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Hope you like the third chapter.
And thanks for the story dedication LiLZelda.
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Period 2 (Language Arts)
Edward: You think that you are sooooo smart, don't you Marth?
Marth: Smarter than you anyway.
Edward: Well. IT'S STILL MY XBOX!!!!
Marth: We weren't even talking about your Xbox, you nut!!
Edward: It's still mine.
Marth: You're an f***ing imbecile.
Edward: It's still my Xbox!!!
Roy: SHUT UP!!! I CAN'T BELIEVE SUCH B****ES CAN CONTINUE TO GO ON AND ON LIKE THAT-
Edward: MY XBOX!!! STAY AWA-
DING. DING.DING.
Mrs. Reese: Class has begun, so, stop cussing your heads off.
Edward: Okay.
Mrs. Reese: Anyway, you must have known from your previous school that the CSAP (Colorado Student Assessment Program) time was coming up. Well, unfortunately they are today, your first day of school. However, there is only one test compared to one math, one writing, and one reading. And, I have heard that the tests are really easy and. stupid.
Edward: Yay.
Class: Awww.
Edward: Russians are very smart, I could take the test blindfolded-
Di: No you couldn't.
Edward: SO!!! WHO ASKED YOU!!!
Mrs. Reese: [sigh] Okay, let's begin.
(Hands CSAP's out and tells class to begin.)
CSAP Question 1: Do you see sap?
A: Yes
B: No C: Don't ask me.
CSAP Question 2: Go out to a tree. Do you see sap? A: Yes B: No C: I already said no, now stop asking.
CSAP Question 3: Peel a piece of bark off the tree. Do you see sap? A: Yes B: No C: NO!!! GET AWAY FROM ME YOU F***ING IMBECILES!!! [whimper, whimper]
CSAP Question 4: What was your opinion of this test? A: I HATE IT!!! B: I love and cherish it forever. C: I need to go to the bathroom. D: I REALLY need to go to the bathroom. E: Your test has made me completely insane and now I think I'm going to destroy the entire f***ing world. [hee, hee, crazed laughter, etc.]
Mrs. Reese: Okay, is everyone done?
Most of Class: Yes.
(The rest of the kids are foaming at the mouth.)
Mrs. Reese: Okay.. That seems to have taken the whole period. When the bell rings, you are free to go.
DING. DING. DING.
Matt: Have a good day Mrs. Reese.
Jenny: Suck-up.
Mewtwo: AHHH!!! [starts foaming at mouth (again)] More people. stupid test. [faints].
Matt: That was a little strange.
Jenny: Ya, let's go.
Between 2nd and 3rd period
Falco and Fox: Yay. spanish. My "greatest" subject.
Fiery26: Aww. you better like it or I'll kick you.
Jenny: And, I'll poke you.
Fox: Wow, scary. The Poke-a-nator.
(Jenny pokes Fox in the arm and Fiery26 kicks Falco.)
Fox: OWW!!! I'll never insult the poke again. that really hurt.
Falco: [groan] I agree, let's run.
Ryan: Ha, ha. You learn the power of JENNY!!!
Jenny: If you insult me in this story, I'll kill you in the blink of an eye.
Ryan: I believe you.
Edward: So, do I.
Jenny: And who asked you?
Edward: I dunno. IT'S MY XBOX!!!
(Jenny pokes and Fiery26 kicks Edward.)
Edward: Oww.
Jenny: YAY!!! CAN I POKE YOU AGAIN?!?!
(Edward screams and runs like hell to 3rd period.)
3rd period (Spanish)
Mrs. Van der Merwe: Buenos dias.
Class: Buenos dias, Sra. V!
Mrs. V: Today we will be learning about comida (food).
Class: YAY!!!
Edward: OH!!! OH!!! DO WE GET TO EAT FOOD???
Mrs. V: No.
Class: Awww..
Mrs. V: Anyway, first there is huevos, which means eggs.
Class: YAY!!!
Mrs. V: Couldn't you stop with all the f***ing "yays."
Class: O_O The teacher cussed.
Mrs. V: Haven't you learned that cussing is allowed in this school.
Class: Well, you got a f**ing good point.
Mrs. V: Don't over-abuse your privileges you dumb@$$es.
Matt: Don't over-abuse yours.
Mrs. V: [sigh] Okay, you got a point but don't push it.
Mrs. V: Next, is la pina (tilde over n).
Class: YAY!!!
Mrs. V: AHHHHHH!!!!!! I understand your need to use the f***ing word "yay," but could you use it LESS OFTEN!!!!!!!!!
Class: Okay.
Edward: Yay!!! Wooden giraffes!!!! YAY!!!!!
Ms. V: I'm gonna strangle you.
40 minutes and 198,763 yays later.
DING DING DING
Mrs. V: NOW LEAVE!!
Edward: Ohh. poor giraffee. I can't believe we made it through the class alive. What do you think giraffee?
Giraffee: .
Edward: I agree giraffee, how could you withstand that?
Giraffee: .
Edward: Okay, what's next?
Giraffee: .
Edward: Oh, that's right, Tech Ed., where you were conceived.
Giraffee: .
Di: You really scare me.
Giraffee: .
Edward: He says he knows.
Di: I meant you.
Edward: Yay!!!
Period 2 (Language Arts)
Edward: You think that you are sooooo smart, don't you Marth?
Marth: Smarter than you anyway.
Edward: Well. IT'S STILL MY XBOX!!!!
Marth: We weren't even talking about your Xbox, you nut!!
Edward: It's still mine.
Marth: You're an f***ing imbecile.
Edward: It's still my Xbox!!!
Roy: SHUT UP!!! I CAN'T BELIEVE SUCH B****ES CAN CONTINUE TO GO ON AND ON LIKE THAT-
Edward: MY XBOX!!! STAY AWA-
DING. DING.DING.
Mrs. Reese: Class has begun, so, stop cussing your heads off.
Edward: Okay.
Mrs. Reese: Anyway, you must have known from your previous school that the CSAP (Colorado Student Assessment Program) time was coming up. Well, unfortunately they are today, your first day of school. However, there is only one test compared to one math, one writing, and one reading. And, I have heard that the tests are really easy and. stupid.
Edward: Yay.
Class: Awww.
Edward: Russians are very smart, I could take the test blindfolded-
Di: No you couldn't.
Edward: SO!!! WHO ASKED YOU!!!
Mrs. Reese: [sigh] Okay, let's begin.
(Hands CSAP's out and tells class to begin.)
CSAP Question 1: Do you see sap?
A: Yes
B: No C: Don't ask me.
CSAP Question 2: Go out to a tree. Do you see sap? A: Yes B: No C: I already said no, now stop asking.
CSAP Question 3: Peel a piece of bark off the tree. Do you see sap? A: Yes B: No C: NO!!! GET AWAY FROM ME YOU F***ING IMBECILES!!! [whimper, whimper]
CSAP Question 4: What was your opinion of this test? A: I HATE IT!!! B: I love and cherish it forever. C: I need to go to the bathroom. D: I REALLY need to go to the bathroom. E: Your test has made me completely insane and now I think I'm going to destroy the entire f***ing world. [hee, hee, crazed laughter, etc.]
Mrs. Reese: Okay, is everyone done?
Most of Class: Yes.
(The rest of the kids are foaming at the mouth.)
Mrs. Reese: Okay.. That seems to have taken the whole period. When the bell rings, you are free to go.
DING. DING. DING.
Matt: Have a good day Mrs. Reese.
Jenny: Suck-up.
Mewtwo: AHHH!!! [starts foaming at mouth (again)] More people. stupid test. [faints].
Matt: That was a little strange.
Jenny: Ya, let's go.
Between 2nd and 3rd period
Falco and Fox: Yay. spanish. My "greatest" subject.
Fiery26: Aww. you better like it or I'll kick you.
Jenny: And, I'll poke you.
Fox: Wow, scary. The Poke-a-nator.
(Jenny pokes Fox in the arm and Fiery26 kicks Falco.)
Fox: OWW!!! I'll never insult the poke again. that really hurt.
Falco: [groan] I agree, let's run.
Ryan: Ha, ha. You learn the power of JENNY!!!
Jenny: If you insult me in this story, I'll kill you in the blink of an eye.
Ryan: I believe you.
Edward: So, do I.
Jenny: And who asked you?
Edward: I dunno. IT'S MY XBOX!!!
(Jenny pokes and Fiery26 kicks Edward.)
Edward: Oww.
Jenny: YAY!!! CAN I POKE YOU AGAIN?!?!
(Edward screams and runs like hell to 3rd period.)
3rd period (Spanish)
Mrs. Van der Merwe: Buenos dias.
Class: Buenos dias, Sra. V!
Mrs. V: Today we will be learning about comida (food).
Class: YAY!!!
Edward: OH!!! OH!!! DO WE GET TO EAT FOOD???
Mrs. V: No.
Class: Awww..
Mrs. V: Anyway, first there is huevos, which means eggs.
Class: YAY!!!
Mrs. V: Couldn't you stop with all the f***ing "yays."
Class: O_O The teacher cussed.
Mrs. V: Haven't you learned that cussing is allowed in this school.
Class: Well, you got a f**ing good point.
Mrs. V: Don't over-abuse your privileges you dumb@$$es.
Matt: Don't over-abuse yours.
Mrs. V: [sigh] Okay, you got a point but don't push it.
Mrs. V: Next, is la pina (tilde over n).
Class: YAY!!!
Mrs. V: AHHHHHH!!!!!! I understand your need to use the f***ing word "yay," but could you use it LESS OFTEN!!!!!!!!!
Class: Okay.
Edward: Yay!!! Wooden giraffes!!!! YAY!!!!!
Ms. V: I'm gonna strangle you.
40 minutes and 198,763 yays later.
DING DING DING
Mrs. V: NOW LEAVE!!
Edward: Ohh. poor giraffee. I can't believe we made it through the class alive. What do you think giraffee?
Giraffee: .
Edward: I agree giraffee, how could you withstand that?
Giraffee: .
Edward: Okay, what's next?
Giraffee: .
Edward: Oh, that's right, Tech Ed., where you were conceived.
Giraffee: .
Di: You really scare me.
Giraffee: .
Edward: He says he knows.
Di: I meant you.
Edward: Yay!!!
