A/N: Sorry about the last chapter. I mean there wasn't too much of a 'finding a crazy spell' type thing going on. Well, I'll fix that. Here we go
Chapter 2
After Hermione's Confusing Charm had worn off Ron, Harry and Ron played chess until Hermione returned from the library. She had several spellbooks peeking out of the bag on her shoulder, which was hanging precariously as she clambered into the common room.
"What's in the bag, Herm?" asked Harry as he practically stuck his nose into her bag.
"Oh, nothing really. Just some books that I thought looked interesting." said Hermione.
"Let's take a look, Harry," said Ron as he pulled one of the books out of the bag. "Whoa! Joke Spells of the Century? How to Cause Chaos by Charming? Hermione, I never knew you were a practical joker!"
"What? Oh, dear, those aren't my books. I must have picked the wrong ones up off the counter once Madam Pince checked them out for me. I had better go take them back." she sighed.
"No, Hermione, don't! We should check some of these charms out, right, Harry?" said Ron mischievously.
"Ron! Harry! You shouldn't do that, you could get a detention if any of the teachers found out," said Hermione anxiously, wringing her hands.
"Oh, have a bit of fun once in your life, Hermione!" said Harry,
"Well, if you two really want to," she gave in, having lightened up a little since their fourth year.
Ron opened up Joke Spells of the Century. "Hm, a Singing Potion? Guaranteed to make the person of your choice sing all of their true feelings for one day? Sounds interesting. Let's see.This one is a potion. You don't need to do any simmmering, it says, all you have to do is mix the ingredients cold, then spray it on the person of your choice. It says that they won't notice when you spray it on them."
"What are the ingredients?" asked Harry, snatching the book from Ron. Hermione looked slightly disgruntled, with a 'you-shouldn't-be-doing-this' look on her face.
Ron read aloud over Harry's shoulder, "You need two ounces of powdered bat's wings, one spoonful of essence of spider, and two tablespoons of essence of hummingbird. When you mix it all up, you put it in a spray bottle. Like the hairspray ones Hermione uses," he added with a glance at Hermione.
"Okay, okay, you can use one of my spray bottles." she went up to the girls' dormitory to get one.
"Ron, where's your Potions bag?" asked Harry. "Ron?"
Ron came running down the stairs to the common room. "I got all the stuff, Harry." he said, out of breath. "and the cauldron." Ron and Harry set the cauldron on a table and hurriedly began putting the ingredients in. They were in a hurry because they didn't know when the rest of the Gryffindors would be back in the common room. In their rush, they didn't notice that they put WAY too much of everything in the cauldron. Whoever they picked for this joke would be really overdosed.
"Here's the bottle, Harry," said Hermione, handing a large bottle to Harry. Harry and Ron then carefully poured the contents of the cauldron into the bottle. Once it was in there, Harry carefully put it in the pocket of his robe, and they all cleaned everything up.
"Oh, Harry. There's still fifteen minutes before dinner. Want to practice the charm again?" asked Hermione.
"Sure," Harry said, pulling out his wand. He pointed it at Ron, saying, "Embodius limber."
"Why do you always practice charms on me?" asked Ron grouchily, before he went into a state of utter confusion again.
They climbed out of the portrait hole and started the walk to the Great Hall for dinner, Harry clutching the spray bottle, Hermione talking out loud to herself, and Ron bumping into walls.
Chapter 2
After Hermione's Confusing Charm had worn off Ron, Harry and Ron played chess until Hermione returned from the library. She had several spellbooks peeking out of the bag on her shoulder, which was hanging precariously as she clambered into the common room.
"What's in the bag, Herm?" asked Harry as he practically stuck his nose into her bag.
"Oh, nothing really. Just some books that I thought looked interesting." said Hermione.
"Let's take a look, Harry," said Ron as he pulled one of the books out of the bag. "Whoa! Joke Spells of the Century? How to Cause Chaos by Charming? Hermione, I never knew you were a practical joker!"
"What? Oh, dear, those aren't my books. I must have picked the wrong ones up off the counter once Madam Pince checked them out for me. I had better go take them back." she sighed.
"No, Hermione, don't! We should check some of these charms out, right, Harry?" said Ron mischievously.
"Ron! Harry! You shouldn't do that, you could get a detention if any of the teachers found out," said Hermione anxiously, wringing her hands.
"Oh, have a bit of fun once in your life, Hermione!" said Harry,
"Well, if you two really want to," she gave in, having lightened up a little since their fourth year.
Ron opened up Joke Spells of the Century. "Hm, a Singing Potion? Guaranteed to make the person of your choice sing all of their true feelings for one day? Sounds interesting. Let's see.This one is a potion. You don't need to do any simmmering, it says, all you have to do is mix the ingredients cold, then spray it on the person of your choice. It says that they won't notice when you spray it on them."
"What are the ingredients?" asked Harry, snatching the book from Ron. Hermione looked slightly disgruntled, with a 'you-shouldn't-be-doing-this' look on her face.
Ron read aloud over Harry's shoulder, "You need two ounces of powdered bat's wings, one spoonful of essence of spider, and two tablespoons of essence of hummingbird. When you mix it all up, you put it in a spray bottle. Like the hairspray ones Hermione uses," he added with a glance at Hermione.
"Okay, okay, you can use one of my spray bottles." she went up to the girls' dormitory to get one.
"Ron, where's your Potions bag?" asked Harry. "Ron?"
Ron came running down the stairs to the common room. "I got all the stuff, Harry." he said, out of breath. "and the cauldron." Ron and Harry set the cauldron on a table and hurriedly began putting the ingredients in. They were in a hurry because they didn't know when the rest of the Gryffindors would be back in the common room. In their rush, they didn't notice that they put WAY too much of everything in the cauldron. Whoever they picked for this joke would be really overdosed.
"Here's the bottle, Harry," said Hermione, handing a large bottle to Harry. Harry and Ron then carefully poured the contents of the cauldron into the bottle. Once it was in there, Harry carefully put it in the pocket of his robe, and they all cleaned everything up.
"Oh, Harry. There's still fifteen minutes before dinner. Want to practice the charm again?" asked Hermione.
"Sure," Harry said, pulling out his wand. He pointed it at Ron, saying, "Embodius limber."
"Why do you always practice charms on me?" asked Ron grouchily, before he went into a state of utter confusion again.
They climbed out of the portrait hole and started the walk to the Great Hall for dinner, Harry clutching the spray bottle, Hermione talking out loud to herself, and Ron bumping into walls.
