A/N: This fic takes place 15 years into the future, meaning that Draco is
30. This is what happens when he meets Tom Felton.
One day Malfoy heard Muggle talk about some old movies based on the life of Harry Potter (which utterly miffed Malfoy, thinking it should OBVIOUSLY be about Draco Malfoy, not some stupid orphan child everyone feels sorry for).
He went to a Muggle library to use a computer in order to do some research on these 'Harry Potter' movies. Malfoy came across a site listing the cast, and sure enough, fifth one down the line, was Draco Malfoy, played by some Muggle named Tom Felton.
'I must meet this Felton character. He can't possibly be as good looking as me.
So Malfoy finds out where Tom Felton lives and Apparates to his house. He finds a note on his door reading "Gone Fishing".
'Fishing?' Malfoy thinks.
An hour later Malfoy comes to the pond where Tom is fishing. He has to yell at the top of his lungs in order to wake the man up. Once he is awake, he brings to boat to shore and hops out of it. Well, 'hops' isn't exactly the word for it, since the man is incredibly overweight. I think 'heaved' is more the word. Anyway.
Malfoy eyes the man disgustedly. "You're Tom Felton?"
"Why yes sir, I am. What can I do for you?" he answers.
"Fishing?!"
"Why yes sir, my one true love."
"Have you caught any fish?" Malfoy asks, eyeing the empty boat.
"Why no sir, not in 15 years have I actually caught a fish, but I won't give up!! I just lay out on the boat eating Twinkies and Doughnuts!"
At this Malfoy feels bile rising in his throat, barely able to comprehend that someone like this was chosen to play the Beautiful Draco Malfoy. He turns and leaves, never wanting to look upon that waste of a lifeform again.
A/N: To Tom Felton, in the VERY unlikely case that you will read this, or catch wind of it, these are just my feelings on you quitting acting for fishing. You are talented, and gorgeous, and although this fic seems harsh, I still love you!!
One day Malfoy heard Muggle talk about some old movies based on the life of Harry Potter (which utterly miffed Malfoy, thinking it should OBVIOUSLY be about Draco Malfoy, not some stupid orphan child everyone feels sorry for).
He went to a Muggle library to use a computer in order to do some research on these 'Harry Potter' movies. Malfoy came across a site listing the cast, and sure enough, fifth one down the line, was Draco Malfoy, played by some Muggle named Tom Felton.
'I must meet this Felton character. He can't possibly be as good looking as me.
So Malfoy finds out where Tom Felton lives and Apparates to his house. He finds a note on his door reading "Gone Fishing".
'Fishing?' Malfoy thinks.
An hour later Malfoy comes to the pond where Tom is fishing. He has to yell at the top of his lungs in order to wake the man up. Once he is awake, he brings to boat to shore and hops out of it. Well, 'hops' isn't exactly the word for it, since the man is incredibly overweight. I think 'heaved' is more the word. Anyway.
Malfoy eyes the man disgustedly. "You're Tom Felton?"
"Why yes sir, I am. What can I do for you?" he answers.
"Fishing?!"
"Why yes sir, my one true love."
"Have you caught any fish?" Malfoy asks, eyeing the empty boat.
"Why no sir, not in 15 years have I actually caught a fish, but I won't give up!! I just lay out on the boat eating Twinkies and Doughnuts!"
At this Malfoy feels bile rising in his throat, barely able to comprehend that someone like this was chosen to play the Beautiful Draco Malfoy. He turns and leaves, never wanting to look upon that waste of a lifeform again.
A/N: To Tom Felton, in the VERY unlikely case that you will read this, or catch wind of it, these are just my feelings on you quitting acting for fishing. You are talented, and gorgeous, and although this fic seems harsh, I still love you!!
