Disclaimer: I love Harry Potter, man! I know this is the worlds' most un-
funny humorous fic, but y'all just gonna hafta deal. (Hah!) Unfortunately,
I don't own Harry Potter. (I would like to own Oliver Wood and the Weasley
twins, however. Hehehe.)
Chapter 5
"Transfiguration with the Slytherins," grumbled Ron as the trio walked into McGonagall's class. "When is this charm going to wear off, again, Hermione?"
"Oh, around suppertime tonight." she answered, head buried in a book.
"Look here, it's the triple-uglies," said Malfoy nastily from behind Harry.
"Nice insult," said Harry, turning around. "Did you come up with it all by yourself?" he said, plastering a fake smile on his face and whipping back around to talk to his friends. Then the Professor swept in and the class started.
"Gah," said Ron as he poked at his porcupine with his wand. "What are we supposed to be turning this thing into, again?"
"A pincushion, you great dolt," snickered Hermione quietly. She had already transfigured hers and been given ten points for Gryffindor. Hermione sat quietly at their table, reading a book and watching Ron and Harry struggle with the transfiguration. What none of them saw was a girl looking at Ron from across the room. She had finished her transfiguration, too, and was reading a book. Although, it may have been difficult for her to read, as it was upside down. She was looking over the top of it with a dreamy gaze at Ron Weasley. (Who wasn't very gangly anymore. During the summer before their fifth year, he had grown, and was, by American terms, pretty hot. Then again, so was Harry. He was, also in American terms, kind of a [Quidditch] jock.)
At the bell, the students gathered their things and started the usual rush to the door. Ron, Harry, and the 'mysterious' girl were the last to leave, even after the teacher. (Harry had to clean up a bottle of ink he'd spilled after writing down the homework assignment.) As Hermione, Ron and Harry walked out of the room, Ron said,
"Oy! I left my bag. I'll meet you guys out there in a minute." As they nodded and left, Ron grabbed his book from under his chair, then looked up into the face of Lavender Brown. His face got red as she started to sing in a strong soprano voice:
"I love you, always forever
Near and far, closer together
Everywhere, I will be with you
Everything, I will do for you…"
Lavender abruptly stopped singing at that point and, blushing furiously, ran out the door. Ron shook his head and followed her to meet his friends, his face as red as his hair. As he came out, Harry looked at his watch while they headed for their next class, Defense Against the Dark Arts. "It's only ten o' clock. Nothing happened during Transfiguration, though. Maybe the spell is wearing off early."
Ron grimaced and looked at the retreating figure of Lavender Brown. "Um, Harry, I don't really think so…"
A/N: I don't remember who sang that song or what it's called. Well, R&R!
Chapter 5
"Transfiguration with the Slytherins," grumbled Ron as the trio walked into McGonagall's class. "When is this charm going to wear off, again, Hermione?"
"Oh, around suppertime tonight." she answered, head buried in a book.
"Look here, it's the triple-uglies," said Malfoy nastily from behind Harry.
"Nice insult," said Harry, turning around. "Did you come up with it all by yourself?" he said, plastering a fake smile on his face and whipping back around to talk to his friends. Then the Professor swept in and the class started.
"Gah," said Ron as he poked at his porcupine with his wand. "What are we supposed to be turning this thing into, again?"
"A pincushion, you great dolt," snickered Hermione quietly. She had already transfigured hers and been given ten points for Gryffindor. Hermione sat quietly at their table, reading a book and watching Ron and Harry struggle with the transfiguration. What none of them saw was a girl looking at Ron from across the room. She had finished her transfiguration, too, and was reading a book. Although, it may have been difficult for her to read, as it was upside down. She was looking over the top of it with a dreamy gaze at Ron Weasley. (Who wasn't very gangly anymore. During the summer before their fifth year, he had grown, and was, by American terms, pretty hot. Then again, so was Harry. He was, also in American terms, kind of a [Quidditch] jock.)
At the bell, the students gathered their things and started the usual rush to the door. Ron, Harry, and the 'mysterious' girl were the last to leave, even after the teacher. (Harry had to clean up a bottle of ink he'd spilled after writing down the homework assignment.) As Hermione, Ron and Harry walked out of the room, Ron said,
"Oy! I left my bag. I'll meet you guys out there in a minute." As they nodded and left, Ron grabbed his book from under his chair, then looked up into the face of Lavender Brown. His face got red as she started to sing in a strong soprano voice:
"I love you, always forever
Near and far, closer together
Everywhere, I will be with you
Everything, I will do for you…"
Lavender abruptly stopped singing at that point and, blushing furiously, ran out the door. Ron shook his head and followed her to meet his friends, his face as red as his hair. As he came out, Harry looked at his watch while they headed for their next class, Defense Against the Dark Arts. "It's only ten o' clock. Nothing happened during Transfiguration, though. Maybe the spell is wearing off early."
Ron grimaced and looked at the retreating figure of Lavender Brown. "Um, Harry, I don't really think so…"
A/N: I don't remember who sang that song or what it's called. Well, R&R!
