A Gundam Wing Halloween 3

            Trowa came back to the block that Quatre was waiting at with his 'ingredients'. 2 buckets of bright pink paint and a snow blower. Duo returned with the shovel, wheelbarrow and power generator.  Heero came back with the economy size tub of molasses (banana flavor) and several caged monkeys. Correction, very, very, active and hungry monkeys.

            They set the items down on the curb and listened to Quatre.

"Now, I noticed when he opened the door that our victim wore very 'manly' clothes and had his house decorated in dark colors. That is where the paint and the snow blower come in; the fastest way to paint a house is using the snow blower."

            Trowa, Heero, and Duo exchanged apprehensive looks as Quatre started drawing a diagram in the sand by his feet.

"Next, we position the molasses bucket over his door, so when he opens the door, the molasses falls on him. Now, the monkeys will have the door to their cages tied with a piece of string connected to the door handle. Which means..."

            "That when he opens the door, the monkeys are released. Right?"

            "Yes, very good Duo"

"But what is the use for the shovel and wheelbarrow. I know we have the generator to plug in the snow blower but…."

            "We need the shovel to dig a pit so that he will not find the generator or the snow blower when he looks out his window after Trowa rings the door bell."

            "What?? I'm ringing the doorbell?! No way!"

Quatre pinned Trowa with his red eyes and hissed.

            "Someone has to draw the asshole out so he opens the door, we'll give you another costume so he won't recognize you."

            They all stared at Quatre in shock, the blonde and gentle Arabian had just sworn. But they couldn't stick around and stare as Quatre started setting up and needed their help.

~30 minutes later~

There were very few trick-or-treaters out anymore, considering it was past 11 o'clock at night, but there were 5 boys and 8 girls still out of their homes. Quatre checked one more time to make sure everything was set up right; he was in the pit that housed the generators giving Trowa a new costume. Duo and Heero were sitting on the curb waiting.

"Heero, do you think we'll make it out alive?"

            Heero gave a quizzical look to his friend.

"Well, without normal bullets in my gun, we have a hard time of it"

            He replied sarcastically. He heard Duo breathe in deeply and saw him stand up. There was a strange fire in his eyes as the boy kneeled in front of Heero.

"Well then Heero. If we don't make it, remember me, and remember this!"

            Duo darted forward and kissed Heero smack on the lips, passion and promise enveloped in their kiss. They broke away when neither could breathe. Taking deep breaths, they looked at each other. Tears shone in Duo's eyes.

            "I will come back for you Heero Yuy!"

            Then he was gone, taking up his position in the front of the snow blower. Heero moved to go after him, but stopped when a truly miserable Trowa and elated Quatre came up.

            Trowas' new costume was a bunch of leaves slung around his lower abdomen. Heero could not tell if Quatre was looking forward to his prank, or Trowa looking like Tarzan, without any underwear. But whatever the reason, Quatre gave Trowa a thumbs up, and moved to the front with Duo.

            Trowa took a deep breath and walked up to the door, he rang the doorbell, keeping his hands in one place so his leaves didn't fall off. The Victim, nicknamed victim by Quatre answered and pushed the door open.

            Everything happened at once. Trowa knew he had to run like his butt was on fire, or he wouldn't escape the blast from the pink 'snow' coming from the snow blower, or the molasses. Mr. Victim was caught; he had molasses dripping from every part of him, and 3 monkeys running full tilt toward the smell of banana flavored molasses. He screamed in fright and Duo took that as his cue to turn on the snow blower.

            Trowa was running so fast that his leaves couldn't take the wind tearing at them, and they started to fall off, despite his valiant efforts to keep something there to cover himself. Giving up, he pumped his arms and jumped into the ditch behind Quatre, fully intent on getting his tooth fairy costume back on.

            Duo was trying to pull Quatre away but the blonde couldn't be moved. Heero heard sirens in the distance, and got up to yell to the others.

"Run and Scatter! Police, escape plan Beta 5!"

            Trowa got up and started to run, but turned around when he saw Quatre and Duo weren't following. They couldn't hear Heero over the sound of the snow blower. Duo and Quatre were still watching. Mr. Victim had made it into his house, but so had the monkeys. They were both enjoying the screams they heard.

"No! Not that vase! It's worth hundreds of- Damn you!!! Stupid *Beep* monkeys! I'm gonna *bbbeeeeeepppp* beeepppp* kill those *beeppp*"

            The Police arrived just as Trowa was halfway across the battle zone toward his friends. He heard the police gasp at the sight of the house and then heard them laughing their butts off. However, one police lady was not happy, as it turned out; this was her brother's house. She was livid. Running forward like a deer, she caught Trowa, and slammed him into the ground.

"You have the right to remain silent Missy, or uh, Sir um…"

            She was at a lost for words as she realized that this person was too muscular to be a girl, yet was in a tooth faerie costume.

"RUN QUATRE!!!!"

            Trowa screamed at the top of his lungs. Turning around in surprise, Quatre and Duo accidentally showed themselves to the other police officers, who had them pinned and cuffed in seconds.

"Hahahahahahah! Look, Ralph, I caught a bunny! Hehehahaha"

            Quatre whimpered slightly and hung his head. Everyone melted.

"oooh! The poor bunny, Conner, get those cuffs of the poor guy! Poor little fellow, he looks so cute! I bet you wanna go home to your mommy!"

All males present started throwing up, except Quatre and the female officer who had glomped on him. Quatre looked up at her with tears glimmering in his eyes.

            "I, just wanna go home ma'am, will you please take me and my friends home?"

            His bottom lip quivered perfectly and the officer looked like she was going to cry herself. Duo and Quatre were placed in a car while Trowa was getting his own cuffs off. The majority of the officers had gone to help the poor Mr. Victim, so it wasn't very hard for the bunny to slip into the front drivers' seat.  

            Trowa noticed Quatre turning the keys in the ignition, and jumped on the roof of the car as it sped away, much to the annoyance of the officers. The tooth faerie was desperately trying to grab a firm hold, when the car stalled at 40 mph and sent his head smashing into the light.

"It's a standard Q-man, you gotta use the clutch!"

"Ok, thank you Duo"

            Trowa fervently hoped that they didn't decide to turn on the lights or the sirens, but fate was against him that night.

            "Hey, Duo, see if you can find the sirens and light buttons, then I won't get a ticket for speeding"

Trowa rolled his eye. They had sabotaged 3 houses, resisted arrest caused hundreds of dollars worth of damage and where now stealing a cop car. Quatre was worried about a speeding ticket? The rest of his thoughts were drowned out as Duo found the lights and siren button. 

            Heero had seen the other get arrested and was now trying desperately to catch up to the speeding car by running behind it.

            Wufei had heard the sirens and hoped that the police would shoot the rampaging GI JANES if he caught up to them. He switched course to get to the sirens. The girls were right on his tail and he was tiring badly.

            Quatre looked in the review mirror and noticed Heero running behind. He jammed on the brakes to wait for the Perfect Soldier. However, he failed to notice how close to the car Heero was, and the pilot, with all the grace of an ostrich on crack, slammed into the back of the police cruiser, effectively stunning himself.

            Wufei saw the police car, and he saw Heero behind it. He confidently slowed down, knowing that Heero would shoot them. What he didn't know, was that Heero was taking a nap right now.  Immediately he was set upon by the GIs. Heero chose that moment to wake up, and saw Wufei's predicament.

           "Shoot them Yuy! Their gonna kill me"

But Heero remembered that he only had Rubber bullets in his gun, and not nearly enough to stop the rampaging women who where attacking Wufei. He chewed his lip until Quatre and Duo suddenly turned up. They were driving the cop car that had arrested them after Quatre's "Prank." Trowa was holding onto to the siren on the top of the vehicle for his life.

Quatre shoved the stick into 4th and floored it.

"BOWLING FOR BITCHES!"

            Duo yelled out the window. The girls looked up and screamed. Wufei was dropped and they ran for their lives.

            Trowa dropped from the top of the car, Duo and Quatre shut off the engine and got out of the cruiser. Heero helped Wufei up. They stood there and looked at each other. Duo strode over and kissed Heero, who dropped Wufei. Trowa was kissing Quatre as well while Wufei sat down and tried to breathe.

            A bright light blinded them all as 45 cop cars surrounded them. Dozens of guns clicked off the safety.

"Don't move! Put you hands in the air!" And a female voice was heard to say

"aaww, look at the cute bunny!"

~ Preview of Next Chapter~

Wufei lay on the hard cot in his police cell, shivering slightly. He moaned in pain. The others watched him sympathetically.

"Poor Wufei"

            Quatre whispered.

"Candy withdrawal symptoms are always the worst!"

~End of Preview~

You like? You better. This one took me while to think up. School starts soon for me so I won't have much time to continue this. (I promise I won't give up on it) But I could write faster if you give me some ideas…. :)