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Disclaimer: Let's see…………………….. I… uhhh… What was I doing again?

Lunch

Di: Did the bell even ring?

Ryan: No. We just left a minute-

RINGRINGRING

Ryan: -early. That way we can get ahead of the little f***ers that are coming…

(stampeding feet are heard as hundreds, no, thousands of small 6th graders come running down the halls)

Roy: (screaming like a girl) RUN!!!

(They all take off toward the commons and into the lunch line.)

Mewtwo: MOVE!!! (using psychic to move ahead in line)

Pichu: You know Mewtwo, there is something called "taking turns."

Mewtwo: Really? Let me know more about this "taking turns."

Pichu: Really? You really want me to teach you about the wonders of sharing???

Mewtwo: ………

Pichu: So is that yes or no?

Mewtwo: ………

NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Pichu: Okay, geez, didn't have to yell.

(Jenny comes over and socks Mewtwo in the face.)

Mewtwo: OWW!!!!!!! WHAT WAS THAT FOR?!?!?!

Jenny: For existing.

Mewtwo: WELL, THA-

(Mewtwo is cut off as he gets hit again.)

Mewtwo: AND, THAT WAS FOR?

Jenny: Talking… and existing.

(Mewtwo mumbles something under his breath.)

Jenny: WHAT DID YOU S- Oh, it's our turn for food. I want a… piece of cheese pizza.

Mewtwo: I'll take a piece of pepperoni pizza.

Ryan: BEEF EATER!!! BEEF EATER!!! AHAHAHA (starts foaming at the mouth and rocking back and forth in fetal position) LKASJNDFKJPW'QE;FOW'IFJJLKSAHDHCKJDGHFHSDKMHKJCAHSDFPWJKREFKJKSAL;DJFLKJSADFP]JAPWREIJFSDJF!!!!!!

Roy: What was that?!?!

Di: Oh, don't worry, we always get like this during lun- LJASDHNFJWAPOEOK'DWKHUOFDHOJDSPSKFJUHDPKWRUGOIJSDFJEORHFKOHAIOEHR!!!!

LiLZelda: It's a very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very important talent.

SSB Crew: WHERE ON EARTH DID SHE COME FROM?!?!?! RUN AWAY!!!!!!!! DI, WHAT DID YOU DO WITH THAT ANTI-LILZELDA SPRAY?!?!?!!

Di: LJAHCLHIYSOD;HIAUEDDLDOJFJDFWPIEJP???

SSB Crew: AHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!

(LiLZelda disappears.)

SSB Crew: *phew*

(LiLZelda reappears)

SSB Crew: AAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!

(This goes on until lunch ends.)

Dean: Okay everyone, go to your SSR classes.