Okay, I have to admit that this wonderful sentence "Would you speak English or not at all?" wasn't invented by me! That's a pity I know! But - hey - the person that invented it doesn't care anyway! And I just gave her credits!
By the way: my friend told me to tell you again that "Fishy!" wasn't my invention either. It was Faria's! Hope she's happy now...
And now...enjoy the show!

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Mazoku All Day - Chapter 67: Would you speak English or not at all?



It's Monday morning and Zellas just woke up. She had a hard night drinking all that poor and lonely whiskey...

Garv: Ah, bonjour ma bel...erm...bonjour !

Zellas (opens one eye): ???

Garv: Comment ca va?

Zellas (opens her other eye): ??????

Garv: Ah, mais regarde le soleil! Il brille et il est...beau!

Zellas : What the fuck...?

Garv: Et regarde les tout petits nuages dans le ciel...C'est seulement...(is hit by a bottle thrown by Zellas)...ouch!

Zellas: Now listen "pretty" guy! I had a tough night I just woke up so...Would you speak English or not at all?

Garv runs out of Zellas' room after she tried to throw not only bottles but her bathtub at him. Zellas tries to fall asleep again and she just succeeded when...

Phibbi: Morgen Zellas!

Zellas (opens one eye): ???

Phibbi: Wie geht's dir?

Zellas (opens her other eye): ??????

Phibbi: Ist ein richtig schöner Tag heute!

Zellas (murmurs): Hell on earth... (screams) Would you speak English or not at all? (starts to throw bottles again)

Phibbi runs out of the room as fast as possible. Zellas falls into a deep and dreamless sleep.

Dynast: Ave Zellas!

Zellas awakes out of a sudden and stands up to get her bottles.

Dynast: Quo vadis?

Zellas : Would you speak English or not at all?

Zellas throws bottles at him, Dynast decides that he wanted to leave anyway and goes. She gets back to bed.

Dolphin (smiles): Fish Fishy? Fishy Fishy Fish Fish?

Zellas: Would you speak English or...(realizes that Dolphin stand in front of her) Oh, fuck! Forget it mermaid! (gets back to bed again)

Dolphin (smiles): Fishy?


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All right! Hope you had some fun and please give me a feedback!

~Virginia