The Trouble Making Banana


Disclaimer: :P Ya think?


Yo, it's me, the Dedede123. Yeah, I'm Di, the guy who's taking over Ryan's fics!! MUHAHAHAHAHAHA... at least until Ryan gets back from Italy.


So, anyway....... it's now recess.....


Ryan: And this is what it's like outside, I think.....

Di: Hey, look, it's a new game!

Marth: What's it called?

Ganondorf: I don't know...

Kirby: It looks like a game of kickball!

Ryan: (evil smirk)

Everyone else: (evil smirk)

Kirby: O.O What? Why are you all looking at me like I'm a freak or something...


Later


Kirby: EYAH!

Marth: I got him, I got him! (catches Kirby, throws at Mr. Game and Watch, who is at Base 2)

Game and Watch: Bleep! Bleep, ack! (Throws at running Link)

Link: You'll never get me!!! (somehow runs at speed of light and gets home run)

C. Falcon: I thought I was supposed to run at the speed of light.

Y.Link: Looks like somebody just lost their day job.

C. Falcon: There's always my night job.

Y. Link: Which is?

C. Falcon: A prostitute!

Y. Link: (anime fall)

C. Falcon: That's right! (Salutes) Show your boobs!

Peach: I'm up!

Roy: Like you'd hit anything.

Di: Yeah, get on of your Toads to do the job.

Peach: (shows angry face)

Di: Oh god.....


5 minutes later


Di: ....... moo....

Lydia: How sad.

Di: How'd you get here?

Lydia: Illogical spontaneous movement. (Disappears in a whirlwind of steel axes)

Di: .....baa..... (falls)

Ryan: Sucks for you. I'm up. (Kicks Kirby..... very high)

C. Falcon: I'll get it! (Runs at speed of light)

Link: No, I got it! (Runs at speed of light ....... x 2)


In the sky.....


Lakitu: What a great day to go cloud fishing... (Kirby whacks Lakitu) HEY!!! (throws a Spiny at Kirby, deflates) Good .... HEY, I GOT SOMETHING!! It's.....


Back down in the ground


D.K. : HELP!!! I TOOK A GREEN BANANA AS BAIT AND I'M SLOWLY FLOATING UP IN THE SKY!!!!!

Di: Who cares?

D.K.: I do!!!!

(All Smashers try to pull D.K. down)


Lakitu: Whoo!!! This guy ate some real s*** down there... Keep pulling!!!


Back with Link and C. Falcon


Link: I got..... hey, where'd he go?

C. Falcon: COMING THROUGH!

(Two collide.... and a banana comes out and somehow whacks Dr. Mario)

Dr. Mario: OW!

(Banana now collides Lakitu)


Lakitu: OW!!!!!!! (drops fishing rod) There went my only chance to get my love....


(Smashers fall back and somehow collide into giant pit)

(Team Rocket appears out of a bush)


Jesse: Prepare for... (banana hits Jesse, flies into James which flies into Meowth, which sends them all fliying)

Di: This is why I never involve in anything.

Ryan: Well, you're involved in it now. (Pushes Di into pit)

Di: Ah!!!!!!!!1

Ryan: Sayonara, sucker!!!



Edward: Where am I? RUSSIAN PEOPLE DESERVE, IF ANYTHING, MORE RESPECT THAN YOU!!

Di: Just taking over for a couple weeks.

Edward: Not anymore..... (starts to charge up for powerful punch)

Di: Maybe a couple of reviews will stop this reckless fate of mine..