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Sorry it took so long.

I had no computer over break.

Please don't hurt me…

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Period 4 (Tech Ed.)

Edward: YAY!!!! SAWS!!!!!

Pichu: Can I cut my finger, oh wait, hands, yeah that's it, can I PLEASE cut off my HAND!!!!

Mewtwo: Okay, have fun!

Edward: OHHH!!! OHHHH!!! CAN I CUT IT OFF FOR YOU??? PLEASE!!!!!!

Ryan: You are losing your minds….. if anyone cuts off any fingers, it will be me.

Mrs. Barrett (teacher): Whoever cuts their fingers off first gets a candy bar!!!

(Mewtwo, Di, Edward, Ryan, and Pichu get into running positions.)

Mrs. Barrett: I was kidding… -_-;

Jenny: (not listening) Ready… Set… GO!!!!!

(They take off and run to the saws.)

Mewtwo: Awww… my fingers are too flat and I can't operate the saw…

Pichu: I can't reach the f***ing implement of destruction…

Ryan: Who ever said that I was cutting my fingers?

Edward: Awww… I'm Russian and I'm invincible so there is no way I can cut my fingers…

Can I have the can- IT'S MINE GIVE IT TO ME!!!

Mrs. Barrett: [sigh] … NO IT'S MINE!!!!

Edward: Okay, didn't have to yell, geez…

Di: Aww… I was already cutting my fingers…

Mrs. Barrett: -_-

Class: O_O

Ryan: Di, give me some ideas.

Di: Okay… Mrs. Barrett says 'Today, we're working on birdhouses-"

Mrs. Barrett: Today, we're working on birdhouses-

Di: Please wait till I'm finished.

Mrs. Barrett: Sorry.

Di: And then Mewtwo says, 'NO!!! LET'S DO PLUSHIES!!!' and then Mrs. Barrett says, 'But we

use wood not cotton.' And then Mewtwo says, 'SO!!!'

Mewtwo: NO!!! LET'S DO PLUSHIES!!!

Mrs. Barrett: But we use wood not cotton.

Mewtwo: SO!!!

Di: [sigh] (smiling) What an ending.

Ryan: Who ever said that this was the ending?

Di: Awww, it's not?

Ryan: No, that was the end of computer club; I can always work on it at home.

Di: Oh. Do we have computer club in the actual story?

Ryan: Of course we do, I'm including all normal activities that go on at Horizon Community Middle School.

Pichu: What's that?

Mrs. Barrett: Can we please move on and work on our birdhouses?

Mewtwo: I'm already done (holds up finished birdhouse). I used psychic powers to nail in psychic nails and covered it with my psychic paint.

Pichu: Why is it purple?

Mewtwo: I said 'covered it with psychic paint.'

Pichu: Yea, I know, but why is it purple?

Mewtwo: Because it is a psychic color.

Pichu: YEA, BUT WHY DID IT HAVE TO BE THE F***ING COLOR PURPLE?!?!?!?!

Mewtwo: BECAUSE YOU HATE IT!!!!!!!!! OKAY?!?!?!?!

Pichu: Okay.

Mewtwo: -_-;;;;;;;;;

Mrs. Barrett: Can the rest of you finish the f***ing project?

Class: O_O;;; Okay, fine.

(40 minutes later, class finishes their projects.)

DING!!!DING!!!DING!!!

Mrs. Barrett: -_- Okay, you're free to go… I'm really looking forward to seeing you tomorrow.

Pichu: Really?

Mrs. Barrett: No.

Pichu: Awww. Was that am example of sarcasm?

Mrs. Barrett: Why do you ask, Mr. Intellectual?

Pichu: You really think so?

Mrs. Barrett: Hell. No.

Pichu: (very perky) Okay! (takes off to next class)

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Sorry it was so short.

I am in need of some ideas, here's the lesson plan that's coming up:

Period Class Teacher Explanation of Class (if needed)

5 Advanced Options Mrs. Brown Class for very smart kids, various

activities go on including bridge building, reading clubs etc.

6 Lunch N/A In commons. Do I really need to

explain?

7 Social Studies Mr. G (G for short) Very hard class. G is a slacker.

His favorite things to call kids are slackers and hoodlums.

8 Science Ms. Carr This class is kind of hard and the

teacher is very strict.

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