know who trained Gohan, ne? These past chapters have been SO much fun to write. I'm deciding who I want to make the mayor (I've got a few ideas), but suggestions are welcome. I'm not making a huge end note thingy, mostly because I've been waiting to get this up for over a week... so whatever. Review, I guess.
