A Gundam Wing Halloween 4

            The lovers pulled apart and looked around themselves. A wise male officer and placed his hand over the mouth of the female officer who had thought Quatre was cute. He was a veteran from the 'battle' at Mr. Victim's house and knew the power of persuasion the 'cute bunny' possessed.

            Heero pulled his gun out. Wufei took out his Katana. Trowa dropped into a classic fighting stance Quatre continued to look cute while Duo brandished his full and heavy bag of candy.

            "Put down your weapons and surrounded you are surrendered!"

            The pilots and all the officers who had not met the Commander looked puzzled. The Commander sighed heavily.

            "Surrender you are surrounded"

            The boys and officers nodded understandably. Then moved back into 'fight' mode.

            "I shall never surrender! The candy lent power to my veins and pure adrenaline shall course through me! None can defeat the great ZORRO!!"

            Wufei screamed, doing a funky looking dance as he yelled. He dropped back into his original pose. The pilots all sweat-dropped. One of the junior officers (an ex-dj from MTV) pulled his ghetto blaster out of the back of the car and placed it on the car roof. Pulling on some cool looking shades, he pushed play.

            ♪ Kung Fu Fighting♪

            The pilots cocked an ear to the song, then yelled their battle cries and went to work. The officers shot, but each pilot was well versed in the Matrix, and easily dodged the bullets. Quatre bounced around and distracted men by making them throw up with his cuteness, while Trowa followed him and knocked out the distracted police. Heero had run out of his funky looking bullets, which really puzzled the cops, but had stolen some of the out-cold cop guns and was doing a good job. Wufei was slicing everyone's belts off, making the officers run away and find some other means of covering themselves. Duo swung his bag and laid the cops out like deadwood.

            A cop backed into the car playing the tunes and caused the CD to skip to another song.

♪ Lara Fabian's I will love again  ♫

            All action stopped. The commander, who was currently in battle with Wufei looked up to the CD player.

"I refuse to fight to such de-meaning music"

The DJ/Cop swore and ran over to his 'baby', pushing the next button, everyone sighed with relief

♪Mortal Kombat Theme♫

            Wufei pulled up his Katana and continued to parry thrusts with the Commander.

"I am so dead!!!"

            Wufei smirked.

            "I know you are"

"You are so dead!"

            Wufei scowled.

"You need a speech therapist"

"I know but their so inexpensive"

"What?"

"Oh, no, I did it again didn't I?"

"Yes you did, but do not worry, I will put you out of your misery."

            The Commander ducked underneath Wufei's blade and started to tickle him. The pilot couldn't stop laughing and dropped his blade. The commander promptly cuffed his hands and put him in the back of a patrol car.

            Quatre and Trowa were caught by a group of female officers who glomped on both of them. They were shoved into the back of another police car.  Duo's bag got a rip in it from some officer's star-shaped badge. The contents of the bag fell out. Nicely into the back of the car Wufei was riding in, (the window was partially open)

            Weaponless, the Shinigami didn't last long. A baker's dozen of officers floored him with their weight. He was placed into another cop car. Wufei started to fill up his depleted body with more sugar. Soon, the large pile of candy in the car was gone. Wufei then tried to slip out the open window, but found out that he was too fat from eating all the candy. He sat and sulked in the back of the car. 

            Only Heero remained. The song ended and the last one started.

♫ Drowning Pool's Bodies ♪

            Running out of ammo, Heero went into total Bruce Lee/Jackie Chan/Jet Lee/Neo Mode. Officers  shot but Neo Mode put him out of the way of any bullets, officers were thrown out of the way with Bruce Lee Mode, he avoided people and used anything that came into hand as a weapon with Jackie Chan Mode and made sure the officers wouldn't attack him again with Jet Lee Mode.

            "Jesus Christ! Who is this kid!?"

            One officer asked as he jumped out of the way of yet another kick. The other pilots in the back of the police cars watched as Heero suddenly went Super Saiyen.

            "What the hell was that?"

Wufei asked himself. Heero's hair was blonde and standing up on end, while his clothes rippled with an invisible force. He smirked and started throwing cars around with Ki blasts.

            Quatre and Trowa watched thoughtfully.

'Well, he does come from Japan, so it makes sense that he can change his Anime's as he pleases."

"Makes sense to me Trowa"

            However, Goku suddenly transported nearby and tapped Heero on the shoulder. Startled, Heero read the copyright contract Goku showed him. Swearing, the soldier dropped his SSJ form and Goku disappeared.

            The cops surrounded him and Heero was thrown into the back of a police car.

The commander made sure it was a male officer that drove Quatre and Trowa to the police station. The pilots were placed gently in a cell that was painted bright pink.

            "Why is this cell bright pink?"

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            Quatre asked.

No one knew the answer so the y didn't say anything. Wufei was lying on the cot, shivering slightly. He moaned in pain. The others watched him sympathetically.

"Poor Wufei"

Quatre whispered.

"Candy withdrawal symptoms are always the worst!"

            One of the officers from the fight came to talk to them through the bars.

"Do you guys know what you did?"

Everyone minus Wufei gave him a blank look. Quatre had the perfect picture of innocence on his face.

"Who? Us? Oh, but we are merely young men exploring our differences in a diverse and challenging world."

The officer snorted as he held up a piece of paper and started to list things and expenses.

"1) Mr. Trand's house- He was fined for the littering of toilet paper, which was passed on to you. $98. The removal of Silly string by the Junk 4 Us company $65. Cleaning his house and property with the Molly Maid Company $125. $39 worth of air fresheners.

2) Mr. &Mrs. White's house- The cost to replace the burnt tree's ranges from between $300-$1000. Depending on whether or not the family wants to replace the tree's or merely cut away the burnt branches. The damage to the house equals roughly $4500.

3) The most expensive one here is Mr. Stronghelms poor house- $1000 for re-painting. $400 for lawn repair. $12,200 for household damages. $450 for psychiatric care due to a breakdown. $ 40,500 for the price of the monkeys and the veterinary care they required after the incident. Not too mention the money he wants to make when he sues you.

As for the crimes you committed. Stealing a police car, resisting arrest, speeding, driving in an uncontrolled manner and the others should get you about 65 years each.

I need to know how you're all gonna pay for this, because I'm sure you can't afford it."

Heero stood up.

"I can afford it all, including our bail."

The officer balked then paled.

"how?"

"do you take Visa?"

The Officer nodded dumbly and wrote down the numbers Heero reeled off. He left to make the transaction.

"Heero, where did you get all that money?"

"I didn't, it was Relena's visa number."

Duo cackled loud enough to wake up Wufei, who was finally asleep.

"ugh, this cell color is giving me a great headache."

Trowa complained. Soon, the officer came back and told them the money had gone through and they were free to go. Trowa and Duo helped Wufei. They all walked home. Dawn was just starting to peek over the edge of the mountains.

"Did you enjoy Halloween guys?"

Duo asked, the others nodded and Heero said they had to do it again next year.

~Several days later~

Relena was drinking a cup of tea and reading her book '101 ways to get Heero Yuy to love you' when Pagen came in with her mail. There was an especially thick envelope in his hand as Relena stood up to open it. It was her Visa Bill for the previous month.

Heero coked his head.

"did you guys hear anything?"

The gang were sneaking out of an Oz base in Antartica. Duo listened very hard.

"Sounded a bit like that girl that stalks you Heero."

Heero shuddered as they continued.

~Finished (maybe) ~

            I'm not sure, but there might be a sequel with Relena tracking down the pilots to make them pay her bill, but I'm skeptical on the idea. Give me 5 reviews saying I should or shouldn't. That's how I'll decide. J