A/N: I can just imagine what it would be like having Draco Malfoy sing
that. Ha… Hey, if any of you have ideas of what else I can have Harry and
Ron do to cause instantaneous hilarity, please tell me in a review, and
I'll do it. Also, if you have any songs you'd like to put in, please tell
me that, too.
Disclaimer: I don't own Harry Potter, neither do you, (unless you're J.K. Rowling!) all I own is four books, a movie poster, and my own HP web site! Please visit it at http://www.angelfire.com/grrl/harrypotter7
Chapter 4
Harry was still laughing about Malfoy's singing as him and Ron climbed into their beds in the dorm. Ron, Seamus, Neville, and Dean all shared this infectious hilarity, all of them laughing their heads off.
"The Draco Malfoy Singing Sensation," said Neville. He trailed off as he started to laugh again.
In the girls' dormitories…
"Oh, my, did you see that Draco Malfoy?" giggled Lavender. Lavender, Hermione, and Parvati had just gotten back from brushing their teeth, and were now discussing (as girls do) Malfoy's abrupt singing in their dorm.
Even though Hermione disapproved of the potion Ron and Harry had made, she still had to admit that this time, the results were pretty funny.
Parvati smashed her face into her pillow to silence her laughter. It didn't work. Raising her head up again, she squealed,
"Malfoy is such a jerk! He probably sung that just to get attention. But then again, we're all just kids; we all like attention. But he has like no friends, and no respect for himself. I wouldn't be surprised if he got in a broom accident one day,"
"But he has to have a heart somewhere," Hermione said. "Maybe he's only nice to his parents." But then she looked surprised as Parvati and Lavender suddenly belted out,
"Last day of the rest of his life,
Wishes he would have known 'cause he didn't kiss his mama goodbye,
Didn't tell her how much he loved her, how much he cared,
Or thanked his pops for all the talks and all the wisdom he shared."
Lavender: "Unaware, he just did what he always do,
Everyday the same routine before he flies off to school,"
Parvati: "But who knew this day wasn't like the rest,
Instead of takin' a test,
He took a curse to the chest."
Then the girls stopped singing.
"My," said Hermione weakly, "That was strange."
***
In the Great Hall at breakfast the next morning, just before Harry, Ron, and Hermione head off to Transfiguration.
All over the Great Hall students were exclaiming over the events of the night before. Apparently, a lot of the students had inhaled the fog, and most had sung at least one song. Harry, Ron, and Dean were talking about how Seamus and Neville should join a Muggle boy band. Hermione, Lavender, and Parvati were talking about how they should form a Hogwarts choir.
How long until this potion wears off?
Song credits: P.O.D. "Youth of the Nation"
La la la, please review, thank ye kindly.
Disclaimer: I don't own Harry Potter, neither do you, (unless you're J.K. Rowling!) all I own is four books, a movie poster, and my own HP web site! Please visit it at http://www.angelfire.com/grrl/harrypotter7
Chapter 4
Harry was still laughing about Malfoy's singing as him and Ron climbed into their beds in the dorm. Ron, Seamus, Neville, and Dean all shared this infectious hilarity, all of them laughing their heads off.
"The Draco Malfoy Singing Sensation," said Neville. He trailed off as he started to laugh again.
In the girls' dormitories…
"Oh, my, did you see that Draco Malfoy?" giggled Lavender. Lavender, Hermione, and Parvati had just gotten back from brushing their teeth, and were now discussing (as girls do) Malfoy's abrupt singing in their dorm.
Even though Hermione disapproved of the potion Ron and Harry had made, she still had to admit that this time, the results were pretty funny.
Parvati smashed her face into her pillow to silence her laughter. It didn't work. Raising her head up again, she squealed,
"Malfoy is such a jerk! He probably sung that just to get attention. But then again, we're all just kids; we all like attention. But he has like no friends, and no respect for himself. I wouldn't be surprised if he got in a broom accident one day,"
"But he has to have a heart somewhere," Hermione said. "Maybe he's only nice to his parents." But then she looked surprised as Parvati and Lavender suddenly belted out,
"Last day of the rest of his life,
Wishes he would have known 'cause he didn't kiss his mama goodbye,
Didn't tell her how much he loved her, how much he cared,
Or thanked his pops for all the talks and all the wisdom he shared."
Lavender: "Unaware, he just did what he always do,
Everyday the same routine before he flies off to school,"
Parvati: "But who knew this day wasn't like the rest,
Instead of takin' a test,
He took a curse to the chest."
Then the girls stopped singing.
"My," said Hermione weakly, "That was strange."
***
In the Great Hall at breakfast the next morning, just before Harry, Ron, and Hermione head off to Transfiguration.
All over the Great Hall students were exclaiming over the events of the night before. Apparently, a lot of the students had inhaled the fog, and most had sung at least one song. Harry, Ron, and Dean were talking about how Seamus and Neville should join a Muggle boy band. Hermione, Lavender, and Parvati were talking about how they should form a Hogwarts choir.
How long until this potion wears off?
Song credits: P.O.D. "Youth of the Nation"
La la la, please review, thank ye kindly.
