Everybody was ready for their match which was set up randomly. But today it was different. The host specifically said that you're going to go up against your friends and rivals, even if it was more than the traditional four people. Mushroom Kingdom dwellers were first. Mario, Luigi, Peach, Yoshi, and Bowser. These four good guys had trouble hitting each other, since they have loved each other many years, though they all favored cheesing Bowser to their victory. They didn't include DK since he started his own banana-eating life as the good guy. They also left out Mr. Game and Watch since he didn't live in Mushroom Kingdom and he barely knew them. The battle was going on, where many combinations of the fighters beat each other for fun. Yoshi won the match, and they congratulated him, even Bowser.
Up next was the Hyrule dwellers, which was Link, Young Link, Zelda (and Sheik), and Ganondorf. The older Link and the younger Link always stared at each other, always thinking about what they did as that age. Ganondorf stared at Zelda with a fierce look, but always seemed to control it, since he knew the consequences. Once again, the battle started and it couldn't have been better, although Link and Young Link had trouble beating each other, thinking, "How can you slice yourself?" But they did anyway. Ganondorf won the match, and surprisingly, they congratulated him.
The Pokemon quickly came out of their Pokeballs (except for Pikachu and Pichu) to exercise and stretch for their next match. Jigglypuff was practicing her voice, Pikachu and Pichu were training each other with their electricity, and Mewtwo was meditating and moving things around. The battle started and they were fighting like they had no owner, which was barbaric, but fun to watch. Jigglypuff had won the match. She expected clapping, but everyone fell asleep. Then she did her bad art on their faces.
Speed and agility came up next, which was the Star Fox team. Falco Lombardi and Fox McCloud were good friends but good fighters on the field. They fought the military way and spoke only when they weren't training which they do almost all the time. The battle was fierce even though it was only one-on-one. The competitors except for C. Falcon and Samus hardly kept up with their speed. They only saw lasers, fire, fur, and feathers. Falco won the battle and Fox clapped saying nothing.
The next battle was the Fire Emblem heroes. Marth and Roy were similar to Fox and Falco, but they wielded a sword. They fought in the arts of fencing and karate. The battle was raging, and the swords moved in an elegant way which amazed the fighters. They were exhausted, and Roy was mumbling in Japanese and his red, fiery sword flung at Marth, Marth quickly countered and knocked Roy away, winning the match. Roy gave him a pat on the back and they sat down to eat some sushi.
The rest of the Nintendo stars were left out for the day as spectators, since this day was only for the ones who had friends and rivals competing. These characters were C. Falcon, Samus Aran, Ice Climbers, Kirby, Ness, DK, and Mr. Game and Watch. They were absolutely bored and they were just watching the matches knowing they weren't competing for the day. Mr. Game and Watch complained in beeping sounds. Everyone stared at him in confusion. "I think what he's trying to say is that it's not fair we couldn't compete just because we don't have any of our friends or enemies around." Samus said. "It's just one day, lets not stress over it and just get over it." C. Falcon says, although a bit of disappointment in his voice. From this group were just sighs, and beeping.
The next day, the competitors from yesterday were having a conversation. Ganondorf mentioned how he got his training from the warlocks of the great Hyrule world. Luigi then mentions, "I'm sure you could get much better training in Mushroom Kingdom" with Mario nodding.
"I bet none of your turtles or short, dumb creatures can defeat any Star Fox soldier. We are trained in the arts of strategy and combat." says Fox.
Soon, the Pokemon start shouting their names in complain. "We are powerful creatures that can defeat anything, anywhere, even without a master." says Mewtwo.
Marth and Roy soon join the argument and show off their swords, everyone knowing what they were trying to say.
The argument was out of control, and soon the all-stars were tackling each other and fireballs and other projectiles flew in the air. The Nintendo spectators ran to them trying to stop the fight, but it was no use. They were outnumbered. Then, Kirby with his tornado-like breath sucked in everyone, released them, and Samus shot her energy ball.
"Everybody shut up! Everyone here came from different places. We came here for competition and to meet other people." says Ness wisely.
"You wont tell us what to do. I'm not taking this from a little kid. C'mon Fox, lets go." Falco says.
Everyone then leaves with their so-called true friends.
A few hours later, Mario and Luigi were eating a plate of spaghetti. Out of nowhere, Fox and Falco shot their blasters, hitting the plate which forced it to jump up causing the spaghetti to fall on their faces. Peach then comes and cleans them up. Bowser then follows and blows his fiery breath towards the fox and falcon. Marth and Roy were having a conversation, and Link and Young Link sneaks up behind them, cut their pants off, and the Hyrulians burst out laughing. The Pokemon just walked around laughing at their expense. Mewtwo then used his brainwaves to make the two elves' pants fall off. DK saw all of this and shook his head in disgust. DK then tells the rest of the gang. Kirby says with a frown,
"This is too sad. DK, can I have a banana? This is making me hungry."
As everyone went back to their rooms, Bowser suggests, "We have to prove to them that we are the best, and my turtles and Goombas are good, reliable creatures!!!"
The announcer knew what was going on and thought, "This is no Melee, this is no Team Battle, and this is most definitely not a Coin Match, its a Team...Melee! Yeah! That's what I'll call it! Hehehe, Team Melee is gonna be one heck of a showdown..."
Up next was the Hyrule dwellers, which was Link, Young Link, Zelda (and Sheik), and Ganondorf. The older Link and the younger Link always stared at each other, always thinking about what they did as that age. Ganondorf stared at Zelda with a fierce look, but always seemed to control it, since he knew the consequences. Once again, the battle started and it couldn't have been better, although Link and Young Link had trouble beating each other, thinking, "How can you slice yourself?" But they did anyway. Ganondorf won the match, and surprisingly, they congratulated him.
The Pokemon quickly came out of their Pokeballs (except for Pikachu and Pichu) to exercise and stretch for their next match. Jigglypuff was practicing her voice, Pikachu and Pichu were training each other with their electricity, and Mewtwo was meditating and moving things around. The battle started and they were fighting like they had no owner, which was barbaric, but fun to watch. Jigglypuff had won the match. She expected clapping, but everyone fell asleep. Then she did her bad art on their faces.
Speed and agility came up next, which was the Star Fox team. Falco Lombardi and Fox McCloud were good friends but good fighters on the field. They fought the military way and spoke only when they weren't training which they do almost all the time. The battle was fierce even though it was only one-on-one. The competitors except for C. Falcon and Samus hardly kept up with their speed. They only saw lasers, fire, fur, and feathers. Falco won the battle and Fox clapped saying nothing.
The next battle was the Fire Emblem heroes. Marth and Roy were similar to Fox and Falco, but they wielded a sword. They fought in the arts of fencing and karate. The battle was raging, and the swords moved in an elegant way which amazed the fighters. They were exhausted, and Roy was mumbling in Japanese and his red, fiery sword flung at Marth, Marth quickly countered and knocked Roy away, winning the match. Roy gave him a pat on the back and they sat down to eat some sushi.
The rest of the Nintendo stars were left out for the day as spectators, since this day was only for the ones who had friends and rivals competing. These characters were C. Falcon, Samus Aran, Ice Climbers, Kirby, Ness, DK, and Mr. Game and Watch. They were absolutely bored and they were just watching the matches knowing they weren't competing for the day. Mr. Game and Watch complained in beeping sounds. Everyone stared at him in confusion. "I think what he's trying to say is that it's not fair we couldn't compete just because we don't have any of our friends or enemies around." Samus said. "It's just one day, lets not stress over it and just get over it." C. Falcon says, although a bit of disappointment in his voice. From this group were just sighs, and beeping.
The next day, the competitors from yesterday were having a conversation. Ganondorf mentioned how he got his training from the warlocks of the great Hyrule world. Luigi then mentions, "I'm sure you could get much better training in Mushroom Kingdom" with Mario nodding.
"I bet none of your turtles or short, dumb creatures can defeat any Star Fox soldier. We are trained in the arts of strategy and combat." says Fox.
Soon, the Pokemon start shouting their names in complain. "We are powerful creatures that can defeat anything, anywhere, even without a master." says Mewtwo.
Marth and Roy soon join the argument and show off their swords, everyone knowing what they were trying to say.
The argument was out of control, and soon the all-stars were tackling each other and fireballs and other projectiles flew in the air. The Nintendo spectators ran to them trying to stop the fight, but it was no use. They were outnumbered. Then, Kirby with his tornado-like breath sucked in everyone, released them, and Samus shot her energy ball.
"Everybody shut up! Everyone here came from different places. We came here for competition and to meet other people." says Ness wisely.
"You wont tell us what to do. I'm not taking this from a little kid. C'mon Fox, lets go." Falco says.
Everyone then leaves with their so-called true friends.
A few hours later, Mario and Luigi were eating a plate of spaghetti. Out of nowhere, Fox and Falco shot their blasters, hitting the plate which forced it to jump up causing the spaghetti to fall on their faces. Peach then comes and cleans them up. Bowser then follows and blows his fiery breath towards the fox and falcon. Marth and Roy were having a conversation, and Link and Young Link sneaks up behind them, cut their pants off, and the Hyrulians burst out laughing. The Pokemon just walked around laughing at their expense. Mewtwo then used his brainwaves to make the two elves' pants fall off. DK saw all of this and shook his head in disgust. DK then tells the rest of the gang. Kirby says with a frown,
"This is too sad. DK, can I have a banana? This is making me hungry."
As everyone went back to their rooms, Bowser suggests, "We have to prove to them that we are the best, and my turtles and Goombas are good, reliable creatures!!!"
The announcer knew what was going on and thought, "This is no Melee, this is no Team Battle, and this is most definitely not a Coin Match, its a Team...Melee! Yeah! That's what I'll call it! Hehehe, Team Melee is gonna be one heck of a showdown..."
