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            Relena was in a plane that she had specially charted. It was flying over Antarctica, and guess what. It was pink. Much to the crews' dismay, the princess was not going to pay them the considerable sum of money she had promised to pay them for the trip out here, unless the plane was pink. A nice, fuchsia pink. She leaned over the pilots shoulder to give him the co-ordinates. The annoyed pilot flipped her pink scarf off his shoulder.

            "These are pretty remote places here miss. What's so important that you'll go down there?"

            Relena got all teary eyed and clasped her hands together in a perfect pose of heartfelt pain.

            "Because that….that is where my lover is, and I need him, like he needs me!"

            She sniffed, then screamed slightly as she was hurtled out of the cockpit by a sudden upward motion of the plane. The co-pilot snickered as his friend righted the plane again.

            "Good move boss. She was so annoying! Who's the stupid guy that's her lover?"

            The pilot felt a great wave of sympathy for that poor person. The wave quickly turned into a tsunami as he heard her telling yet another member of her crew about her pink bedroom.

            A different man quickly ran into the pilots' room and shut the door behind him. He was breathing hard and furiously scrubbing at his face.

            "What's wrong!?"

            The two pilots asked, turning around quickly.

            "It tried to put BLUSH on me!!"

            "Why?"

            "She said I wasn't…I wasn't PINK enough for her!!"

            The man screamed, still rubbing his face.

            "Ok, this is it."

            The co-pilot stood up and left the room, the other man following. The pilot however, decided to stay and steer his airplane, though when he remembered what color it was, he seriously considered crashing it.

            The he heard a rapidly diminishing scream, followed by a cheer from his crew. The co-pilot came back in and sat down. 

            "So?"

            The Pilot asked.

            "Well, we told her that if she wore a certain backpack, it might make her look slimmer. So she put it on, asked how she looked and started talking all over again. We suggested she move closer to the door, where the light was better. The stupid women did, and she seemed to "accidentally" fall out the door."

            "Oh darn"

            The amused pilot said as he turned the plane around.

            "We were still about a mile away from her co-ordinates"

            The pink plane, with its laughing crew, left Antarctica's airspace.

~*~

            Duo and Quatre were outside, building a snowman. For once, the day was clear with blue sky as far as the eye could see. The snow sparkled beautifully. Wufei crept out of the house, and picked up a fistful of snow. Moulding it quickly, he whipped the snowball in the general direction of Duo's head.

            "Hey!"

            The Chinese boy giggled madly behind his hand. Duo shook the snow out of his hair and looked around for his aggressor. He spotted Heero coming back into the house with a pail of snow to melt. He grinned evilly. He bent to the ground and scooped up a very large amount of snow.

            Trowa came out with a thermos of hot chocolate and several cups. Quatre gave him a gentle smile as he took one of the mugs. Wufei crept out from behind the house and also took a mug. Trowa's eyes scanned the flat area for the other two pilots. But his eyes caught something else.

            "What is that?"

            He asked, pointing with the thermos into the sky at an object. Wufei squinted.

            "It's…it can't be. But it looks like a floating pink blob."

            "No, it's sinking; it looks like a parachute attached to a, well, like Wufei said a pink blob."

            There was a strangled scream that sounded like Duo. The trio looked around the corner of the house, and saw that the braided boy was buried up to his neck in freezing snow. He glared at the retreating form of his boyfriend.

            "I love you too Heero!!"

            The perfect soldier nodded his agreement as he entered the house. Duo struggled, but couldn't free himself. He looked pleadingly at the others. Wufei turned back to the pink object.

            "Do you think it could be a supply box?"

            "It might be"

            But then, across the expanse of ice and snow, there came a high pitched scream.

            "HHHEEEERRRROOOO!!"

            Wufei screamed in response, and ran into the house. Quatre and Trowa, who had never met Relena, were appalled that the pink blob was a human, let alone a woman. The two men could never live with themselves unless they did the right thing, which was, of course, to bring her back to the house before she died of cold. They set off on the only snowmobile.

~*~

            Heero was completely bowled over when a gibbering Wufei ran into him. He grabbed the perfect soldier by the shirt and forced him to look into his mad eyes.

            "It's come! It has found us and it has come!!"

            He abruptly fell unconscious and Heero barely managed to catch him. With a confused shake of his head, the man placed his friend on the bed, and put more coal in the fireplace. The safe house did not have running water, heat or electricity, and the cold was seeping in through the wood. He pulled the blankets up the other persons chin. He then went out to dig his boyfriend out of the snow, for a price.

~*~

            Quatre had to pull his eyes away from the blinding pinkness of the woman who stood before him. She was trying to get the parachute off, but was becoming even more tangled in the fabric. Shielding his eyes, Trowa pulled his rather large hunting knife to help cut away the material that bound Relena.

            The girl however, could see only the sun reflecting off the blade, as the parachute obscured her line of sight.

            "HHHEEEERRROOOOOO!!"

            She shrilly screamed, believing that she was about to be captured by cannibalistic Eskimos. Trowa's ears, nearly blown to pieces by the screech pressed into his head. He basically freaked out and jumped back. Holding his aching head in his hands. Quatre moved forward to support his friend.

~*~

            Heero abruptly stopped scooping snow away from Duo's waist. The other man was shaking quite badly, and Heero actually felt guilt. He had not meant to forget about his friend for so long. But now another immediate danger struck him. She had found him. That was who Wufei was talking about. It was Relena. He grabbed Duo's arms and force fully pulled him out of the snow. He quickly carried the other person in to the house and dropped him unceremoniously onto another bed beside Wufei. Throwing several blankets at him, Heero ran out to find the other two pilots.

            His heart beat fast and fear dried his mouth when he saw Quatre and Trowa arriving back on the snowmobile, with a large pink bundle. He briefly thought about locking the door anyway, and leaving the two men out there with her. If they were stupid enough to bring her here, then they should suffer the consequences. But a split second later he knew that there was no way he could subjugate such honest men with the burden of Relena. No one deserved the torture of being stuck anywhere with her.

            The pink bundle moved, and Relena saw her "lover".

            "HHHEEERRROOOOO!!!"

            The shrill scream now pierced Quatre's ears. The blonde was driving the snowmobile because Trowa was still having difficulty with his own hearing. The sudden sharp, painful burst of sound crashed into the Arabians ears and threw off his balance completely. That and the sound waves of the shriek tipped the snowmobile over.

            Heero saw his chance. Grabbing Trowa and a semi-conscious Quatre, he literally ragged them into the house. Relena had been thrown clear of the snowmobile. But her pink skirt had been thrown over her head, blinding her. She was also lying on her back with her arms and legs flailing wildly, shrieking the whole time, though it was muffled by her skirt.

            Duo was watching from the window, and he thought she looked just like a bug caught upside down. An ugly pink bug, mind you. He pulled down the blinds and went to check on Quatre, pulling his blanket righter around his shoulders.

            Heero at this time had three of his five pilots incapacitated. He had the biggest threat of his life on his hands, and only Duo was able-bodied. Wufei was obviously crazy, hiding under a blanket whimpering in fear. Trowa and Quatre were trying desperately to get their ears to function normally. Quatre couldn't get his equilibrium sorted out.

            Duo strode up to him.

            "It wasn't killed in the crash, it still lives."

            Heero nodded wordlessly. Even though he doubted that something as simple as a tipped over snowmobile could kill her. They could hope. There was also that slight problem that when ever Heero was near Relena, she was mysteriously hurt somehow. Those evil guards have a habit of popping up around her, although he had a sneaky suspicion she might have hired one or two of them. 

            He sighed heavily, and picked up his gun, or rather, pulled it out of his shorts. (yes even in Antarctica, Heero wears spandex) Moving toward the window, he raised the blinds enough to see that Relena was still caught on her back her skirt was flapping in the breeze, revealing her pink thong.

 Duo's eyes widened, before he fainted clean away. With an extreme amount of self-control, Heero managed to pull the trigger at the figure before he too, fell into the black pit of unconsciousness. As he fell, his eyes burned with the image of what he had seen, and he could hear himself scream.

~there we go, another chapter done! Tell me what you think guys!!! I need support here. Alrightly, five more reviews and you can find out if Relena's going to get into the house or not. ;) ~