Disclaimer: I do not own any Smash Bros. characters.


In a galaxy not very far away, that is very similar to ours,

actually it is ours, live a group of idiots who decided to open a school,

This school is designed for all Smashers who wish to come, present and future, (and past),

and smart kids such as:

the lunatic author Ryan (sturm6972 fanfic penname) and

his strange, funny friend Di-Khiem Tran (Di for short (Dedede123 fanfic penname)).

The first day of school is about to begin...


RINGRINGRINGRING


Ryan: Stupid alarm clock...


Di: Why the hell do we have to get up so early....


Link: Because it's our first day at the Smasher's School of Destruction.


Marth: So? I would care why?


Mario: Get your @$$es up and letsa go!


Roy: SHUT UP!!! [snore]


(Early riser Mario leaves for school early)


Ryan: Di, get up and wake Roy. Be careful of his sleeping slash disorder.


Roy: (slash, slash) mumble...mumble...funny monkeys....hee....hee (slash, slash)


Di: Wake up Roy... (Di shakes Roy)(slash) OW!!!!!!! Son of a b****! F***ING @$$hole!!!!!!!!!! Oh damn, damn, damn, damn, damn, damn, damn......


Roy: What??!! What?! I'm up, geez.


Di: You came sooooo... close to cutting my arm off.


Roy: So? No loss for you, not that you're useful...


Di: Ohhh... You're gonna get it now....


Breakfast


Roy: Uhhhh... so many bruises in so many places.


Di: I agree, I hate you.


Roy: I hate you more.


Di: I hate you most.


Roy: I hate you times 2.


Di: I hate you times 10.


Roy: I hate you times 1,000.


Di: I hate you times 100,000.


Roy: I hate you times infinity.


Di: I hate you infinity times infinity.


Roy: Want some Cheerios?


Di: Okay.


Ryan: You losers.... Let's go.