Disclaimer: I do not own any Smash Bros. characters.
In a galaxy not very far away, that is very similar to ours,
actually it is ours, live a group of idiots who decided to open a school,
This school is designed for all Smashers who wish to come, present and future, (and past),
and smart kids such as:
the lunatic author Ryan (sturm6972 fanfic penname) and
his strange, funny friend Di-Khiem Tran (Di for short (Dedede123 fanfic penname)).
The first day of school is about to begin...
RINGRINGRINGRING
Ryan: Stupid alarm clock...
Di: Why the hell do we have to get up so early....
Link: Because it's our first day at the Smasher's School of Destruction.
Marth: So? I would care why?
Mario: Get your @$$es up and letsa go!
Roy: SHUT UP!!! [snore]
(Early riser Mario leaves for school early)
Ryan: Di, get up and wake Roy. Be careful of his sleeping slash disorder.
Roy: (slash, slash) mumble...mumble...funny monkeys....hee....hee (slash, slash)
Di: Wake up Roy... (Di shakes Roy)(slash) OW!!!!!!! Son of a b****! F***ING @$$hole!!!!!!!!!! Oh damn, damn, damn, damn, damn, damn, damn......
Roy: What??!! What?! I'm up, geez.
Di: You came sooooo... close to cutting my arm off.
Roy: So? No loss for you, not that you're useful...
Di: Ohhh... You're gonna get it now....
Breakfast
Roy: Uhhhh... so many bruises in so many places.
Di: I agree, I hate you.
Roy: I hate you more.
Di: I hate you most.
Roy: I hate you times 2.
Di: I hate you times 10.
Roy: I hate you times 1,000.
Di: I hate you times 100,000.
Roy: I hate you times infinity.
Di: I hate you infinity times infinity.
Roy: Want some Cheerios?
Di: Okay.
Ryan: You losers.... Let's go.
