Cows Say Moo And Turkeys Say Gobble!
By HamClover
July 29th, 2003
Hello peoples! I am HamClover! You may not know me but I am quite well known as a Hamtaro fan! This is my first non-Hamtaro fic and I'm kinda in a sugar rush so this fic's a little well, um, pointless....
Chapter 1- Magical Moo Box
One day, Botan was riding her oar/broom thingy when she saw a strange box on the ground below. "What's this?" She asked. Botan landed her oar thingy and picked up the box. It said "Magical Moo Box- DO NOT OPEN!" Botan blinked. "I better bring this to Koenma!" She mutters to herself. When Botan flew to Koenma's even he didn't know what it was. "I suggest you bring It you Yusuke." Koenma suggested. "Oookaaay, but, I don't think that's a good idea." Botan said. "Oh poop! I'll come with you, just in case he decides to throw toilets at seasick mules!" Koenma exclaimed. Botan stood still. "Um.."
When they found Yusuke, he was throwing Toilets at seasick mules. "See? I told you!" Koenma sneered. One of the mules had a toilets eat stuck on his neck and was running madly around and into the path of Keiko! The mule trampled Keiko and she got up, cussing at it. "What the heck is that!?" Yusuke asked. "It's a um, Magical Moo Box. You know what it is?" Botan asked. "No idea.." Suddenly, the Magical Moo Box mooed! Botan, startled, dropped the box. "That's why they call it the Magical Moo Box!" Yusuke mumbled. All of the sudden, Cartman, Kyle, Stan, Kenny, and Ike from South Park walked up to them!
"What the f**** is this!?" Cartman asked. "I dunno, looks like a box." Kyle said. "Mummffmummfffmuffmfmffu" Kenny said. "Yea, Kenny's right, let's open it!" Stan said. "NO!" Botan and Koenma screamed. "Why not?" Cartman asked. "Cause." "I pooped my pants." Ike said. Suddenly, the same mule that made Keiko PO'd ran up and trampled Kenny. He lay all bloody on the ground. "Oh my gosh! That mule killed Kenny! You bastard!" Kyle exclaimed. Kurama came by and picked up the dead Kenny with his rose whip. "Why is this dead boy sitting here?" He asked, disgusted. "Well an animal obviously trampled it. Look at the hoof prints." Hiei sneered. Cartman took out a pot pie and began eating it. His cat came by and started meowing. "Meow!" "NO KITTY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! MY POT PIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Cartman screamed. The cat hissed at Cartman and opened the Magical Moo Box. The South Park kids ran away for no apparent reason, because Richard Simmons came out of the Magical Moo Box!!!!!!!
Oh no! I'm leaving ya hanging! Lol, pretty pointless, eh? Please send in a review! Chapter 2 coming with my next sugar rush!
By HamClover
July 29th, 2003
Hello peoples! I am HamClover! You may not know me but I am quite well known as a Hamtaro fan! This is my first non-Hamtaro fic and I'm kinda in a sugar rush so this fic's a little well, um, pointless....
Chapter 1- Magical Moo Box
One day, Botan was riding her oar/broom thingy when she saw a strange box on the ground below. "What's this?" She asked. Botan landed her oar thingy and picked up the box. It said "Magical Moo Box- DO NOT OPEN!" Botan blinked. "I better bring this to Koenma!" She mutters to herself. When Botan flew to Koenma's even he didn't know what it was. "I suggest you bring It you Yusuke." Koenma suggested. "Oookaaay, but, I don't think that's a good idea." Botan said. "Oh poop! I'll come with you, just in case he decides to throw toilets at seasick mules!" Koenma exclaimed. Botan stood still. "Um.."
When they found Yusuke, he was throwing Toilets at seasick mules. "See? I told you!" Koenma sneered. One of the mules had a toilets eat stuck on his neck and was running madly around and into the path of Keiko! The mule trampled Keiko and she got up, cussing at it. "What the heck is that!?" Yusuke asked. "It's a um, Magical Moo Box. You know what it is?" Botan asked. "No idea.." Suddenly, the Magical Moo Box mooed! Botan, startled, dropped the box. "That's why they call it the Magical Moo Box!" Yusuke mumbled. All of the sudden, Cartman, Kyle, Stan, Kenny, and Ike from South Park walked up to them!
"What the f**** is this!?" Cartman asked. "I dunno, looks like a box." Kyle said. "Mummffmummfffmuffmfmffu" Kenny said. "Yea, Kenny's right, let's open it!" Stan said. "NO!" Botan and Koenma screamed. "Why not?" Cartman asked. "Cause." "I pooped my pants." Ike said. Suddenly, the same mule that made Keiko PO'd ran up and trampled Kenny. He lay all bloody on the ground. "Oh my gosh! That mule killed Kenny! You bastard!" Kyle exclaimed. Kurama came by and picked up the dead Kenny with his rose whip. "Why is this dead boy sitting here?" He asked, disgusted. "Well an animal obviously trampled it. Look at the hoof prints." Hiei sneered. Cartman took out a pot pie and began eating it. His cat came by and started meowing. "Meow!" "NO KITTY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! MY POT PIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Cartman screamed. The cat hissed at Cartman and opened the Magical Moo Box. The South Park kids ran away for no apparent reason, because Richard Simmons came out of the Magical Moo Box!!!!!!!
Oh no! I'm leaving ya hanging! Lol, pretty pointless, eh? Please send in a review! Chapter 2 coming with my next sugar rush!
