Okay this is a really short one but I hope you enjoy anyway!!
Outside a hotel
"Come and get your picture taken with big foot on vacation….and stand by the incredibly short and very angry man for just three dollars!!" I yelled in my best business voice "Dumb tourists will pay for anything!" I mumbled to Hank who was pulling his best big foot face. "Come and see the ice sculpture that never melts!" I said doing show case style arm gesture where Bobby was stood posing.
An hour later
"I'm sorry Wolverine but you're just not pulling in the crowds anymore!" I said wrapping him in seaweed, and then standing back to admire my handy work.
I stood him back to where Hank was doing a roaring trade.
"Come and shake hands with Yoda…for today only, come and meet Yoda!!" I yelled like a market trader, before nudging Wolverine.
"Angry I am…Kill you I will!" He said
I smiled, before spotting Kat doing a strange dance while holding a spear, was her butt on fire?
"Come and have your picture taken with a dancing cavewoman…" I looked closer "…a tap dancing cavewoman at that!"
2 Hours later
"The crowd's want something different." I explained to Mel "What are we going to do?" I saw Kurt walk over and an idea struck me
"Come and meet Satan in his natural habitat he's a nice fella…honest… despite rumours!!"
"I object to my boyfriend being called Satan!" Mel protested
"Mel, think a nice warm bed, cotton sheets and…" I began to whisper in her ear causing her to giggle girlishly and blush before yelling
"ROLL UP ROLL UP! HAVE YOUR PICTURE TAKEN WITH LUCIFER HIMSELF ONLY $5!"
"Welcome re entry to the dark side!" I grinned
That evening
"Ahhh! A Jacuzzi! Who'd have thought that we had a goldmine just sitting in front of us this whole time?" I sighed contently
"Oh there was the goldmine?" Kat asked puzzled
"No not literally, but Hank and the boy's raked a whole loada cash!" I said before looking at Jubilee and we yelled "KERCHING!" in unison
"Where's everyone else?" I asked Ev as she climbed in the Jacuzzi
"There watching Scott do his act!"
I can honestly say that I have never climbed out of a Jacuzzi quite so fast in my life.
In the bar
He stood there proudly in his pink stilettos and matching sequined boob tube, before he began to sing.
The whole room erupted into laughter and groans of pain as Scott began to sing, he really was tone deaf, in fact maybe he was deaf all together.
"We ought to think ourselves lucky he isn't doing a duet with Kat I suppose!" I commented to Gambit as I covered my hands over my ears
"It sounds like da cat is bein' strung up by its tail an' prodded wit' hot pokers no?" Gambit yelled over the shriek.
Wolverine it seems had reached breaking point and threw a vase at Scott's head; it really was a very good shot.
"Now why did you want to go and do that sugar?" Scott asked trying his best to copy Rogue's seductiveness (he certainly couldn't have been copying his wife's, no one else would copy her seductive skills after all, she held all the allure of a rotting carcass!).
"Because you are shit!!" Wolverine heckled
"That's my husband!" Jean said swotting at him
"I wouldn't admit to that love!" I yelled from the other side of the room
Suddenly a riot broke out, chairs where being thrown (mostly at Scott it has to be said!), glasses smashed and amid all of this Wolverine could be seen in his element bashing a few skulls together.
Muse waves rolled up newspaper Okay review or the muse'll attack!! He really is hungry! Jabs him in ribs so he will breath in and pull his malnourished pose See!!
