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Summary: It is Friday and Gohan and friends are making plans to go in da
club…includes a psycho teacher, funny thoughts, and good humor
KEY NOTES FOR STORY
~Thinking~ {translation #'s} @Location@
Now enjoy the chapter…
We Meet Again
Chapter five: Making Plans for da club
7:00 AM @Son house@
"WAKIE WAKIE Nichan!!!!!" yelled a hyper active Goten.
"Geez squirt, settle
down, I am up." said Gohan, getting off of his bed to get dressed.
"Hurry, I want breakfast!" stated Goten pouting. Gohan looked at
Goten strangely, "Then go eat it, you don't have to wait for
me." Now Goten pouted even more,
"Kassan said I can't have any breakfast till you get ready." Gohan
sighed. "Just tell Kassan I will
be a while ok?" Gohan asked. Goten
nodded, "Ok!"
Goten jumped down the steps and towards the kitchen. As Gohan was getting ready
he decided he wanted to be comfortable. He was now wearing black baggy pants, a
long black shirt, and black Converses. He turned on the radio and heard Simple
Plan playing. As it is playing he hears that same phrase….
"I'd do anything…." Gohan ended up thinking about Videl once again.
~I'd do anything for you Videl…anything. ~
@Satan Residence@
"Damn, shit, fuck, kuso…"
Videl said as more strings of cuss words came out. "What is it this time
Miss Videl?" asked Sakura. "Oh nothing… just the world is a piece of
shit along with my dad!!!" said Videl angrily. Sakura just smirked and
said, "You forgot to do your math again didn't you?" "Damura {1}
Sakura!!!" Videl said as she stuffed her Jansport with papers.
When Sakura left Videl changed into her black shorts a black tank top and a
Billabong sweatshirt. Videl grabbed her capsules and laced up her sketchers.
She ran out of her house to meet Erasa so they could walk to school. As Videl
saw Erasa they started their walk towards school and had a little chat.
"So Videl, wuz up?" said Erasa casually. "Nothing, nothing at
all…are we still up for that new club?" said Videl. Erasa thought for a
moment, "Oh yeah! For sure…Sharpie got the whole info. The club is called
the Red Dragon…a 18yrs and older club." "Cool!" Videl said and
started to think otherwise. ~Maybe I can ask Gohan if he wants to come! Yeah,
then I can go home with him instead of going to his house tomorrow… ~
Erasa noticed that Videl wasn't listening anymore and decided to have a
little fun. "Hey Videl look! There's Gooooohaaaannn." Erasa said
teasingly. Videl snapped out of her thoughts and looked both ways saying,
"Huh? Where is he?" Erasa started to crack up, "HA! Videl you
got it bad for Gohan!!" Videl's face reddened.
"Shut the fuck up Erasa!" Videl screamed.
All of a sudden Gohan walked up behind Videl. "Oh hey Gohan." Erasa
said with a smile on her face. "Oh no Erasa …I am not falling for that one
again!" Videl said. "But Videl, he's…" Erasa tried to continue
but was interrupted by Videl once again. "Don't even give me that crap…if
Gohan is behind me then my name isn't Videl Satan!" Videl said proudly.
Then Gohan decided to speak, "Then what is your name?" he chuckled.
Videl's eyes widened this time, and she turned around. "Oh hehehehe…hi
Gohan!" Videl said shakily. The two started to stare and Erasa thought she
should say something. "Ok you two love birds... lets get to class."
Both teens face blushed heavily… as the trio walked to their classroom they
noticed they had a new teacher. "Ok class I am your new teacher Mrs.
Avalon or Mrs. A," said the sensei. "What happened to the other
sensei?" said a blond headed kid named Matt. "Well your other teacher
was a crack head... oops…ah shit, he was a crazy baka." Mrs. A said.
"Ok now class we will start with your math…did you guys have
homework?" Mrs. A stated. "No ma'am," said the class innocently.
"Alright then lets open our books to chapter 10...blah blah blah,"
Mrs. A was another boring but amusing teacher.
Up in the middle row four teens decided to just chat…"Yes!" said
Videl. Sharpner and the other two teens looked at her, "What's the big
deal? New teacher…pretty hot…oh boy," said Sharpner being his usual self.
"Oh its just I forgot to do my homework again and well I can't afford
anymore missing assignments," Videl said. "Oh," the other three
said in unison.
"Hey! You," the teacher pointed to Sharpner, "Since you like to
talk oh so very much tell me the answer to number 6!" Mrs. A shouted.
"Uhhhhh... x equals... 32?" Sharpner said utterly confused.
"NO!" yelled Mrs. A. The rest of the people just cracked up laughing.
"Ok fine! You! The boy with the black hair sitting next to blondie…what's
the answer?" the sensei shouted. Gohan looked at the board and simply
said, "X equals 2."
The teacher was shocked. "B-but h-how? It took me a long
time!" Then Erasa decided to speak up, "Well duh! Like, Gohan is like
the smartest kid in this damn school!" The lunch bell soon rang and the
kids were dismissed.
As the 4 friends walked out to their 'spot' they talked about clubbing plans.
"So Sharpie? Give me a ride?" Erasa said. "Of course babe."
Sharpner said as they sat down. The two started to flirt like crazy and Gohan
and Videl just ignored them and talked.
"So um Gohan…Well were going to this new club and…" Videl continued
while looking away, "do you wanna come?" Gohan looked at her and
smiled, "Sure I will…let me ask my mom and then I'll call ya."
"Really? Great!" Videl said excitedly. "So brainy boy is coming?"
Sharpner snickered, but just earned two smacks in the head. ~Not as bad as
mom's frying pan~ Gohan chuckled.
"OUCH!" Sharpner yelped as he grabbed his head in pain. "Don't
call Gohan that! He has a name," said Videl. "Hey Gohan by the
way…like the look," Erasa said as she looked at Gohan. "Yeah Gohan
black is your color!" Videl said with her face red a bit. Now Gohan
blushed and said, "Thanks…right back at ya guys."
As they were talking they ended up with some silly things to say…they were saying
the best funny though or question…and soon a couple of people gathered around
them…
"Like why doesn't the glue in a bottle dry up?" Erasa said for the
ditz she truly is. A couple of claps came.
"Do they have the word 'dictionary' in the dictionary?" Sharpner
said. No one clapped for Sharpie….
"If quizzes are quizzical then what are tests considered?" said Videl
earning 'ohhhhs' and quite a bit laughs and claps.
"Oh! Hey! I got
one," said Gohan… "If you mated a bull dog and a shitzu would it
be considered bull shit?" Gohan got many claps and laughs... even Sharpie
laughed! But even good days end, but not just yet.
Soon the school day passed with the usual embarrassing remarks from Krillin in
P.E. The teens would meet at Videl's at 7:00.
Gohan headed towards C.C. to go 1) pick up Goten and 2) kick Vegeta's ass. When
Gohan landed he heard a rough voice rise, which was none other then Vegeta,
"Chikusho chotto gakis! {2}" Just then 2 blurs, one purple and one
black, hid behind Gohan. When Gohan went around to the G.R. room he saw a very
P-Oed Vegeta covered with honey. (Sorry Mel I love Vegeta but I gotta make it
funny)
Gohan cracked up laughing falling to the ground. Vegeta roared, "STOP
FUZAKERU {3}!! Give me those insolent brats!" Gohan got up with tears
still in his eyes, "Hehehe… Vegeta how bout we spar? Just get cleaned
up." Vegeta snorted and walked away.
Once the saiyan no ouji was gone Trunks spoke up, "Mou {4} arigataou
Gohan-san." "Yeah Nichan…the scary Vegeta man was going to kill
us!" Goten said. "No problem…now if you excuse me I got a spar to
win," said Gohan as he walked to the GR room to see Vegeta already there.
Both saiyans went super and fought. Gohan and Vegeta attacked furiously landing
punches on one another. "Galick gun!" Vegeta screamed as a purple ki
showed up. "Misako-sako!" yelled Gohan blocking Vegeta's Gallic Gun.
Gohan disappeared not behind, but above Vegeta. Gohan landed a punch in Veggies
groin just to earn a punch in the face by Vegeta. Gohan started to go super
saiyan 2. "KAAAA-MEEEE-HAAAA-MEEEE-HAAAAAAAAA!!!!" Gohan yelled when
a blue ki appeared in his hand and shot it out towards Vegeta ending the spar.
It ended and Gohan was the victor.
"Son of a musume {5} brat, nice spar," Vegeta said breathing heavily.
"Thanks Vegeta…you to," said Gohan also breathing heavily but not as
bad as Veggie. Gohan gave Vegeta a senzu bean. Gohan went inside C.C. to talk
to Bulma.
"Hey B-Chan?"
Gohan said. "Yes Gohan?" Bulma said happily. "I was wondering
since in the city I was fighting…" Gohan said but was interrupted by
Bulma, "and you want a suit so no one will know your identity, yes I
know…. I made this one that is a pure black gi…here's the watch," Bulma said as
she handed the watch to Gohan.
"Thanks B-Chan! Bye!" Gohan said as he grabbed Goten and headed home.
Gohan wanted to go to his secret spot and told Goten to meet him at home. As he
watched Nimbus fly away Gohan sat by a lake and looked at the pure lake with a
wonderful waterfall. Gohan thought ~Mou Videl-chan… you out this spell on me~
Then he got up flying towards his house to get ready. "Kuru mahou to my
kokoro {6}" Gohan said as he headed home to get ready for the club.
~~~END OF CHAPTER~~~
Saiyachick: Hey guys you like? Don't like? No matter what I will go until the
end.
Lady Melanie: Hey, don't I get a say in this? I mean, I WAS the one who HAD to correct ALL those spelling errors. I feel so sorry for Vegeta, but I then again… Gohan is also my fav. DBZ character so I'll just stay out of this.
Gohan: Really? I'm your favorite DBZ character? I'm touched! Anyway, here are the Japanese Translations!
1) Shut up!
2) Damn little Brats
3) Screw/fucking around
4) Geez thanks
5) Bitch
6) Come magic spell to my heart
