The next day, Yugi was trying to find Yami in his maze of a soul
room. He found Yami hanging upside-down from one the stairs. Hold on, he
wasn't hanging upside-down, he was right side-up, the stairs were upside-
down. Yami looked like he was struggling to walk, but it seemed like he
was glued there.
"Aibou, help! I'm stuck!" Yami called to his other while flailing his arms to keep his upper body elevated so blood wouldn't rush to his head.
"Not again! Yami, didn't you learn your lesson last week?"
Yami glared at him.
"Obviously not," Yugi said, pulling his other down and they both fell on top of each other.
"Yami, you've been eating Mom's cooking again haven't you? I told you it would fatten you up. But no, you had to ask for seconds, didn't you? Now could you please get off of me, you're crushing my ribs."
"Aibou, I haven't eaten for 3,000 years," Yami replied, picking himself up and dusting himself off.
"So?"
"If you hadn't eaten for 3,000 years, you'd take any food you could get your hands on."
"Fine, so you have a point, but why couldn't you make your soul room simple?"
"How should I know? I didn't design it."
Yugi sighed. No matter how hard he tried, he could not win an argument against his other. Then again, he had more experience, and you probably wouldn't be a good pharaoh if you couldn't argue. But Yami probably won all his arguments in his past life since he was pharaoh, and who's to argue with the pharaoh? Not many people did, for fear of death.
***
"But Yugi, I want to play Duel Monsters!" Yami protested as Yugi dragged him to the living room so he could help him at his English homework.
"Forget Yami. We both have the same deck, we both know the plays were going to make our next turn, and you have to finish your English homework now that you've enrolled yourself in school. Not the smartest move you've ever made."
"Why can't you do it? I don't know how to speak English, nonetheless read it."
"It doesn't work that way Yami. You have different handwriting and it was your choice to sign-up as an exchange student in school."
"Don't they have a class in Ancient Egyptian I could take instead?"
"I think there's an after-school club, but you have to take English because it's one of the main subjects."
"After-school club?"
"It's sort of like an extra subject, but you take it after school. Oh yeah, I almost forgot. You have to get your shots so you don't give or catch diseases to other students."
"Shots?"
"These doctors."
"Doctors? They're like healers, correct?"
"Yes, like modern-day healers. Anyway, they stick a needle in your skin and inject medicine into your system."
"Aibou, please don't take me to your healers! I don't want a shot! I don't want a shot!"
Yugi looked down at Yami who was clinging to Yugi's leg like a shy two-year old. He was being dragged across the floor as Yugi struggled to lift his foot so he could keep walking.
"Yami, I'm just kidding! They already think you have your shots. NOW PLEASE GET OFF MY LEG!!!!! You're acting like a two-year old, not like a 3,000 year pharaoh!"
Yami whimpered and let go of his other's leg.
"Yugi, DON'T YOU EVER SCARE ME LIKE THAT AGAIN!"
"Why? Is the all-powerful pharaoh afraid of some measly shot?" Yugi said, in a singsong voice.
"I'll get you for that one!" Yami cried, jumping up from off the floor.
"Yeep!" Yugi started running as fast as he could with Yami at his heels.
Yugi, seeing that Yami was much faster, went inside the Millennium Puzzle and stayed in his soul room.
Yugi could hear Yami's voice echoing throughout the Millennium Puzzle.
"Yugi, that's not fair! That's cheating Aibou!"
"Aibou, help! I'm stuck!" Yami called to his other while flailing his arms to keep his upper body elevated so blood wouldn't rush to his head.
"Not again! Yami, didn't you learn your lesson last week?"
Yami glared at him.
"Obviously not," Yugi said, pulling his other down and they both fell on top of each other.
"Yami, you've been eating Mom's cooking again haven't you? I told you it would fatten you up. But no, you had to ask for seconds, didn't you? Now could you please get off of me, you're crushing my ribs."
"Aibou, I haven't eaten for 3,000 years," Yami replied, picking himself up and dusting himself off.
"So?"
"If you hadn't eaten for 3,000 years, you'd take any food you could get your hands on."
"Fine, so you have a point, but why couldn't you make your soul room simple?"
"How should I know? I didn't design it."
Yugi sighed. No matter how hard he tried, he could not win an argument against his other. Then again, he had more experience, and you probably wouldn't be a good pharaoh if you couldn't argue. But Yami probably won all his arguments in his past life since he was pharaoh, and who's to argue with the pharaoh? Not many people did, for fear of death.
***
"But Yugi, I want to play Duel Monsters!" Yami protested as Yugi dragged him to the living room so he could help him at his English homework.
"Forget Yami. We both have the same deck, we both know the plays were going to make our next turn, and you have to finish your English homework now that you've enrolled yourself in school. Not the smartest move you've ever made."
"Why can't you do it? I don't know how to speak English, nonetheless read it."
"It doesn't work that way Yami. You have different handwriting and it was your choice to sign-up as an exchange student in school."
"Don't they have a class in Ancient Egyptian I could take instead?"
"I think there's an after-school club, but you have to take English because it's one of the main subjects."
"After-school club?"
"It's sort of like an extra subject, but you take it after school. Oh yeah, I almost forgot. You have to get your shots so you don't give or catch diseases to other students."
"Shots?"
"These doctors."
"Doctors? They're like healers, correct?"
"Yes, like modern-day healers. Anyway, they stick a needle in your skin and inject medicine into your system."
"Aibou, please don't take me to your healers! I don't want a shot! I don't want a shot!"
Yugi looked down at Yami who was clinging to Yugi's leg like a shy two-year old. He was being dragged across the floor as Yugi struggled to lift his foot so he could keep walking.
"Yami, I'm just kidding! They already think you have your shots. NOW PLEASE GET OFF MY LEG!!!!! You're acting like a two-year old, not like a 3,000 year pharaoh!"
Yami whimpered and let go of his other's leg.
"Yugi, DON'T YOU EVER SCARE ME LIKE THAT AGAIN!"
"Why? Is the all-powerful pharaoh afraid of some measly shot?" Yugi said, in a singsong voice.
"I'll get you for that one!" Yami cried, jumping up from off the floor.
"Yeep!" Yugi started running as fast as he could with Yami at his heels.
Yugi, seeing that Yami was much faster, went inside the Millennium Puzzle and stayed in his soul room.
Yugi could hear Yami's voice echoing throughout the Millennium Puzzle.
"Yugi, that's not fair! That's cheating Aibou!"
