Disclaimer: If I owned Zelda, why would I be here writing this?! I would be off selfishly extorting the characters and making lots and LOTS of money!!! MWA-HAHAHAHA!!!!

Note: Look people….I understand flames, and I am not opposed to them. However, I am opposed to ANONYMOUS FLAMERS!!!!!!!!!!! Look you @%$&# people…if you're gonna flame someone, AT LEAST HAVE THE GUTS TO PUT YOUR NAME!!!! DOES NO ONE PRACTICE HONOR ANYMORE!!!??? DIE ANONYMOUS FLAMERS!!!!!!! *Balefires all *&$#%'in anonymous flamers*
MWA-HAHAHAhaha…ha? *Surveys damage* Ummmmm…look, if anyone from Randland comes over here….you never saw me….
Oh, and one more thing….who the Hell ever said this was an M/L story?!
*I* sure didn't….heh heh….

Dedication: To all Navi and Zelda haters everywhere!!!

….She was in a huge chamber, all wooden and decorated with golden Faeries. The ceiling was so high that she couldn't quite make it out except for the shining lanterns that hung down from it.
Zelda put her hands on her hips, glaring about the room. This was no ballroom! How dare they! Didn't they know that she, the glorious Princess Zelda, was gracing them with her presence?! And where were all the people to ooh and aah at her beauty and charm? There was no one there!
She turned around, still fuming, and gasped. She had been so busy glaring that she hadn't noticed the daisis directly behind her. It was covered by a royal purple cloth, seeming to be velvet, embroidered with dancing Faeries Two saffron curtains hung behind it, adding majesty and mystery to the platform. And on top….oh on top!....there was a lovely golden throne!
The throne shone eerily in the glow of the lanterns, but it only helped to give an air of majesty to the diasis. Yet more Faeries, this time in silver, covered the sides and held up the arms, each one frozen in various graceful movements. A golden velvet cushion with saffron tassels adorned the seat, completing the perfect image of luxury.
Zelda was in love. She imagined herself in a new dress (silver of course, to complement the throne) seated on that throne, waving graciously to the masses of people that were there to marvel over the beauty and kindness of their glorious princess. And, of
course, Link would be there, and upon seeing her radiant beauty, he would fall upon his knees and –
"WHO ARE YOU?!"
Zelda gasped and spun around, searching for the source of the voice. She didn't see anything –
"I SAID, WHO ARE YOU?! IDENTIFY YOURSELF!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Zelda cringed, looking around nervously. "I - I am the Princess Zelda, and – and I demand that I be shown the – the respect I….deserve?" she finished, eyes frantically searching the room.
Suddenly, a blinding light filled the room, causing Zelda's princessly blue eyes to water like crazy. After it faded, she lifted her head to look at the throne. It was occupied by a familiar pink glow.
"Navi!?" Zelda gasped. "What are you doing here? Aren't you off with –"
"Silence!" the pink glow-ball demanded. "I will not tolerate your insolence! I am Queen here, ME!! Not you, *Princess*" She glowered in Zelda's direction. "You think you're sooooooo special, being in ALL the games, don't you? Well let me tell you something, Princess: You are nothing but a whore. You are the love interest, the beautiful damsel in distress, the girly-girl who hogs the spotlight from more DESERVING characters like myself. Well I refuse to give up! After they kicked me out of Ocarina of Time, I decided it was time to take matters into my own hands. It was disgustingly simple to become total ruler of this rock, but I'm not stopping here, oh no! I will rule the world one day, but for now…" she gave what was supposed to be an evil chuckle "I will extract revenge from my once 'partner', the so-called 'Hero of Time', that disgusting pretty boy always doing what's right….Link."
Zelda gasped "No! You can't hurt my Linky-poo!"
Navi gave her tinkly-bell laugh again. "On the contrary my dear Princess, I won't *hurt* your darling Link…." Her pinkish glow turned blood red "I'm going to kill him. And you, the object of his heart's desires, are going to help me."
R&R please…..more to come if I get more reviews......hehe