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On the Way to School

Roy: WOW! The ground is so frozen that I can pretend I'm skating! (Tries to skate and falls flat on face.)

Di: HA HA!!!

Roy: SHUT UP!!! Ow…

Ryan: Why can't you just cut it out. We only just GOT UP!!! You have all day to argue!!!

Di: So? Why can't we fight now?

Ryan: [sigh] Sometimes I wish you would both just fight to the death and get it all over with.

Marth: (Coming around corner) Hey guys! What's up?

Ryan: Oh, the usual dueling idiots (Roy and Di glare at Ryan). What's up with you?

Marth: Not much, are you attending the "School of Destruction" too? Stupid name in my opinion.

Ryan: Yes-HEY!!! I CAME UP WITH THAT NAME YOU F***ING IMBECILE!!!

Marth: Oh yeah, I forgot you were the author. Sorry.

Di: HEY!!! I'm an author too!

Marth: And?

Di: Oh yeah, you got a point, I didn't write this story.

Ryan: (slapping forehead) Idiots…

Di: I HEARD THAT!!!

(Pichu joins us as he walks around the next corner.)

Pichu: Whatcha guys talkin about?

Ryan: The continuous feuding that occurs among us.

Pichu: What's a feud?

Di: HEY!!! IT WAS MY F***ING IDEA TO MAKE PICHU DUMB AS A NAIL IN MY STORY!!!

Ryan: Yea, so? You're my friend; so, I can steal your ideas.

Di: Good enough for me.

Pichu: What's a doornail?

Ryan: Uhh…

Channel 1 Newscast and Period 1

Announcer: Welcome to the Smasher's School of Destruction-

Marth: That name sucks!!!

Announcer: These are two way speakers and I can hear you!!!

Marth: Aw, crap.

Announcer: Anyway, we all start the day off at the school by watching the Channel 1 newscast every morning. This is followed by eight periods of school, including your lunch period, Period 6. So, let's get started. Teachers, turn on your classroom TVs.

(Our teacher, Mrs. Stratton, turns on TV to reveal two news anchors.)

News Anchor 1: Today, we will address the problem that faces us every day. Take the school bus or walk to school.

News Anchor 2: It is proven that walking to school is better for growing kids…

(Chan. 1 goes on for about 20 minutes.)

Mrs. Stratton: In this class, we will be learning about Algebra, hence the name Algebra 1. Our first unit is all about fractions.

(Several groans are heard throughout the class.)

Mrs. Stratton: Don't give up on fractions that quickly! At least try to have fun! You haven't figured out why this school is called the School of Destruction! (Platform rises out of center of room.) Well, who's first? We'll be studying fractions by seeing how fractions of damage affect fighters.

Class: O_O

Mewtwo: OHH! OHH! PICK ME!!! PICK ME!!!

Mrs. Stratton: Okay, Mewtwo and… PICHU!!!

Pichu: What's a fraction?

(Class groans. Several matches of fighting ensue.)

After Class

Mewtwo: [groan] I hope the next f***ing period is less physical.

Ryan: I got just as many bruises as you b****. Besides, don't worry, next is Language Arts, how can that be physical?

(Ryan's friend Matt walks out of the classroom.)

Roy: Who the hell are you?! I thought only Ryan, Di, and the Smashers were allowed in this school.

Matt: Correction, the Smashers and extremely smart kids.

Mewtwo: Oh, then Ryan, why the f***ing hell didn't you put him (Ryan's friend Edward walks into hall.) or him into the f***ing storyline?!

Ryan: I dunno. Guess I forgot.

Pichu: What's a storyline?

Mewtwo: [groan] F***ing imbecile…