They've reached their destination! Finally!! What do they get up to??
Hawaii- finally
"Okay so you mean to say Storm was told to book us a hotel…" I recapped "…and because she wasn't invited she thought that she'd be mean and not book us one!"
"Yes that's about the drift of it!" The Professor agreed
"But at least we have your gold card!" Jean said relieved
"Correction I have my gold card and considering the amount of swims I had to partake in against my will I feel that you deserve to sleep in the great out doors!" And with that the old man, his hover chair and more importantly his plastic left us on the beach.
"What a complete bastard!" I breathed "Guess what's going to happen to him on the way back?"
"Ho hum, we'll just have to make some shelter!" Mel said cheerfully busying herself by fetching wood.
"Oh well at least Wolvies had training I this kind of thing!" Jubes said relieved
"Yeah but who said I'd help yer!" He grinned evilly "Just remember who got frozen into a chamber of ice, covered in shaving foam and kept from sleeping"
"I
told you that we should have made Xavier share with Bobby!" I grumbled at the
rest of the group.
"But Ash it was you who said you'd electrocute anybody who didn't vote for
Wolver…mumph" I shut Jean up quickly by shoving one
of Remy's socks (which he had taken off and was sat
sniffing) into her overly large mouth.
"Soooo…who wants to get the fire wood?" I asked cheerfully
The next day
I sat staring at Wolverine's delicious smelling meal, consisting of some poor mammal that he had tracked.
"You sure you're going to eat all of that by yourself?" I asked sidling along the log on which we were sat
"Yep, it's delicious!"
I wasn't going to beg him for food…yet!
I turned to Kurt and Hank (who had been designated chief chefs for the camp).
"What have we got for dinner?"
"Bee's"
"Bee's, Bee's always bloody bees! I don't think I could stand another one" I moaned
Mel joined in "I agree, I swear the last lot we ate were alive right Kat?"
Kat looked at us her tongue swollen "I didn't tthheee anything wrong wittthhh them!"
Scott and Jean were in no need of sustainment it seems as they were always munching on each others faces, why should they want to eat anything else?
"That's it!" I got up and stomped my way to the sea
Gambit grabbed my arm "Don't do it chere you could wipe out the whole of da sea life on earth!"
"I'll only give them a small zap, just enough to kill any in the near vicinity!"
"Don't forget, that waters a conductor!" Hank warned
"Do you want to eat or not!" I growled
Gambit walked into the sea to wash his socks and within seconds of putting the sock's in the water 3 fish floated to the surface.
"I told you your socks stank!" Jubes exclaimed triumphant.
15 minutes later
"This fish smell's funny!" Kat moaned holding her ear
"Yuck it tastes gross too!" I said spitting the fish out into the sand
"Yeah it tastes of your socks man!" Jubes said throwing a glare at Gambit.
"Gambit was only tryin' to help!" The Cajun said with a shrug before throwing his fish away.
The next morning
"Unfortunately it is my sad duty to inform the camp that due to the protein shortage, one of the more useless member's of the group will have to be sacrificed so we might live. I want that person to know that they are doing a very noble and worthy deed!" I swept the camp with a glance, hell it wouldn't be Jean she'd be too tough and Scott would just taste nasty "Unfortunately that person is…Kat!"
Kat ran to the nearest palm tree screaming and tried to claw her way up it.
"Oh wait she light's the fire…." I thought for a moment "Sorry Mel that means it's you, unless you can convince this group of salivating judges why you should be excused!"
Mel gulped and whispered "I'm doomed" But suddenly her face lit up as she hit inspiration "Ohh, but if you burn me and eat me then my boyfriend will beat you up!"
Kurt looked up from the cook book which he had opened after he found out we was to have some fresh meat "Sorry Melly baby, you're on your own!"
"Bastard!"
"Bagsy her left buttock!" Gambit yelled
No one noticed as Scott wandered off into the distance.
3 hours later
"Mel a la orange!"
"No Flambé Mel!"
"Mel a la Orange!"
"Flambé"
"A la orange!"
Hank and Kurt had been arguing in the 'kitchen' (by the small camp fire!) since it had been decided that Mel would become ham.
At that moment the fearless leader returned arms full of chocalately goodness, I swear if that guy wasn't such a twat I would kiss him!
Everyone ran up to him grabbing the food.
"Where did you find this love?" Jean asked shoving her perfect face full of food not even bothering to unwrap it
"I got a job and they gave me some money, it's only temporary until it's time to return home!"
"What is it? I know are you a fireman?" Jean guessed
Cyclops shook his head
"A bank manager?" Was Gambit's suggestion
Again Scott shook his head
"A stripper" Jean guessed again
"Nope!"
"A superhero" Bobby Drake guessed
"You'll never guess!" He looked around proudly before announcing "I'm a drag act!"
We all stood mouth's agape, he really was fearless.
"It's always been something that I'd like to try, ever since I wore Jeans thong, so I thought what the heck!" He grinned enthusiastically. "The only problem is I got paid in advance and spent all the money on this food which should last us…"he looked around at the empty wrappers and the contented faces "…never mind! You'll have to find a way to earn money I can't support you all the time!" He said turning stern all of a sudden
"Fine!" We all said defiantly "But I bet you never say that to Jean!"
How do they make a living find out in the next chapter!!
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