The Trouble Making Banana
Disclaimer: :P Ya think?
Yo, it's me, the Dedede123. Yeah, I'm Di, the guy who's taking over Ryan's fics!! MUHAHAHAHAHAHA... at least until Ryan gets back from Italy.
So, anyway....... it's now recess.....
Ryan: And this is what it's like outside, I think.....
Di: Hey, look, it's a new game!
Marth: What's it called?
Ganondorf: I don't know...
Kirby: It looks like a game of kickball!
Ryan: (evil smirk)
Everyone else: (evil smirk)
Kirby: O.O What? Why are you all looking at me like I'm a freak or something...
Later
Kirby: EYAH!
Marth: I got him, I got him! (catches Kirby, throws at Mr. Game and Watch, who is at Base 2)
Game and Watch: Bleep! Bleep, ack! (Throws at running Link)
Link: You'll never get me!!! (somehow runs at speed of light and gets home run)
C. Falcon: I thought I was supposed to run at the speed of light.
Y.Link: Looks like somebody just lost their day job.
C. Falcon: There's always my night job.
Y. Link: Which is?
C. Falcon: A prostitute!
Y. Link: (anime fall)
C. Falcon: That's right! (Salutes) Show your boobs!
Peach: I'm up!
Roy: Like you'd hit anything.
Di: Yeah, get on of your Toads to do the job.
Peach: (shows angry face)
Di: Oh god.....
5 minutes later
Di: ....... moo....
Lydia: How sad.
Di: How'd you get here?
Lydia: Illogical spontaneous movement. (Disappears in a whirlwind of steel axes)
Di: .....baa..... (falls)
Ryan: Sucks for you. I'm up. (Kicks Kirby..... very high)
C. Falcon: I'll get it! (Runs at speed of light)
Link: No, I got it! (Runs at speed of light ....... x 2)
In the sky.....
Lakitu: What a great day to go cloud fishing... (Kirby whacks Lakitu) HEY!!! (throws a Spiny at Kirby, deflates) Good .... HEY, I GOT SOMETHING!! It's.....
Back down in the ground
D.K. : HELP!!! I TOOK A GREEN BANANA AS BAIT AND I'M SLOWLY FLOATING UP IN THE SKY!!!!!
Di: Who cares?
D.K.: I do!!!!
(All Smashers try to pull D.K. down)
Lakitu: Whoo!!! This guy ate some real s*** down there... Keep pulling!!!
Back with Link and C. Falcon
Link: I got..... hey, where'd he go?
C. Falcon: COMING THROUGH!
(Two collide.... and a banana comes out and somehow whacks Dr. Mario)
Dr. Mario: OW!
(Banana now collides Lakitu)
Lakitu: OW!!!!!!! (drops fishing rod) There went my only chance to get my love....
(Smashers fall back and somehow collide into giant pit)
(Team Rocket appears out of a bush)
Jesse: Prepare for... (banana hits Jesse, flies into James which flies into Meowth, which sends them all fliying)
Di: This is why I never involve in anything.
Ryan: Well, you're involved in it now. (Pushes Di into pit)
Di: Ah!!!!!!!!1
Ryan: Sayonara, sucker!!!
Edward: Where am I? RUSSIAN PEOPLE DESERVE, IF ANYTHING, MORE RESPECT THAN YOU!!
Di: Just taking over for a couple weeks.
Edward: Not anymore..... (starts to charge up for powerful punch)
Di: Maybe a couple of reviews will stop this reckless fate of mine..
