The next part in my series. By the way, after Relena got the visa bill, she screamed and passed out. Here we go…

"Miss Relena?"

The former queen of the world opened her eyes. She was lying on her pink bedspread on her pink bed in her pink room wearing her pink pyjamas. She daintily raised a hand to her head and blinked dramatically.

            "Am I going to be alright Paegen?"

She said it in such a weak voice that Paegen rolled his eyes.

            "You're perfectly fine Miss. Relena"

            "But…I feel so weak"

Paegen almost threw up. //damn women! Stop being so over-dramatic//

"I need help standing up Paegen"

The butler offered his hand to help her, but she 'swooned' into his arms. As soon as she was standing, Paegen let go and she gracelessly fell to the floor. She was sitting there, moaning in pain and exhaustion when Paegen said loudly.

"I'll just have to deal with Herro Yuy myself then"

Instantly, Relena was on her feet, all traces of fatigue gone from her.

"No Paegen! I will track Heero Yuy down and force him to pay that outrageous bill, I swear it on my grave."

Paegen dearly wished to put her in her grave right then and there, but left so the lady could get dressed.

~*~

Back to our pilots who are still off in that Antarctica base.

~*~

"That was really fun you guys!"

"Yes Duo, we know"

"I want to do it again"

Trowa looked at Quatre in alarm for saying such a thing. He didn't want his cute Quatre to turn into that evil monster again. Heero told the group that they would have to wait another 11 months before they could do it again. Then Wufei tersely told them to shut up and arm the explosives. He did not want to be reminded of his embarrassing downfall in the face of sugar.

            They crept slowly along until Duo once again broke the silence.

"What do you think Heero's stalker is gonna do with that visa bill?"

Quatre giggled insanely, it had been his prank and him stealing the cop car that had made up the majority of the bill.

            "Her name is Relena Dorlian Peacecraft, Duo"

The 02 pilot turned around so fast he nearly fell over. Heero glared at Wufei.

"How do you know the name of my stalker?"

Wufei turned a deep crimson when the rest of the company turned to look at him.

"I…well…it's purely"

"There they are!"

A shot rang out and nearly a bakers dozen of soldiers broke into a run toward them. The pilots drew their weapons and fought, but still continued their conversation.

"So, Wu-man, how do you know this Relena chick?"

"I'll tell you later"

"But I wanna know now!"

"Later Maxwell!"

Duo pouted until he noticed that Heero was once again shooting off neon coloured bullets, though they were metal this time. He was completely confused as he had not tampered with his boyfriend's gun before this particular mission. Duo wasn't the only one to notice.

"What are you doing Herro?"

The perfect soldier however, had a philatelic look in his eyes as he chanted.

"Colour kills, killing colours death by color, die colourfully!"

            Quatre and Trowa exchanged glances as Heero clapped his hands in joy.

"That's a new one"

Wufei said with raised eyebrows. Heero abruptly put his gun away and returned to his previous state of stoicness. (AN. Is that even a word?)  He cleared his throat loudly.

"Ahem, let's go"

Duo stepped over a soldier who had more colors on him then a hyper active rainbow. He followed his groupee out the door. Trowa was bestowed upon the honour of "pushing the button."

The base exploded, but to the astonishment of four of the pilots, it exploded in greens and blues, yellows and reds, pink and purples. Heero giggled like a little schoolgirl and skipped off to the jeep. The other pilots followed.

"So, how do you know Heero's stalker?"

"GO AWAY!!!"

~*~

            Wufei locked his bedroom door and sat down on his bed to read. Trowa, who shared the room with the Chinese boy, looked up from his own book.

            "hiding from Duo again?"

            "The stupid braided Baka will not stop asking me about Relena"

            Trowa nodded, and continued on with his reading. Duo stopped by Wufei's door, and pulled out his lock picking set. His imagination kept thinking up wild ways about how his friend knew Heeros' stalker. Maybe, in Wufei's far off homeland, she was a slave, and he saved her. Or she was once his lover, in a remote world. Duo grinned to himself as the explanations his mind gave, turned more…intimate.

~*~

            Relena stood next to the computer consol as the Dr. J checked up on his pilots. Using the tracking device he had placed in the Gundams, the man had no problem finding his "boys"

            "So, Miss. Relena, why is it again that you need to desperately find them?"

            She huffed and squared her shoulders, trying to act innocent in her pink dress with the pink shoes and socks. She adjusted her pink shawl and repeated what she had told him several minutes ago.

            "I need to employ the skills of several bodyguards, and the Gundam Pilots are the only ones who are qualified to guard someone as special, thankless, caring, loveable, enjoyable, kind…"

            Dr. J rolled his eyes, and tuned out the rest of her adjectives.

"…and thoughtful as me"

            She finished, five minutes later. Dr. J gave her the address of the safe house deep in Antarctica that the pilots were staying in for the next little while. She flounced off in her pink hat. The doctor watched her go, desperately hoping that Heero would shoot her on sight. But this would be a good test for them, he thought. Test for his pilots against the might of a women such as Relena, well, not a women really, and ugly, selfish, conceited….

            ~5 more reviews people, and you can read about how Relena meets up with the guys, when sparks, and bullets, fly.~