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Jenny: I've always hated this class.

Ryan: I totally agree.

Mrs. Brown: I will be your teacher.

Di: And?

Edward: Russians have no need for teacher, russians just get nuclear weapons for birthday, period.

Ryan: Then why are you here?

Edward: Good point. I think it was because at age 3, I tried to blow up China with my first nuclear missle.

Di: (scooting away) I see…

Mrs. Brown: In this class, you will have the choice to go in different other classes. And, here they are:

A: Discover Minerals

B: Hit rocks with hammers.

C: Hit rocks with swords.

D: Hit rocks with more rocks.

E: Blow up rocks with contained semi-nuclear weapons that still have the power to destroy the

world.

(Edward grins evilly.)

Jenny: I like this class.

Mrs. Brown: Okay now just write your choice on a piece of paper and give them to me.

(Class finishes and gives teacher papers.)

(At end of class, Mrs. Brown posts assignments.)

Choice B Choice C Choice D Choice E Choice A

Jenny Marth Mewtwo Edward Di

Mario Roy Pichu Ryan

Fiery26 Some people Some People

Some people

(Everyone looks at Di.)

Di: What?