Chapter 2
A different font and 1 negative review later....
*Just a note....I'm new to this...try not to totally destroy my confidence....please? I'm sorry if I offended anyone when I said this story blows....if you agree with me, stop reading it then, you cross-eyed hedgepig!*
For all of you brave readers that continued onward, here is the next installment....
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After being knocked out by a cow during a tornado that ripped through the school walls, our heroines, by the magic of literature, have been transported to Ancient Greece!
WOW!
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Amanda: We're at the wrong landmark.
Kate: We're supposed to be at Mount Olympus, not the Parthenon!
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RIGHT!
So guys when I said they were at Athens, I was JUST KIDDING! They really are at Mount Olympus!
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Kate : That's better.........Hey, ever wonder what's up there?
Amanda: Yeah.....but probably there is a lot of snow....and snow....and yeah, snow.....
Kate: But what about *enter trumpet fanfare* THE GODS?!?!?
Amanda: Gods? Yeah....Ok...
Kate: *glares* I don't care, we're going up anyway.....
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-4 hours of strenuous climbing later-
Amanda: See? Snow.
Kate: But wait, what is that..... don't you hear something?
Amanda: Yeah. Everyone knows that riff. Its "Achilles Last Stand," a Led Zeppelin song.
Kate: Wait, is that who I think it is?
-As the girls stared, they saw toga-clad man with stars dancing on his brow and lighting bolts in his hand. You would think they'd realized they had seen Zeus. But that's not what scared them the most. Anyone could recognize his face. It was....Elvis!-
*This is very flame worthy, wot? Oh well, give me your worst.....again, I should stick to brainstorming, I cant write like this yet....maybe on the second or third try I'll get it right....HELP! IM NOT SURE WHAT IM DOING!*runs away*
