Here's another part.  Um… I hope you don't mind Ginyu Force bashing, and they may seem a little OOC because their trying to fit in with the normal Earthian (?) lingo.  Hehehe.

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Hoshi no Chibi

Gohan's Flipped, DAWG!

"Hey there, Buffoon!  What's shakin'?" the orange man cackled, making the four others crack up.  Every one of the un-human looking people were fit, most likely forcefully, into clean, expensive looking suits.

Mr. Satan growled, although the sound was anything but intimidating, and yelled, "My name is Mr. Satan I… uh…"

He soon stopped to find that they all were laughing at him, once again.  The business man, who I'll just start calling BM, rubbed his temples, hoping that he would get paid extra for this.

"Mr. Ginyu, please calm the board down.  This is a serious matter that needs to be handled properly," BM said.  He ushered Mr. Satan to the opposite end of the very long table, where it was empty, and sat down once the "champion" had done so.

The LARGE purple guy, with the LARGE HORNS, waved to the others to quiet them, and then said, "It's Captain Ginyu, dude.  Mr. Ginyu makes me sound like I'm… uh… gonna' have a duck."

"It's COW, dawg!" the muscular guy with the orange hair corrected.

"I KNOW THAT, RECOOME!" Ginyu yelled back at the man… err… thing.

The large blue guy started laughing, and whispered to the short green… thing, "Captain is such a… dirk."

"I thought it was dart?  Isn't that it, Jeice?" the green thing whispered to the short orange guy.

"No.  It's dork.  Which is what you and Guldo are," Jeice replied.

"Ohhhhh," Guldo and Butar muttered, completely missing the "put-down".

"HAHAHAHA!  You two got PUNKED!" Ginyu started laughing at his joke, along with Recoome, who was glad that the "Captain" wasn't yelling at him.

"Excuse me, Ginyu… Gang.  I think it would be wise if… Sirs?" BM tried to get them to calm down, but after hearing their new name, they got up and started doing poses that rivaled Mr. Satan's in the stupidity factor.

"This is what runs Merino City?  No wonder they don't believe I beat Cell!" Mr. Satan laughed, and the Ginyu "Gang" continued to ignore the protests of BM.

"Actually, they really don't do that much.  The Mayor is who hired them.  I think that he only did so because they are… different.  The Mayor is who normally makes sure they don't do something bad, stupid, or both.  I wonder where he is…"

"The Mayor dude had to go do somethin'.  I bet he's… uh… coolin' wit' his housies!" Ginyu proclaimed loudly.  Mr. Satan and BM just sweatdropped, while the rest of the Gang laughed loudly.

"It's 'chillin' wit' his homies'," Recoome corrected, making the Captain start shouting at him again, accidentally letting a ki blast set-sail quite close to the "champ".

Mr. Satan looked both angry and frightened by this time, while BM just sat there, sweatdropping.

*

"Son Gohan!" Videl yelled, grabbing the demi-Saiyan by the collar of his shirt and pulling him from his meal at the table, "You are not taking ONE BITE until you explain everything to me!"

A look of horror flashed across his face, and Gohan shouted, "You can't do that!  You can't starve me!  I don't wanna dieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!"

"So explain!"

Chi-Chi, who was now sitting next to Bulma, whispered to her, "She will definitely make a good wife for my Gohan."

"Actually, those two," Bulma pointed to Tsuki and Hoshi, who were stuffing their faces, with Hoshi being much neater than her future friend, "Already know who Gohan ends up marrying.  And, from what I can tell, Pan is born in their timeline, too."

"Oh really," Chi-Chi said, an evil glint appearing in her eye.

"Videeeeeeeeeeeeeel," Gohan whined, "Can't I explain things after dinner?"

"No!"

"Brat!" shouted Vegeta between bites, "Take your mate outside and fight there.  You two are disturbing my meal!"

Gohan blushed while Videl just looked pissed.  "Listen here, whoever you are!  I can do whatever I feel like!  I want an explanation for everything that's going on and you aren't going to do anything about it!"

Growling, Vegeta put his chopsticks down and stood up.

"H-hey now, Vegeta.  Why don't you calm down?  Me and Videl were just leaving," Gohan grabbed her arm as he said this, and started pulling her out of the room.

"Let go of me, Son Gohan!  I'm not scared of that man!" the raven-haired girl yelled, yanking her arm out of his grasp.

"I am the Prince of the Saiyans, and order you to bow down before me!" Vegeta screamed, pointing his index finger towards Videl and his thumb upward.

"What are you gonna do if I don't?  Shoot me with your FINGER!?" Videl mocked.

Gohan, however, saw that he was preparing the Gallic Gun, and flipped.

"What do you think you're doing, Vegeta!" Gohan yelled, shocking Videl.  "You're gonna blast her just because she won't BOW!"

He stomped over to Vegeta, and glared down at him, continuing his ranting, "Who do you think you are!  I mean, I would understand if you wanted to blast her father.  Hell, I've wanted to shoot a Kamehameha at him many times.  But does that mean I've blasted Mr. Satan?  No!"

Videl, still shocked by the demi-Sayian's outburst, just stood there.  She had heard him ramble for the first time that day, but never shout.  It turned out that she was getting to know Gohan better- she never thought him capable of yelling at anyone.

Chi-Chi wasn't as shocked, though.  "Gohan!  Don't use that language!  I've taught you much better than that!  And you two are ruining dinner!"

Pulling out the infamous frying pan, she raised it high over her head, storming over to the two Saiyans.  Ducking for cover, almost everyone jumped underneath the dinner table, including Videl, who had seen the damage done to Mr. Bardock already, and Piccolo, who was forced to sit there with everyone else.  All those who knew Chi-Chi knew to never get in the way of her frying pan.  The only ones who didn't duck and run, Gohan and Vegeta, stood planted to the ground with terrified looks on their faces. 

Vegeta was the first to be subjected to the torture, and ended up on the floor with a giant welt on the top of his head, parting his flame-styled hair.

Before Gohan ended up with a similar bump, he pleaded to his mom innocently.  "But I was only protecting Videl from Vegeta.  If Vegeta-"

*WHAM!*

Gohan sprawled out on the floor, rubbing his now-throbbing head, with Videl grinning triumphantly over him, Chi-Chi's pan in hand.  She bent down, grabbed him by the collar, and pulled him out of the dining room.  The pan was still in her hand.

Chi-Chi smiled brightly and said, "She will definitely make a good wife for my Gohan."

Seeing that Chi-Chi wasn't armed, the others made their way back into their seats.

Tsuki and Hoshi looked at each other and grinned.  It was so funny seeing Gohan and Videl fighting.  Videl was just normally calm-natured in the future.

Mirai Trunks was busy making faces at his chibi counterpart, with the younger one doing so as well.

Little Goten and Pan were now making up new routines for their Saiyakids act.  They were at a disagreement, since Pan wanted to make lots of flips and stuff, while Goten wanted to shoot off lots of ki beams.

Bulma and Chi-Chi were looking at wedding magazines, much to the chagrin of Vegeta, who was hoping the woman would be worried about his injury, as she normally was.

Mr. Popo had left a little while ago, since he decided to put more pink flamingos up.  If Dende were there, he would have never let Mr. Popo put that many on the lookout, maybe one or two at the most, so he was using Dendes absence as permission.

And Piccolo just sat there, wondering why Gohan would want someone as loud-mouthed and foul-tempered as Videl for a mate.

Of couse, this was all done while the people of Saiyan blood at enough food to feed over 5 third world countries.

*

"Okay Gohan, now we're alone.  Explain," Videl instructed, Chi-Chi's trusted pan in hand.

"I'll tell you everything, as long as you don't freak out," Gohan stated, playing with the floor beneath him, cutting the stone and putting indents into it.

Seeing Videl glaring at him, Gohan sighed and continued.  "Alright, where to begin.  I guess you wanna know how they all flew."

"And if you are the Great Saiyaman."

Eyes wide, Gohan waved frantically in front of him for no real reason.  "Please don't tell anyone!  I don't want the publicity!"

"I won't tell if you tell me how you fly.  And that other stuff."

"Okay.  You see, we use what is known as 'ki' to lift us up.  It's a spirit that lives in everyone-"

Interrupted by Videl's beeping watch (hehe, I don't mean the curse word), she growled, pushed a button, and said, "What do you want?  It's 8:00 at night."

"There's a robbery in progress.  A bunch of hostages have been taken, and they won't let them go until you or the Great Saiyaman shows up."

"I'll be there in a sec."

She grabbed her capsule, then paused, realizing how far they were from the city and how late it was.

"You gonna change?" Videl asked Gohan, who was still sitting on the floor, a pretty picture of Icarus etched into the stone.

"Huh?  Oh right!" Gohan pushed a button on his watch, instantly changing him into the Great Saiyaman.

"You can fly, right?  Why don't you just take both of us there."

"You want me to carry you?" Gohan blushed.  Realizing she was still in possession of the pan, he picked her up and into his arms, still red, and took off a few seconds after the chibis came out.

Pan and Goten looked at each other, nodded, then took off, leaving little Trunks sulking at Kami's Lookout, wishing that he was a Saiyakid, too.

*

Poor Trunks.  Hehe.  I just re-read over the Ginyu stuff, and cracked up laughing.  I based this on the wannabe ghetto people at my still-new school.  I've been going there a year, and it is so funny when they talk like that, especially since I came from a ghetto school. 

The reason it took so long to get anything up is because I've been at my dad's house, with my stoopid brother who never let's me on the computer.  And now I'm going on vacation, again, so I probably won't be able to get another chapter of this out until August.  I've also got a great idea for another story, another ORIGINAL idea, so yeah.  Plus, I've developed an insane obsession with Final Fantasy music videos ^^;.  I promise that the next chapter will be my longest!  And you can hold me up to that if you want!