*-*-Disclaimer: I do not own, nor have I ever owned, Lizze McGuire. All characters belong to the creators of Lizzie McGuire.-*-*

The New...Everything

Chapter Thirteen

Jen and Matt had watched the whole "episode." They were completely shocked. Jen was because her cousin had kissed Lizzie. And Matt....well, Matt was speechless. He'd never seen Lizzie that mad. Let alone, at Miranda - her best friend...at least, that's what he thought Miranda was. Matt and Jen looked at each other, and as if they knew what each other was thinking...they instantaniously responded, "...Woah..." Matt clutched Jen's hand tighter, and they made their way over the Lizzie and Gordo.

"David," Jen began slowly, looking at Lizzie, "is she okay?"

Gordo looked at Lizzie and smiled. He turned his head towards Jen, "Yeah, she's fine. Just a little tired. She's had little too much excitement for one day..."

Matt smirked, "Sounds like you're talkin' about a baby, man..." Jen looked at him and smacked his arm playfully. "Hey! That hurt!"

Jen giggled teasingly, "Oops, sorry! Arm spasm."

"Right. That's what they all say," and with that he threw into the snow...gently though.

"Matt!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

"Oops, sorry. Spasm."

Gordo smirked, "Okay, well, I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but," he looked at Lizzie. She had fallen asleep standing up, in his arms. "We gotta get her home..."

Jen stood up, with Matt's help of course, "And just how do you plan on doing that, David?" He actually hadn't thought about that part.

Matt realized that, "Well, we've got one of three choices."

"And they are?" Gordo said as he held Lizzie.

Matt smiled, "Well, one...we could wake the sleeping beauty up..."

"No!" Jen screamed. Lizzie squirmed in Gordo's arms. "Let her sleep..."

"Okay, well either we, Jen and I, go get my mother..."

Gordo was suspicious of that one, "Uh...no thanks. What's the other?"

Matt stated it plainly, "You can carry her."

Jen looked at Matt like he was crazy. She whispered fiercely to him, "What do you think you're doing?!"

Matt just shrugged, "What other choices are there?"

"He's right, Jen," Gordo stated plainly. "I'm letting you two go off on your own. So, the only choice is to carry her...I just hope I won't fall..."

"Ya won't. I'll be here to help, and so'll Jen..."

"What?! Oh, no, I don't think so..."

Gordo looked at Matt for a little help, he picked up on it, "Look, Jen. All we're asking is that you make sure Gordo doesn't fall and that he doesn't drop my sister...Can you handle that?" He looked at her with pleading eyes.

"Well..."

"Please??" he sweetly cooed.

She smiled, "Oh, all right...I suppose I can do that..."

Matt kissed her cheek, "Thanks, Jen...or can I call you Gorda?"

"Okay, Matt...that's not even right, dude. That's my name, and my name only. Got it?"

"Um...yeah, got it...Let's go..." he grabbed Jen's hand and began walking in front of Gordo, who had picked up Lizzie quite quickly and gracefully (if you can call what a guy does graceful).

(A/N: Okay, so I totally know that the whole "Gorda" thing was CHEESY. But I'm in a weird mood, so I just *had* to. Please, don't hate me! .:hides:.)