Mazoku All Day - Chapter 66: Hymn of praise



Dynast: Sherra! Grau!

Sherra and Grau appear.

Both: Yes, master?

Dynast: Bring me my iced coffee! And some of these chocolate crisp cookies, right?

Sherra: Erm...master...?

Dynast (obviously ignoring her): Let's see...What am I going to do first when I've finally taken over the world...?

Sherra: Err...Master??

Dynast (still not listening): Hmm...I could...well...yeah, I could forbid the production of cotton candy! That's hilarious! This is just too good!

Sherra (now impatient): MASTER!

Dynast: Wha...? Ah, you again, my obedient minion! I see you have brought me...(searches for his coffee and the cookies) well...obviously nothing! Where is my food?

Sherra: Well...master...you see...we don't want to be too presumptuous but...

Dynast: Yes?

Sherra: I mean...couldn't we...well...we are Mazoku, right?

Dynast: Sort of...

Sherra: And Mazoku love destruction! So couldn't we just go around killing some mortals? Oh please, master! Staying in the palace all day is nice but we want to be evil again!

Grau: Yeah! Really bad!

Dynast: I see. So you want to go and destroy everything that's in your way. Did I get that right?

Sherra (nods): Yes, master!

Dynast: You find it boring to stay here and bring me my food?

Sherra: Well, a bit, master!

Dynast: The hymn of praise, please!

Sherra: Oh master! Not again!

Grau: Can't we talk that over?

Dynast: The hymn! Now!

Sherra: Thanks to our master, thanks to great Dynast...

Grau: ...thanks to him for everything, we fall into the dust...

Sherra: ...he is evil, he is bad, he is our hero...

Grau: ...everyone compared to him is nothing but a zero...

Sherra: ...other masters may exist, they don't exist for us...

Grau: ...'cause our one and only master is simply Dynast.

Dynast: Wonderful! I love it! And now the special stanza about the cookies and the coffee!

Sherra: Oh master...Please!

Grau: Is this absolutely necessary?

Dynast: It is, my minion!

Sherry (sighs): Coffee and cookies...

Grau (sighs): ...and cookies and coffee...

Sherra: ...this is just better...

Grau: ...than cocoa and toffee...

Sherra: ...we bring that to Dynast 'cause he is our master...

Grau: ...and if he demands it we will run faster.

Dynast: Sooo...Anyone who wants to destroy anything besides my hunger?

Sherra + Grau: No master...Do you want your coffee cold or arctic?

Dynast: That's what I wanted to hear...


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Okay...this is definitely crazy...Oh well, but now we know why Sherra and Grau are so obedient...I wouldn't want to sing that song...Okay, please tell me if you liked it and thanks for reading!

~Virginia