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Sorry it took so long.
I had no computer over break.
Please don't hurt me…
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Period 4 (Tech Ed.)
Edward: YAY!!!! SAWS!!!!!
Pichu: Can I cut my finger, oh wait, hands, yeah that's it, can I PLEASE cut off my HAND!!!!
Mewtwo: Okay, have fun!
Edward: OHHH!!! OHHHH!!! CAN I CUT IT OFF FOR YOU??? PLEASE!!!!!!
Ryan: You are losing your minds….. if anyone cuts off any fingers, it will be me.
Mrs. Barrett (teacher): Whoever cuts their fingers off first gets a candy bar!!!
(Mewtwo, Di, Edward, Ryan, and Pichu get into running positions.)
Mrs. Barrett: I was kidding… -_-;
Jenny: (not listening) Ready… Set… GO!!!!!
(They take off and run to the saws.)
Mewtwo: Awww… my fingers are too flat and I can't operate the saw…
Pichu: I can't reach the f***ing implement of destruction…
Ryan: Who ever said that I was cutting my fingers?
Edward: Awww… I'm Russian and I'm invincible so there is no way I can cut my fingers…
Can I have the can- IT'S MINE GIVE IT TO ME!!!
Mrs. Barrett: [sigh] … NO IT'S MINE!!!!
Edward: Okay, didn't have to yell, geez…
Di: Aww… I was already cutting my fingers…
Mrs. Barrett: -_-
Class: O_O
Ryan: Di, give me some ideas.
Di: Okay… Mrs. Barrett says 'Today, we're working on birdhouses-"
Mrs. Barrett: Today, we're working on birdhouses-
Di: Please wait till I'm finished.
Mrs. Barrett: Sorry.
Di: And then Mewtwo says, 'NO!!! LET'S DO PLUSHIES!!!' and then Mrs. Barrett says, 'But we
use wood not cotton.' And then Mewtwo says, 'SO!!!'
Mewtwo: NO!!! LET'S DO PLUSHIES!!!
Mrs. Barrett: But we use wood not cotton.
Mewtwo: SO!!!
Di: [sigh] (smiling) What an ending.
Ryan: Who ever said that this was the ending?
Di: Awww, it's not?
Ryan: No, that was the end of computer club; I can always work on it at home.
Di: Oh. Do we have computer club in the actual story?
Ryan: Of course we do, I'm including all normal activities that go on at Horizon Community Middle School.
Pichu: What's that?
Mrs. Barrett: Can we please move on and work on our birdhouses?
Mewtwo: I'm already done (holds up finished birdhouse). I used psychic powers to nail in psychic nails and covered it with my psychic paint.
Pichu: Why is it purple?
Mewtwo: I said 'covered it with psychic paint.'
Pichu: Yea, I know, but why is it purple?
Mewtwo: Because it is a psychic color.
Pichu: YEA, BUT WHY DID IT HAVE TO BE THE F***ING COLOR PURPLE?!?!?!?!
Mewtwo: BECAUSE YOU HATE IT!!!!!!!!! OKAY?!?!?!?!
Pichu: Okay.
Mewtwo: -_-;;;;;;;;;
Mrs. Barrett: Can the rest of you finish the f***ing project?
Class: O_O;;; Okay, fine.
(40 minutes later, class finishes their projects.)
DING!!!DING!!!DING!!!
Mrs. Barrett: -_- Okay, you're free to go… I'm really looking forward to seeing you tomorrow.
Pichu: Really?
Mrs. Barrett: No.
Pichu: Awww. Was that am example of sarcasm?
Mrs. Barrett: Why do you ask, Mr. Intellectual?
Pichu: You really think so?
Mrs. Barrett: Hell. No.
Pichu: (very perky) Okay! (takes off to next class)
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Sorry it was so short.
I am in need of some ideas, here's the lesson plan that's coming up:
Period Class Teacher Explanation of Class (if needed)
5 Advanced Options Mrs. Brown Class for very smart kids, various
activities go on including bridge building, reading clubs etc.
6 Lunch N/A In commons. Do I really need to
explain?
7 Social Studies Mr. G (G for short) Very hard class. G is a slacker.
His favorite things to call kids are slackers and hoodlums.
8 Science Ms. Carr This class is kind of hard and the
teacher is very strict.
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