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Jenny: I've always hated this class.
Ryan: I totally agree.
Mrs. Brown: I will be your teacher.
Di: And?
Edward: Russians have no need for teacher, russians just get nuclear weapons for birthday, period.
Ryan: Then why are you here?
Edward: Good point. I think it was because at age 3, I tried to blow up China with my first nuclear missle.
Di: (scooting away) I see…
Mrs. Brown: In this class, you will have the choice to go in different other classes. And, here they are:
A: Discover Minerals
B: Hit rocks with hammers.
C: Hit rocks with swords.
D: Hit rocks with more rocks.
E: Blow up rocks with contained semi-nuclear weapons that still have the power to destroy the
world.
(Edward grins evilly.)
Jenny: I like this class.
Mrs. Brown: Okay now just write your choice on a piece of paper and give them to me.
(Class finishes and gives teacher papers.)
(At end of class, Mrs. Brown posts assignments.)
Choice B Choice C Choice D Choice E Choice A
Jenny Marth Mewtwo Edward Di
Mario Roy Pichu Ryan
Fiery26 Some people Some People
Some people
(Everyone looks at Di.)
Di: What?
